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Another $237,597 in settlement checks came in today (CSLG)

This year is off to a crazy start, and we are only 1 week in...
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853925&mc=9...
aromatic mischievous trailer park depressive
  01/09/18
I am full on jealous. 180 to you brother.
laughsome gaped azn
  01/09/18
Wellsfargo NA Bank transfer 15637367
Heady mahogany temple
  01/09/18
spin, ratfucks
Shivering wonderful stain really tough guy
  01/09/18
TY friend
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
180
insanely creepy genital piercing
  01/09/18
...
House-broken hairraiser nursing home
  01/09/18
holy fuck. how are you not a shitlaw king at this point? how...
cerebral slap-happy cruise ship
  01/09/18
There are a handful guys who settle multiple seven and eight...
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
what defines a "low quality" shop? do they not get...
cerebral slap-happy cruise ship
  01/09/18
...
flesh geriatric useless brakes
  01/09/18
I mean they have so many files they don't really work them u...
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
ty. are your parents / relatives lawyers at all?
cerebral slap-happy cruise ship
  01/09/18
Step dad is a high end divorce lawyer. He charges 650/hr and...
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
ljl great shit. did your step dad help you out at all get...
cerebral slap-happy cruise ship
  01/09/18
Actually, no he didn't help at all. He was always kind of do...
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
very sad :( is your wife a jewess? where'd you meet her?
cerebral slap-happy cruise ship
  01/09/18
Wife is not a Jew. I met her at the laser tag place, she wor...
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
your kids being raised "jewish" in any capacity?
cerebral slap-happy cruise ship
  01/09/18
Of course. I'm atheist but being jewish is just as much cult...
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
jfc i was ready to like you as a poster. fuck jews.
Buck-toothed Supple Station
  01/10/18
180. all practising jews are kikes and traitors to america t...
floppy locale telephone
  01/10/18
...
Buck-toothed Supple Station
  01/10/18
HOLY SHIT. 180 FACT!!!!!!!!!
Mewling Anal Forum Codepig
  01/09/18
Does this mean that your success cannot be replicated? Askin...
Sickened cream school national security agency
  01/10/18
...
Sickened cream school national security agency
  01/12/18
is The Barnes Firm related to Harrison Barnes?
Avocado cuckoldry water buffalo
  01/10/18
It is the former Celino and Barnes (they broke up).
garnet institution ceo
  01/12/18
have you considered an ETH giveaway for your xo friends :)
yapping obsidian dog poop
  01/09/18
I give away cases to people instead. That's worth way more m...
garnet institution ceo
  01/09/18
This is discriminatory against biglawmos and inhousemos.
Mewling Anal Forum Codepig
  01/09/18
And Arizonamos.
Splenetic Locus Sandwich
  01/10/18
and expatmos
yapping obsidian dog poop
  01/10/18
also nonlawmos
Big Brindle Personal Credit Line Brunch
  01/10/18
can't fucking wait to work for you
jet fragrant den pervert
  01/09/18
why are they uneven amounts like this? i thought a settlemen...
cordovan underhanded mexican sneaky criminal
  01/09/18
how are you so chill about everything? do you ever get stres...
Bateful Sepia Love Of Her Life
  01/09/18
He does not do any of that.
Mewling Anal Forum Codepig
  01/09/18
Lol at actual legal work. I don't file motions ever, my para...
garnet institution ceo
  01/10/18
Citibank acct 73327694; Routing 021000089
fishy home double fault
  01/09/18
You going to forge checks on some insurer's account?
Splenetic Locus Sandwich
  01/10/18
This
Adventurous dun whorehouse toaster
  01/10/18
180 you are an inspiration.
dashing aggressive kitty meetinghouse
  01/10/18
Baller
Sticky Cobalt State Clown
  01/10/18
JFC that's amazing. I just closed the books on 2017 and made...
Curious nudist house
  01/10/18
I didn't average 215K a month last year because my net profi...
garnet institution ceo
  01/10/18


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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:54 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

This year is off to a crazy start, and we are only 1 week in.

https://imgur.com/a/3ioJp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115386)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: aromatic mischievous trailer park depressive

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853925&mc=9&forum_id=2

What do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115393)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: laughsome gaped azn

I am full on jealous. 180 to you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115395)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: Heady mahogany temple

Wellsfargo NA Bank transfer 15637367

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115396)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Shivering wonderful stain really tough guy

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115443)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

TY friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115444)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: insanely creepy genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115453)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: House-broken hairraiser nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115489)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy cruise ship

holy fuck. how are you not a shitlaw king at this point? how many shitlawyers in LA make more than this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115515)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

There are a handful guys who settle multiple seven and eight figure cases every year. There are also a few ultra high volume/low quality shops that just crush me by sheer volume (for example Jacob Emrani, The Barnes Firm, and Burg and Brock have literally thousands active cases each). They dwarf my income. But definitely I'm in the top .1% of plaintiff's lawyers based on what I net.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115524)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:49 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy cruise ship

what defines a "low quality" shop? do they not get maximum $$ out of each case because they have so much volume and just dont give a fuck? what % of value are they losing on each case?

how big is your staff?

what's your life goal?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115533)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: flesh geriatric useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115536)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 2:52 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

I mean they have so many files they don't really work them up. They just have them treat with doctors and hope some of them get MRIs, injections, or surgery. Most of their files end up being chiropractic only and settling < 8K. My files on the other hand are all worked up like crazy and I generally get tens of thousands of dollars on the average case.

I have 2 full time paralegals now, but I had only 1 until a few months ago.

My life goal is to retire with enough passive income to not worry about money and spend time with my family. My family is by far the most important thing in the world to me. I don't really care about money that much. I should be able to hit total financial independence around 38-40 (which would be like 8-10 mil). At that point I'll probably have someone run my firm and collect passive income from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115545)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy cruise ship

ty. are your parents / relatives lawyers at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115574)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:08 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

Step dad is a high end divorce lawyer. He charges 650/hr and his office is in Beverly Hills. He handles main celebs and rich people. He graduated first in his law school from a T50 school and then opened his own practice 40 years ago. Fun fact: his law partner is his ex-wife (he's been married four times). My mom has been with him 15 years and they seem to be good to go until they die.

Other than that, my uncle is a shady immigration lawyer (who is currently suspended), and one of my cousins is a trial attorney for CalTrans. That's pretty much it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115589)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:10 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy cruise ship

ljl great shit.

did your step dad help you out at all getting started?

is your real dad in business of some sort? did he teach you your jewish business acumen, or is it natural?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115591)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

Actually, no he didn't help at all. He was always kind of douche until I become really successful. Now he respects me a lot. He sends me referrals when he gets them, but that isn't too often.

My real dad is a radiologist, but I haven't spoke to him since law school. My parents divorced when I was 11 and I never really had a great relationship with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115597)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:17 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy cruise ship

very sad :(

is your wife a jewess? where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115602)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

Wife is not a Jew. I met her at the laser tag place, she worked there. Been with her 15 years in June.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115611)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:34 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy cruise ship

your kids being raised "jewish" in any capacity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115629)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

Of course. I'm atheist but being jewish is just as much culture as anything. I think the holidays are fun and it gives a sense of community and being part of something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35116493)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Supple Station

jfc i was ready to like you as a poster. fuck jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122754)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: floppy locale telephone

180. all practising jews are kikes and traitors to america the great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122782)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Supple Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122794)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Mewling Anal Forum Codepig

HOLY SHIT. 180 FACT!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35119920)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:03 AM
Author: Sickened cream school national security agency

Does this mean that your success cannot be replicated? Asking as someone on the verge of quitting my job but ready to follow your advice line by line if it means 500k+ in income...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122724)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Sickened cream school national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35142373)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Avocado cuckoldry water buffalo

is The Barnes Firm related to Harrison Barnes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122767)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: garnet institution ceo

It is the former Celino and Barnes (they broke up).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35142391)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: yapping obsidian dog poop

have you considered an ETH giveaway for your xo friends :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115572)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

I give away cases to people instead. That's worth way more money. Kenny and Chandler got like 40 of them already from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115585)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Mewling Anal Forum Codepig

This is discriminatory against biglawmos and inhousemos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35119885)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Splenetic Locus Sandwich

And Arizonamos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122741)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: yapping obsidian dog poop

and expatmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122743)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:34 AM
Author: Big Brindle Personal Credit Line Brunch

also nonlawmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122798)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 3:24 AM
Author: jet fragrant den pervert

can't fucking wait to work for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35115615)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: cordovan underhanded mexican sneaky criminal

why are they uneven amounts like this? i thought a settlement would usually be a round number, and then you divide up among legal fees, doctors, and client?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35119875)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Bateful Sepia Love Of Her Life

how are you so chill about everything? do you ever get stressed by all the motions, discovery, trials etc that you have to deal with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35119917)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Mewling Anal Forum Codepig

He does not do any of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35119945)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

Lol at actual legal work. I don't file motions ever, my paralegal answers discovery, most of my depositions are covered by contract attorneys, and I farm out all my big trials to heavy hitter trial attorneys.

85% of cases settle prelitigation. Plus most of the job in PI is just having good people skills, working up the case (basically getting the right treatment) and negotiating. I'm really good at that and LOVE doing mediations and negotiating settlements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35123356)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: fishy home double fault

Citibank acct 73327694; Routing 021000089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35119987)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Splenetic Locus Sandwich

You going to forge checks on some insurer's account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122748)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Adventurous dun whorehouse toaster

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35125547)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 2:55 AM
Author: dashing aggressive kitty meetinghouse

180 you are an inspiration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35122834)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Sticky Cobalt State Clown

Baller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35123170)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Curious nudist house

JFC that's amazing. I just closed the books on 2017 and made a total of $215k in profit as a solo for the entire year. Sounds like you make that in an average month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35123301)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: garnet institution ceo

I didn't average 215K a month last year because my net profits were 1.325 mil. But I'm hoping to net 2 mil this year if some of my bigger cases settle. I have a brain damage case that I should make at least 2 million off alone, but that probably won't settle until 2019 because it just got filed and those cases take a LONG time to settle because of their size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3853938&forum_id=2#35123377)