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In honor of Krampusnacht's MPM performance, giving out history-themed hypos

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gold center preventive strike
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talented place of business
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Option A: Adolf Hitler dies in WW1, and via the butterfly ef...
gold center preventive strike
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Are the Yugoslav partisans depicted as small furry creatures...
talented place of business
  12/29/17
No, but they do exhibit many Serbian stereotypes that are to...
gold center preventive strike
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Sold on A
talented place of business
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A is a truly 180 hypo
arousing fear-inspiring travel guidebook
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B.
Fishy comical parlour partner
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beady-eyed halford hunting ground
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Option A: Under the influence of Donna Zuckerberg, lib histo...
gold center preventive strike
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As TIMEJUDGE, I hereby ORDER that both hypos are enacted.
beady-eyed halford hunting ground
  12/29/17
Option B. Would probably be a social good because it will cr...
talented place of business
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(Alcibiades lisped)
bateful tanning salon
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Bat shit crazy lascivious famous landscape painting
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Option A: World War 2 and the American Civil War swap facial...
gold center preventive strike
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A
talented place of business
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A.
Fishy comical parlour partner
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Appetizing temple
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Option A: Japanese cultural exports never take off in Americ...
gold center preventive strike
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Option B
talented place of business
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B
coral supple corner idea he suggested
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B, definitely. Indians are annoying as fuck
Appetizing temple
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B. lmao. at least it means no stupid SJW sexual shit
Fishy comical parlour partner
  12/29/17
hypo pls friend <3
coral supple corner idea he suggested
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Option A: There’s a piece of Welsh folklore which says that ...
gold center preventive strike
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Option B. FUCK the Welsh and FUCK their overly complicated l...
talented place of business
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B Excellent hypo, ty
coral supple corner idea he suggested
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amazing. I choose B, probably less stigma against pathethic ...
Fishy comical parlour partner
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curious goal in life
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Option A: Thomas Jefferson’s writings on agrarianism remain ...
gold center preventive strike
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B sounds like a nightmare and A has some positives. Gotta go...
curious goal in life
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But what if your wife demands that you spend $4 million buyi...
gold center preventive strike
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I like to imagine an America that never lost its agrarian ro...
curious goal in life
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A
coral supple corner idea he suggested
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lmfao at XO "fiat" threads. I choose B.
Fishy comical parlour partner
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Fishy comical parlour partner
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Option A: Kemal Ataturk is killed during World War 1. Withou...
gold center preventive strike
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A. Islamic terror in one country makes the rest of the world...
Fishy comical parlour partner
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B
saffron house pozpig
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Option B: gonna need more pages in my passport!
talented place of business
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saffron house pozpig
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Option A: Spain wins the 80 Years War, crushing Dutch rebels...
gold center preventive strike
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Definitely A. I would prefer not to have to learn French.
Fishy comical parlour partner
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A, a Spanified Indonesia would be wonderful for me
saffron house pozpig
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cobalt plaza selfie
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Option A: Ancient Roman arena sports never lose popularity. ...
gold center preventive strike
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lmao holy fuck at fox tossing. I pick B to piss off PETA typ...
Fishy comical parlour partner
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(actual psychopath)
mustard disrespectful dilemma pistol
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A
saffron house pozpig
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A, I would feel bad for the animal doods if I picked B
cobalt plaza selfie
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Option A. The wiki article says that sometimes the foxes tur...
talented place of business
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That’s 180
mustard disrespectful dilemma pistol
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arousing fear-inspiring travel guidebook
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Option A: Maximilian I’s Second Mexican Empire defeats Benit...
gold center preventive strike
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Option A and it's not even close. Right-wing Hispanics are 1...
talented place of business
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Is there a WALL in B?
Boyish gaming laptop crackhouse
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A small, fragmented wall was built by President Perot in 198...
gold center preventive strike
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so does Perot no longer have a Texas accent? Or are immigran...
Wine Dog Poop Cumskin
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With the Union divided, Texarkana never becomes a significan...
gold center preventive strike
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definitely A, an ideological existential threat at america's...
arousing fear-inspiring travel guidebook
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Disturbing property jap
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Option A: William Rosecrans doesn’t make his infamous blunde...
gold center preventive strike
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Option B and it isn't close
talented place of business
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Agreed that option B is a no-brainer. 250,000 lives is no j...
Disturbing property jap
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Boyish gaming laptop crackhouse
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Option A: A Christian daimyo comes out on top in the Japanes...
gold center preventive strike
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exciting green field
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A
talented place of business
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A sounds great
saffron house pozpig
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bateful tanning salon
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Option A: In the late 1800s pan-European socialists, liberal...
gold center preventive strike
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B
saffron house pozpig
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A
arousing fear-inspiring travel guidebook
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B. I'd prefer to preserve the political valence of Latin ...
bateful tanning salon
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floppy yapping faggotry useless brakes
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Option A: Chamber pots make a big comeback with libs in the ...
gold center preventive strike
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A because of “pooplibs” but ljl holy shit at how plausible t...
floppy yapping faggotry useless brakes
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Garnet Awkward Indirect Expression
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Option A: Charles XII of Sweden isn't wounded shortly before...
gold center preventive strike
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Shimmering twinkling uncleanness
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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: talented place of business



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Adolf Hitler dies in WW1, and via the butterfly effect World War 2 is never fought (a global flu pandemic kills 50 million people instead and ultimately has similar geopolitical effects). However, in the 1970s a popular film is made speculating on a major global war breaking out in the 1930s, and is a huge hit. Some 40 years later, there is a massive “World War 2” expanded universe with tons of movies, video games, novels, toys, etc. Everybody has seen the movies, and most teen boys go through a big “World War 2” phase. The most die-hard fans can prattle on about fictional hardware like the Tiger tank or Il-2 Strumovik, will debate the tactics of fictional battles like Stalingrad, and attend cons where they dress up as kamikaze pilots, U.S. Marines, or SS Stormtroopers (despite being villains, Nazis are fan favorites for their slick outfits and take-no-prisoners attitude).

Sadly, the World War 2 universe was recently bought up by Disney, which has plans to reboot it, possibly eliminating or greatly altering fan favorites like Erwin Rommel or the Yugoslav partisans.

Option B: George Lucas never divorces his first wife, who was responsible for editing the original Star Wars from a 155 movie into a 180 one. Because of his successful marriage, Lucas has somebody he trusts who can edit his creative ideas into a more refined product. Not only are Episodes 5 and 6 even better, but the prequel films are well-received as well. Lucas never becomes hated by Star Wars fans, and never sells the franchise to Disney.However, he and his family have made it clear they think further spin-offs would ruin the franchise, so they have made it clear that no additional Star Wars films will be made.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036871)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: talented place of business

Are the Yugoslav partisans depicted as small furry creatures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036897)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

No, but they do exhibit many Serbian stereotypes that are today considered rather outdated and offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036965)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: talented place of business

Sold on A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036978)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring travel guidebook

A is a truly 180 hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037133)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner

B.

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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford hunting ground



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Under the influence of Donna Zuckerberg, lib historians have begun to argue that tons of ancient figures were secretly women. Using what they say are indirect and contextual clues, large numbers of academics now claim that figures such as Xenophon, Alcibiades, and Lucan were biological females who were either transgender or simply hid their sex in order to achieve greater success. Seven Roman emperors, including Hadrian and Aurelian, are popularly regarded as secret females. The evidence for all this is very weak, but social pressure for the theory is very strong and those who question the theory are often mocked as backwards sexists.

Option B: American historians, inspired by “Hidden Figures,” now credit a black “hidden figure” for the achievements of dozens of famous white Americans. George Washington’s military tactics are credited to his valet, William Lee, many phrases in the Declaration of Independence are attributed to Jefferson household slave Mary Hemmings, and so on. Like with Option A, the evidence these hidden figures deserve substantial credit is limited, but it has become extremely popular to teach about them in school, and many of them receive public monuments, Oscar-winning biopics, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036882)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford hunting ground

As TIMEJUDGE, I hereby ORDER that both hypos are enacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036891)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: talented place of business

Option B. Would probably be a social good because it will create role models for black youth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036911)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: bateful tanning salon

(Alcibiades lisped)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037882)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy lascivious famous landscape painting



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: World War 2 and the American Civil War swap facial hair trends. U.S. president Abraham Lincoln is remembered for his iconic toothbrush mustache, while most Confederate soldiers kept their hair short and professional, a practice modern reenactors respect. On the other hand, believing that facial hair represented robust masculinity and Aryan values, the Nazis routinely grew out lengthy beards and massive mustaches, and the fad spread to the West before the outbreak of the war (the Soviets, of course, continued to have long beards in imitation of Marx).

Even though both sides of World War 2 had epic facial hair, a side effect of the Nazis’ use of it is that mutton chops, long bears, and other flamboyant facial hair are associated with far-right political groups. Ironically, Orthodox Jews are sometimes attacked by antifa who assume their beards are a radical fascist statement.

Option B: A popular series of Victorian novels and their film adaptations spark a huge revival of 1700s fashion trends, which remain the dominant style today. Biglawyers all wear breeches instead of trousers to the office, and an elaborate knee-length justaucorps is a must. High-status men powder their hair and wear wigs for formal occasions, providing a major boon to baldmos. However, there is one quirk: Due to a historical error in that popular novel series, it is believed that people in the 1700s powdered their wigs whatever color they wanted, rather than specifically white. So people today routinely sport brown, pink, or neon-green wigs, even in serious contexts. Historians were recently frustrated by a television show which portrays George Washington with a dark purple wig.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036970)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: talented place of business

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036992)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037868)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Appetizing temple



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Japanese cultural exports never take off in American, and instead their influence is displaced by Indian culture. Incel young men have favorite “patnis” from Bollywood films. There are tons of movies, comics, cartoons, and video games drawing on Indian aesthetics and history, and they almost always have major musical numbers. Thugs and Sikh warriors are cultural icons instead of ninja and samurai. Your annoying spiritual but too-cool-for-Christianity friends dabble in Jainism

Option B: Believing that the Tiananmen Square protests were caused by Western culture, the Chinese government bans all Western movies from theaters. While China still has a robust piracy scene, this keeps American filmmakers from filling movies with content intended to appeal to the China market. So instead, studios are trying hard to pander to AFRICANS, in a simultaneous effort to attract actual Africans and guilt-ridden white libs. Gratuitous film scenes are set in Johannesburg, Nairobi, or Lagos. African exchange students with names like “God’s Power” and “Goodluck” appear in films set in America. In the film version of The Martian, NASA is aided by the Congolese Space Program rather than the Chinese. Most people consider this trend really annoying, but it seems to be working so studios keep doing it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037018)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: talented place of business

Option B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037056)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: coral supple corner idea he suggested

B

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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Appetizing temple

B, definitely. Indians are annoying as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037063)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner

B. lmao. at least it means no stupid SJW sexual shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037876)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: coral supple corner idea he suggested

hypo pls friend <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35036910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: There’s a piece of Welsh folklore which says that a prince named Madoc sailed all the way to America 300 years before Columbus. In this alternate reality, that actually happened, and Madoc brought a few hundred Welshmen across the sea with him. Unable to sail back to Europe due to their limited seafaring abilities, this small group of Welshmen successfully formed a small Welsh-speaking kingdom on the eastern seaboard of the United States, which still existed (in substantially stronger form) when Europeans showed up again 300 years later. This Welsh Kingdom was ultimately conquered by the English, but due to its existence Welsh culture remains extremely powerful in the modern United States and Canada. Welsh is an official language of the United States and is taught in schools alongside English, about 30% of the population has Welsh ancestry, and thousands of towns, cities, and landmarks have ridiculous Welsh names.

Option B: In an effort to distinguish America from Britain, America’s founding fathers enthusiastically promoted the adoption of American Indian cultural practices. This has lasted to the present, with a variety of effects. Houses often resemble Indian lodges and teepees. While Christianity remains the country’s main religion, more than ten million people practice Indian religions and it isn’t considered exotic. Instead of hitting up nightclubs, it’s common to attend Friday-night “powwows” with your bros. Having Indian blood is considered prestigious, so behavior like Elizabeth Warren’s is common.

In addition, due to more humane policies in the 1800s, Indian tribal governments control more territory and have significant wealth and power. On the downside, they tend to be corrupt and anti-democratic, and there is a fierce political debate over whether they should be abolished.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037078)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: talented place of business

Option B. FUCK the Welsh and FUCK their overly complicated language.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037087)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: coral supple corner idea he suggested

B

Excellent hypo, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037147)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner

amazing. I choose B, probably less stigma against pathethic bleating NOWAGs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037884)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: curious goal in life



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Thomas Jefferson’s writings on agrarianism remain popular, and as a result agrarianism never declined as a U.S. political ideal. In order to demonstrate their independence and connection to the land, any politician who wants to run for an office higher than city councilman needs to own a small farm. Political debates frequently include “gotcha” questions about agriculture intended to trip up frauds, and “Felipegate” was a major 90s scandal involving Bill Clinton paying a Mexican immigrant to oversee his Arkansas apple orchard rather than run it himself. The land outside major cities is dotted with the poorly-run small farms of striver 20-somethings who want to enter politics.

Option B: Thanks to the appointment of strict constructionist judges to the Supreme Court, the SCOTUS issued an unexpected ruling that, under the Coinage and Contract Clauses, neither the federal nor state governments are allowed to create paper or electronic currency. Instead, official currency must be in coin, and must be made of gold or silver. As a result, U.S. currency still utilizes gold and silver coinage with all the hassle that implies. An attempt at a unified private paper money system run by large banks fails, so instead America has a dizzying array of dozens of different paper currencies, offered not just by banks but also by major companies from General Motors to Amazon. XO has thousands of threads speculating on which paper currencies one should invest in.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037108)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: curious goal in life

B sounds like a nightmare and A has some positives. Gotta go with A here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037135)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

But what if your wife demands that you spend $4 million buying a small farm in Ventura County?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037153)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: curious goal in life

I like to imagine an America that never lost its agrarian roots and values would not have a shrew problem.

Honestly, it would not be much different than my life is now. My wife has gone through phases of wanting an expensive home in Ventura county already. Was pushing to make an offer on a foreclosure near the beach there a couple months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037201)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: coral supple corner idea he suggested

A

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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:42 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner

lmfao at XO "fiat" threads. I choose B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037886)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner



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Date: December 29th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Kemal Ataturk is killed during World War 1. Without him to revive Turkey following World War 1, Greek leaders successfully achieve the Megali Idea, and seizes the lands on this map:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megali_Idea#/media/File:ParisPeace-Venizelos-Map.png

180, right? Not necessarily. While Greece seizes these lands, there is no forcible expulsion of Muslims. While many voluntarily leave for the rump Turkish state, not all do, so Greece has a substantial Muslim minority throughout the 20th century.

The issue, of course, is that by 2017, this “substantial” minority is getting pretty big, and now is now about 30% of the population. Religious violence in Greece is routine and the Hagia Sophia was recently badly damaged by a suicide bomb that killed 78 people. Tons of Turkish illegal immigrants live in the country, and spread from there to the rest of Europe. On the plus side, Greece’s obvious difficulties have made the rest of Europe slightly more wary of mass Muslim migration, though they haven’t yet reached the point of actually blocking it.

Also, ethnic Greek expats around the world are considered a substantially more snooty bunch than they are today.

Option B: Italian unification totally failed. The Italian peninsula is still a bizarre hodgepodge of republics and tiny principalities. Some are in the EU, some aren’t, and traveling through Italy is even more of a mess than it is now as a result. Many states either had or still have bizarre governments; Florence’s communist regime only collapsed in 2006. The Papacy still owns most of Lazio; by now the Pope is a constitutional monarch who cedes most authority to an elected prime minister, though the Pope can still veto legislation he regards as incompatible with a Christian state.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037310)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:42 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner

A. Islamic terror in one country makes the rest of the world more WOKE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037893)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: saffron house pozpig

B

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Date: December 29th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: talented place of business

Option B: gonna need more pages in my passport!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038414)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: saffron house pozpig



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Spain wins the 80 Years War, crushing Dutch rebels and keeping the entire Netherlands as a component of the Spanish crown. Despite several wars against France, a brief French takeover during the Napoleonic Wars, another revolt in 1848, and a few minor territorial shifts, the Low Countries remain a part of Spain today. To hold the country together, Super-Spain is officially bilingual in Dutch and Spanish (a horrifying Sputch argot exists as well), and a parliamentary majority must include a majority coalition from both Spain and the Netherlands (similar to how N. Ireland requires both Nationalists and Unionists in a coalition). As a result, the country is a total political disaster, with constantly collapsing governments and chronic instability.

Also, in order to placate the Dutch minority, Super-Spain’s government fought hard against the decolonization of the East Indies. As a result, Bali, New Guinea, and several other small Indonesian islands are still owned by Super-Spain, and the European territories have a substantial blob of Indonesian immigrants. Also, Indonesia had a communist government from 1977 to 1992.

Option B: France decisively won the War of the Spanish Succession, and was able to create a unified Bourbon monarchy. The monarchy survived the French revolution in weakened constitutional form, and Spanish and Catalan culture were both substantially Francofied during the early 1800s. Today, France remains Europe’s most powerful state, and French language and culture compete with the Anglosphere for global supremacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037749)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner

Definitely A. I would prefer not to have to learn French.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037898)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: saffron house pozpig

A, a Spanified Indonesia would be wonderful for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037899)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: cobalt plaza selfie



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:39 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Ancient Roman arena sports never lose popularity. Even today, thousands of violent criminals and foreign prisoners of war are condemned to gladiatorial combat in the arena, often joined by ambitious individuals willing to risk their lives for riches and glory. Most fights are not to the death, but severe wounds are routine and fatalities remain a frequent occurrence. Chariot races remain popular as well (the Kentucky Derby is a chariot race now), and just like in ancient Rome, Republicans and Democrats each support different colors at the circus maximus.

While the arena has lasted for more than 2000 years, though, its days could be numbered. Many libs are starting to campaign against it on the grounds that it is barbaric, and while they remain a minority, that minority is growing. Also, there was recently a major controversy where several black gladiators refused to salute the American flag before beginning their mortal combat.

Option B: Early-modern animal-based sports and games never lose popularity. You can still go watch a bear-baiting on a Friday night, and both cockfighting and dogfighting have a major television presence. Goose-pulling (where you try to yank off the greased head of a live goose) is a popular Olympic sport. Instead of going to a bar, one of the best ways to meet chicks is to go fox-tossing, where you pair off with women and use a sheet to throw foxes in the air (not flame this was a real sport: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_tossing )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037860)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Fishy comical parlour partner

lmao holy fuck at fox tossing. I pick B to piss off PETA types

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037907)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: mustard disrespectful dilemma pistol

(actual psychopath)

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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: saffron house pozpig

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037930)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: cobalt plaza selfie

A, I would feel bad for the animal doods if I picked B



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038402)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: talented place of business

Option A. The wiki article says that sometimes the foxes turned on the participants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038426)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: mustard disrespectful dilemma pistol

That’s 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35044851)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring travel guidebook



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Date: December 29th, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Maximilian I’s Second Mexican Empire defeats Benito Juarez’s rebels and continues to survive for another 50 years. However, as a French client state, the Empire makes a disastrous entry into World War I. Significant casualties in France and economic dislocation eventually provoke a revolution, and Mexico becomes a full-blown Bolshevik state, which it remains to this day. The U.S. absorbs several million Mexican refugees (as well as refugees from El Salvador and Nicaragua, which go Commie too), and later annexes Cuba as the 51st state to keep it from going Communist as well. As a result of all this, 2017 America is significantly more Hispanic (about 25% instead of 17%), but Hispanics are a right-leaning ethnic group known for their fanatical anti-Communism.

Option B: The Confederate States of America win their independence in the Civil War. However, things don’t go well for it. Under international pressure, slavery is finally abolished in 1895. Due to different birthrates, low immigration from Europe, a brief stint of importing additional slaves from abroad, and the annexation of Santo Domingo in 1877, the Confederacy is majority-black by 1920. The country loses a war with Spain over Cuba in 1905, and generally lags way behind the North economically thanks to its continued agricultural focus (the boll weevil doesn't help either). In the 1970s it lapses into full-blown racial strife and there are horrific massacres of both whites and blacks. The conflict is resolved by granting more political rights to blacks, but in response many whites emigrate. Today, the CSA is about 75% black and is an unstable basketcase. Amnesty International believes there is a major genocide risk for both major populations.

The United States of America, on the other hand, is only 2.5 percent black, though there is a rapidly-growing illegal immigrant population arriving from the CSA.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038162)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: talented place of business

Option A and it's not even close. Right-wing Hispanics are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038198)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Boyish gaming laptop crackhouse

Is there a WALL in B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038304)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

A small, fragmented wall was built by President Perot in 1987 but it's widely regarded as insufficient and is now falling apart in many places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038396)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Wine Dog Poop Cumskin

so does Perot no longer have a Texas accent? Or are immigrants from the CSA considered native born Americans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038726)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 10:34 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

With the Union divided, Texarkana never becomes a significant ailroad hub, so Perot's ancestors eventually moved up to Missouri where their shop could draw more business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039036)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring travel guidebook

definitely A, an ideological existential threat at america's borders would give us all a sense of PURPOSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038340)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Disturbing property jap



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Date: December 29th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: William Rosecrans doesn’t make his infamous blunder at Chickamauga, and doesn’t order Thomas Wood to vacate his place in the Union line to plug a non-existent hole. As a result, the Union wins at Chickamauga. Rosecrans subsequently captures Atlanta and is considered the most important figure in winning the war for the Union. As a result, he is elected president in 1868 instead of Ulysses Grant. Rosecrans, a Democrat, enrages many Northerners by ending Reconstruction early, and because he was a devout Catholic convert this rage turns into intensified anti-Catholic sentiment. When Republicans retake power in 1876, they pass a range of laws intended to restrict Catholic immigration. These laws block a large amount of immigration from Italy, Russia, and Central Europe, as well as some tail-end immigration from Ireland. Besides sharply cutting the number of Catholics in the U.S., the laws incidentally block much Jewish migration to the U.S.

Flash forward the present, and America has only about 230 million people, but is still overwhelmingly Protestant and Western European. The black population is proportionally slightly higher, and the U.S. leans somewhat more to the left.

Option B: Douglas MacArthur runs for president in 1952 and wins as a conservative Republican. He aggressively escalates the Korean War. At the cost of 250,000 U.S. lives, the U.S. unites Korea, and while it doesn’t overthrow Mao’s regime it fucks up China pretty hard: Tibet and Xinjiang become independent, and a non-Communist South China is established in four southern provinces following a U.S.-backed invasion from Taiwan. China remains divided today, and South China is somewhat less wealthy than Korea (which is about as well-off as modern S. Korea).

Thanks to all the destruction from the war, the U.S. accepts a large number of Chinese and Korean immigrants, so the U.S. is now about 15% Asian.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038391)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: talented place of business

Option B and it isn't close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35038441)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Disturbing property jap

Agreed that option B is a no-brainer. 250,000 lives is no joke but a docile China combined with a unified Korean peninsula ally is a 180 outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039696)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: Boyish gaming laptop crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35037364)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: A Christian daimyo comes out on top in the Japanese sengoku period, and after aggressive missionary work with the support of the shogun Japan becomes a majority-Christian country by about 1650. However, Japan rapidly cultivates its own native clergy, who begin writing their own theological works that differ with both Catholicism and mainstream Protestantism on several key points. In particular, the Japanese believe the Emperor to be chosen by divine right to spread Christianity by any means necessary. Millions die in holy wars in Korea, China, Vietnam, and elsewhere as Japanese imperial armies spend the 1700s and 1800s trying to spread the gospel of Iesu Kirisuto. After being defeated by Great Britain in a war in the 1890s, Japan loses its colonial empire and no longer spreads its faith by the sword. However, Japanese Christians instead become extremely enthusiastic missionaries. Today, a very large percentage of Christians in Africa and India follow Japanese Christianity, and the denomination has also established a sizable foothold in otherwise Catholic Latin America.

Option B: The Great Western Schism is never resolved, so there are two papacies in Avignon and Rome competing for the allegiance of the world’s Catholics. The Reformation still happens, but is substantially weaker because the Roman papacy incorporates many reformist ideas in order to sustain the support of Germany princes. After 500 years, there still is almost nothing to distinguish the two doctrinally, but each papacy still holds that adherence to the other is totally heretical. With so little separating the two institutions religiously, support for each papacy has become associated with other political causes that really have nothing to do with religious causes. Irish nationalists support Avignon because England has historically backed Rome. Socialists and republicans tend to support the Roman papacy, while monarchists and capitalists are more supportive of Avignon (which was closely tied to the French monarchy for centuries). In the United States, Dwight Eisenhower was the first Avignonist president and this was a major breakthrough in American race relations.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039628)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: exciting green field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039675)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: talented place of business

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039726)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: saffron house pozpig

A sounds great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039887)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: bateful tanning salon



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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: In the late 1800s pan-European socialists, liberals, and other anti-nationalist groups promote the re-adoption of Latin as a common European language that can transcend national boundaries and promote global progress. In the early 1900s, several liberal parties make Latin an official language and mandate its instruction in primary schools for all, not just the schools of elites. This sparks a backlash from nationalists; in 1938 Hitler's Germany actually bans Latin as a "Jewish language." Even today, members of conservative parties are generally hostile to Latin phrases. in the U.S., most law schools now award LD's, or "law doctorates," instead of JD's because 50s America feared that Latin terms could be connected to a Communist plot. Among Catholics, conservatives support celebrating Mass in local languages, while progressives favor the traditional Latin mass. The most radical traditionalists point out that it was the Romans who killed Christ.

Latin never quite entrenches itself as a shared language, but it's an official language of the EU and most bureaucrats speak it, and a sizable minority of progressives insist on raising their children to speak it as their first language. Left-wing jurisdictions almost always mandate it as part of the school curriculum, while some conservative areas have banned it outright.

Option B: Nationalist conservatives in the West develop a strong political attachment to traditional musical instruments. Rejecting the standardized symphony orchestra as the work of an internationalist elite, these conservatives insist that children primarily learn to play music on what they regard as the traditional instruments of their people. In Finland, almost everyone learns to play the kantele. In Ireland, harps dominate. In Wales, the Crwth is a big deal. These preferences can create some odd political divisions. For instance, conservatives almost always enroll their children in harpsichord lessons, while getting piano lessons instead is a definite SHITLIB tell.

The upside of this is that popular music around the world is extremely varied, though of somewhat lower-quality, since old instruments are often obsolete for a reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039869)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: saffron house pozpig

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039901)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring travel guidebook

A

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Date: December 30th, 2017 4:39 AM
Author: bateful tanning salon

B.

I'd prefer to preserve the political valence of Latin as is, and I'm okay with somewhat lower-quality music if it is more varied since, as a practical matter, the quality of music is only relevant to people ages about 14-24.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35040965)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: floppy yapping faggotry useless brakes



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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:41 AM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Chamber pots make a big comeback with libs in the 1990s, as they argue modern toilets are far too wasteful of scarce fresh water. Liberal cities, and the entire state of California, impose tough taxes on flush toilets, while providing generous incentives for composting your own poop at home. This trend has been connected to a slight decline in sanitation quality, and in particular children in cities with high chamber pot usage are more likely to get sick.

In reference to this bizarre obsession of the left, XO nicknames left-wingers "pooplibs."

Option B: In a spirit of vindictiveness against Texas, U.S. libs become obsessed with "forgetting the Alamo." It initially is half-serious and half-joke, but this being libs the purity spiral quickly grows out of control, and soon left-wing websites argue that mentioning a "certain religious structure in San Antonio" is linked to fascism and white supremacy. School textbooks in lib states are purged of references to the Alamo, unhinged Twitter and Facebook mods censor photos of it, and a few people have lost their jobs because visits to the Alamo that are now viewed in a very different light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35039990)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 5:50 AM
Author: floppy yapping faggotry useless brakes

A because of “pooplibs” but ljl holy shit at how plausible they both are these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35041079)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 10:34 PM
Author: Garnet Awkward Indirect Expression



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Date: December 30th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: gold center preventive strike

Option A: Charles XII of Sweden isn't wounded shortly before the Battle of Poltava, and is therefore able to lead his troops in person. Charles is therefore able to personally command the battle, and his excellent leadership enables the Swedes to win an upset victory. Peter I of Russia is killed during the retreat.

Thanks to the victory, Charles achieves his goal of total victory in the Great Northern War, and Sweden's Baltic empire is not just preserved but enlarged. Sweden ends up fighting and winning a few more wars against Russia to preserve its empire, which causes it to view itself as a bulwark of Western, Protestant Europe against exotic foreign enemies. Even today, modern Sweden tends to be quite xenophobic; it refused to join the European Union because it would not accept free movement into Sweden, and it has come under fire for refusing to accept any migrants from the Middle East.

Option B: The Royal Navy catches and sinks the Goeben and Breslau at the start of World War I, and Winston Churchill doesn't alienate the Ottoman Empire by seizing the two dreadnoughts they purchased. These two factors are just enough to keep the Ottoman Empire out of World War I, and as a result the empire lasts until after World War II. At this point, pan-Arab nationalism becomes too powerful a force, and major uprisings occur against Turkish rule. Eventually, Turkey cedes independence to Western Armenia and Kurdistan (the Armenian Genocide never happens here), as well as a vast Arab state to the south which eventually unites with Egypt and Saudi Arabia. Israel does not exist, but many Jews do live in Palestine as part of this Arab state. This enlarged Arab state is extremely wealthy and powerful because of the sheer amount of oil it controls. Radical Islam is less of a problem overall, but political Islam is formidable and there are major worries that a Muslim Brotherhood party will win or seize power and turn the country into a superpower theocracy overnight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843608&forum_id=2#35040340)



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Date: December 30th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Shimmering twinkling uncleanness



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