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Your organic ex-girlfriend finding a long-lost shoebox in the back of her closet

Her parents are moving and she's been asked to help dig out ...
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ivory zombie-like messiness
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Saffron Liquid Oxygen
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God Damn you. . . God Damn your BLACK SOUL TO HELL!
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mods
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They really need to stop this kind of toxicity from spreadin...
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Azure Self-absorbed Main People
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infuriating legal warrant
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These types of toxic threads need to be shitmodded.
Disgusting Painfully Honest Point
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Azure Self-absorbed Main People
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fuck u
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Duck-like heaven
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My organic HS girlfriend married a black dude.
wonderful halford
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Devastating
translucent cuckoldry station
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Also dated another girl long term who married a straight up ...
wonderful halford
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I married my organic hs girlfriend and experienced heart-wre...
vibrant pearl preventive strike
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Later that week she tells her mom she threw away the box fro...
Duck-like heaven
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Fuck off. I forced myself to stop reading halfway through...
translucent cuckoldry station
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hehe but stranger things 2 is on netflix so life is so much ...
vivacious coiffed dingle berry
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lol
translucent cuckoldry station
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Hands off the box bro
Bespoke Razzle Old Irish Cottage Boistinker
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meanwhile, far away, you sit at your work desk, your back hu...
Internet-worthy Institution Fat Ankles
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kill yourself asshole
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High school homecoming? Who the fuck cares about HS girlfri...
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soul-stirring medicated water buffalo hell
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flirting parlor really tough guy
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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: vivacious coiffed dingle berry

Her parents are moving and she's been asked to help dig out before they downsize to condo life. Tucked away in her childhood bedroom, on the top shelf, in the back corner, there's an old, worn-down shoebox, the cardboard flimsy an straining under even the light weight of the lid, but the thick navy bow tying it all together is what catches her eye.

She tugs at the bow, and for the first time in--can it be nearly 20 years? It gives, and she lifts the lid and peers inside. On top there's a clear CD case and your scrawled (you wrote as carefully as you could) "Summer '99 mix" with a "love" appended to your name in thick bold strokes of the sharpie, but there's no liner notes and she could only guess (Steal My Sunshine, All the Small Things, Summer Girls, It's Not Right But It's Okay flit across her mind for brief spells). She pulls it aside to find a mini golf pencil and scorecard from a place that had long since closed and been paved over but that had the best ice cream and the brightest golf balls and a place you loved to just fritter away a warm summer night.

There's a dried wrist corsage still in there, brittle and brown, but still with a hint of the baby blue lace you asked the florist specially to use because her best friend confided in you that her homecoming dress would match that color and you were so clever as a go-between to pick it.

Underneath that are a few ticket stubs from movies you took her to--Never Been Kissed, American Pie, Episode I. And a napkin with a note you scrawled on a popcorn napkin at the cineplex that's now shut down but you shoved it in her jacket pocket when she went to use the bathroom and it took her 6 months to find it and you two laughed and laughed about it.

And under that are a stack of letters and notes, some passed between classes at school, the intermittent kind where she wrote a paragraph in that bubbly blue scrawl and you answered in your firm black pen, back and forth, turning the paper sideways to fit in the last of your responses. And a few letters you wrote when she was at her parents' cabin or you were on vacation and maybe even a postcard in there, hours of meticulous work you each put into communicating your souls to one another then entrusting to the post office to get that love of yours into her hands.

She drops it in the garbage bag and moves on to the last stray hangers in the back of the closet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35096336)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: crimson home



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: ivory zombie-like messiness



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: greedy half-breed



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Saffron Liquid Oxygen



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Date: January 6th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Elite appetizing house

God Damn you. . .

God Damn your BLACK SOUL TO HELL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35096626)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: nudist flickering theater foreskin

mods

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Date: January 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Elite appetizing house

They really need to stop this kind of toxicity from spreading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35096661)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: translucent cuckoldry station



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Date: January 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: vivacious coiffed dingle berry



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Date: January 6th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Wild garrison shitlib



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Date: January 11th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: vivacious coiffed dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35131890)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Lascivious forum tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35131904)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Azure Self-absorbed Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35131908)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: infuriating legal warrant



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Date: January 11th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Disgusting Painfully Honest Point

These types of toxic threads need to be shitmodded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35131927)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Azure Self-absorbed Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35162388)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible Temple Patrolman

fuck u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35162404)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Duck-like heaven



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: wonderful halford

My organic HS girlfriend married a black dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35162584)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: translucent cuckoldry station

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35166927)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: wonderful halford

Also dated another girl long term who married a straight up african. Not sure what the common thread is here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35172348)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: vibrant pearl preventive strike

I married my organic hs girlfriend and experienced heart-wrenching divorce. There was a similar box at our old place, first she moved out, then she moved back in and I moved out, eventually we were able to sell it and she moved on. I wonder if she took it with her or how that worked. It would have been weird to toss some of the things in it, which started out in scope akin to the OP but continued for more than a decade, yet she doesn't like me very much so I could understand it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35162735)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Duck-like heaven

Later that week she tells her mom she threw away the box from that boy from high school. They laugh as they try to remember your name - it's on the tip of their tongues but they can't quite get it - Tim? Tom? something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35166897)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: translucent cuckoldry station

Fuck off.

I forced myself to stop reading halfway through and then came back to finish it. I regret that choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35166925)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: vivacious coiffed dingle berry

hehe but stranger things 2 is on netflix so life is so much better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35166935)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: translucent cuckoldry station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35166947)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Bespoke Razzle Old Irish Cottage Boistinker

Hands off the box bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35166944)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Institution Fat Ankles

meanwhile, far away, you sit at your work desk, your back hunched, your shoulders slumped. your pre-arthritic wrists reach out to turn the pages of a long contract you're reviewing for typos. you notice a small hair fall onto the page. it must have fallen from your head. you sigh huskily through your stained teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35166965)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: ocher sanctuary

kill yourself asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35166996)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Institution Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35171764)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Duck-like heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#39938072)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring medicated water buffalo hell

High school homecoming? Who the fuck cares about HS girlfriends? Gimme a break. You dorks are nuts.

HS girlfriends are all fat now or belong to Autism Awareness clubs for their fucked up kids from a first marriage etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35167009)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring medicated water buffalo hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35167022)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz shrine

Mmmmm yeah that's good toxic. I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35167049)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: flirting parlor really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35171796)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: flirting parlor really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35171795)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: shimmering cruel-hearted property

The OP is psych warfare by the gays aiming to convert straight guys into a life of despair-fueled hedonism. It’s a well crafted attack with one fatal flaw: no heterosexual male ever put “Its not right but it’s ok” on any mix for his girlfriend. Or anyone else for that matter. I don’t know if that was some sort of attempt at a subliminal message, OP, but nice try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35171823)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: vivacious coiffed dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35329547)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: gay mother regret

i married my organic gf but I never made a mix cd or did any other of that cheesy shit. you seem gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#35329599)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 8:20 AM
Author: vivacious coiffed dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#39938067)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: Lascivious forum tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3851395&forum_id=2#46944879)