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Coral locus
  01/09/18
Is it true that Jewish girls give the best blow jobs?
Smoky plaza
  01/09/18
ofs. jewesses are best in bed bc they're not sexually repres...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
explain the need to destroy everything beautiful in the worl...
Ocher comical gunner dilemma
  01/09/18
it goes back at least to ancient greece. what's "bea...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
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slap-happy pervert base
  01/09/18
st. peter's basilica seems beautiful the temple is a bunch ...
Ocher comical gunner dilemma
  01/09/18
one is a place of idol worship. the other is carrying out go...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
i thought you cant type out god
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
god is an english word and i dont see a reason not to type i...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Are you a self-loathing Jew?
Sepia gas station indirect expression
  01/09/18
no. i voted for trump. shitlib kikes are self-loathing jews.
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Would not a self loathing Jew refer to Jews as kikes?
Sepia gas station indirect expression
  01/09/18
i refer to the self-loathing jews as kikes
Coral locus
  01/09/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3103262&mc=22&...
slap-happy pervert base
  01/09/18
180
Coral locus
  01/09/18
The definition of which is then, according to you, a liberal...
Sepia gas station indirect expression
  01/09/18
liberal politically. though, in the US, most non-orthodox je...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
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slap-happy pervert base
  01/09/18
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Mentally impaired ticket booth
  01/09/18
we're keeping the family purity laws to some extent. which m...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
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Mentally impaired ticket booth
  01/09/18
i wanna fuck her armpit this week before she becomes pure ag...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
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Mentally impaired ticket booth
  01/09/18
she shaves her armpits every day in the shower
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Lol at shomer fuck-knee-er
onyx dopamine
  01/09/18
180
Coral locus
  01/09/18
and i fucked her knee ---legit tears are being had rite n...
Electric chapel cuckoldry
  01/09/18
"I didn't want to be impure, so I fucked her knee."...
hairraiser lemon turdskin karate
  01/09/18
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Coral locus
  01/09/18
LJL jews really are sexual degenerates.
crusty puce stage boiling water
  01/09/18
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motley honey-headed wrinkle temple
  01/09/18
go back to israel
Alcoholic Multi-colored Dysfunction Sanctuary
  01/09/18
arent you a kike yourself
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
Irrelevant
Alcoholic Multi-colored Dysfunction Sanctuary
  01/09/18
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Mind-boggling indigo lay masturbator
  01/09/18
lmao
vibrant spot
  01/10/18
Bibi's 37-dimensional chess aligning with the far right: shr...
Territorial juggernaut
  01/09/18
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slap-happy pervert base
  01/09/18
Date: January 9th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: David Ben PDDJ-Guri...
balding arrogant gaming laptop address
  01/09/18
u getting off to this?
slap-happy pervert base
  01/09/18
who wouldn't?
Coral locus
  01/09/18
He's at least 50% flame, right?
passionate fantasy-prone ape
  01/09/18
Thoughts on HaOlam HaBa and the place of G-d in a nation tha...
spruce razzle-dazzle senate windowlicker
  01/09/18
the nation meaning the jewish nation -- or america?
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Hypothetical: PDDJ, 5 years from now and with 2 kids realize...
passionate fantasy-prone ape
  01/09/18
maimonides says you can fake convert to christianity to save...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Merry Christmas! Come to our place for Christmas Eve? Lots o...
Overrated stead
  01/09/18
*shows my dreidel to your 8y/o dotter when you're away hidin...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
*she looks at you puzzled and then asks when Santa is coming...
passionate fantasy-prone ape
  01/09/18
*offers DBG Glühwein and Stollen*
Overrated stead
  01/09/18
*doesnt offer you my little bags of chanukah gelt*
Coral locus
  01/09/18
win-win!
Overrated stead
  01/09/18
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Coral locus
  01/09/18
Jesus is the reason for the season!
passionate fantasy-prone ape
  01/09/18
How do you manage to get your now churchgoing kids Jewish? ...
passionate fantasy-prone ape
  01/09/18
megapoast and forcememe judaism on them as if it were an xo ...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Plan sounds good until it becomes clear that because they at...
passionate fantasy-prone ape
  01/09/18
I could see that
Overrated stead
  01/09/18
Yep, it kind of seems obvious when you think about it.
passionate fantasy-prone ape
  01/09/18
reform judaism also does a horrible job of marketing. the on...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Not really - and I speak from experience. The top reason is...
passionate fantasy-prone ape
  01/09/18
Was your foreskin removed by someone's mouth?
hairraiser lemon turdskin karate
  01/09/18
surely not. rabbi wasnt an ultraortho
Coral locus
  01/09/18
do you just stop working in biglaw when it gets dark on frid...
Racy keepsake machete nursing home
  01/09/18
and then sing this on the way out -- https://www.youtube.com...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
you wear a yarmulke?
Racy keepsake machete nursing home
  01/09/18
only in shul or at jew events
Coral locus
  01/09/18
why not all the time? ashamed?
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
it's not halacha (jewish law)
Coral locus
  01/09/18
One should not walk (or travel)[2] 4 Amot without a Kippah. ...
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
it's still a custom. some argue it's a binding custom. but a...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
can you "pass" for white around guileless goys?
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
in are country, i totally can. they dont expect jews. in ...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
what are your thoughts on Hasidic jews?
Racy keepsake machete nursing home
  01/09/18
do you mean haredi (ultra-orthodox)? most people dont even k...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
i live in brooklyn so i know. the dudes in south williamsbu...
Racy keepsake machete nursing home
  01/09/18
i dont have a different view on hasidic jews than i do on ul...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
explain the jew fascination with azn women
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
i dont think this is a jew thing by any means. yellow fever ...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
have you ever cheated
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
on a girl? on my taxes? on a girl? no. no reason to ch...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Are you going to have kids right away or wait?
bronze resort
  01/09/18
waiting a couple years. pddj is 26
Coral locus
  01/09/18
describe your wife's wig and when she has to wear it
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
she doesnt have a wig. she wears a hair covering at shul and...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Would it be weird if I enrolled my kids in a jewish school?
Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt
  01/09/18
they prob wont let you unless it's not religious
Coral locus
  01/09/18
damn they can discriminate like that?
Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt
  01/09/18
not a MFE on the laws involved, but cant they just say somet...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
That sucks, I don't want my kids learning to be sheep. Jews ...
Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt
  01/09/18
cr. spending $$$$ on jewish private schools seems worth it i...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
What if we claimed to be Black Hebrew Israelites, you think ...
Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt
  01/09/18
they'd want to see your son's BBJC in training
Coral locus
  01/09/18
big black jew cock?
Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt
  01/09/18
...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
do you do that thing where you swing a live chicken over you...
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
nope. too barbaric.
Coral locus
  01/09/18
explain the whole idea of a woman "examining" her ...
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
yes it's required. ive poasted pddj's package of cloths. com...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
LMAO what? so if it's ever unclear, you need to beeline to t...
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
basically. they have rabbis do this rather than female t...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
how wet do jewish women get when rabbi shlomo fails their pe...
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
wet as fuck. "mikveh night" is delayed by 1 day :(
Coral locus
  01/09/18
are you allowed to donate organs? can you accept an organ do...
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
i have no idea, actually, w/o googling
Coral locus
  01/09/18
if it were kosher to donate a kidney, would you?
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
fuck no
Coral locus
  01/09/18
what about if a kidney donation was NOT kosher, but it was t...
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
yes.
Coral locus
  01/09/18
is there some kike law that lets you do this or are you prof...
light legend affirmative action
  01/09/18
A friend of mine passed. We went to the shiva. Kids were wel...
histrionic sticky brunch water buffalo
  01/09/18
it's complicated, but you're not as responsible for your sin...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
now you Jews sound downright WASPy
geriatric tanning salon trust fund
  01/09/18
there's a myth about a shabbat guest drinking the hand-washi...
Coral locus
  01/09/18
Aren’t you allowed to sit on a short chair/stool? Just not r...
Exciting Dun Dragon
  01/10/18
did u see netflix doc on ultra ortho?
Territorial juggernaut
  01/09/18
i dont have netflix. do i look goy. is it on torrents?
Coral locus
  01/10/18
I did. Fuck those kikes man
Exciting Dun Dragon
  01/10/18
In the Passover and flood stories, why did God actively murd...
translucent abnormal love of her life mood
  01/10/18
the children were goys and therefore beasts of burden
lascivious genital piercing piazza
  01/10/18
what's the difference between "actively murdering"...
Coral locus
  01/10/18
This only raises further problems for the sky wizard hypoth...
translucent abnormal love of her life mood
  01/10/18
" The apologetics I've seen never address this head-on,...
Territorial juggernaut
  01/10/18
blk guy here: my uncle is jewish how do we get holocaust rep...
kink-friendly contagious indian lodge
  01/10/18
800-KARS-4-NIGS
Coral locus
  01/10/18
Lmao
Electric chapel cuckoldry
  01/10/18
...
beady-eyed crackhouse dingle berry
  05/10/22


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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Coral locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120300)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Smoky plaza

Is it true that Jewish girls give the best blow jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120588)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Coral locus

ofs. jewesses are best in bed bc they're not sexually repressed. most non-jew whites are sexually repressed bc of christianity and its remnants in american society teaching that sex is bad.

jews are moral deviants. but their women have no hangups about sex and they love to fuck and know how to get themselves off.

though there is a subset of jewesses that is neurotic and too anxious to enjoy sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121032)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Ocher comical gunner dilemma

explain the need to destroy everything beautiful in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120316)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Coral locus

it goes back at least to ancient greece.

what's "beautiful" to the goyim is disgusting to us.

jews were disgusted by "beautiful" ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120328)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: slap-happy pervert base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120334)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Ocher comical gunner dilemma

st. peter's basilica seems beautiful

the temple is a bunch of smelly men spasmodically jerking in an alley

i dont understand



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120341)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Coral locus

one is a place of idol worship. the other is carrying out god's commandments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120348)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

i thought you cant type out god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121500)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Coral locus

god is an english word and i dont see a reason not to type it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121511)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Sepia gas station indirect expression

Are you a self-loathing Jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120330)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Coral locus

no. i voted for trump. shitlib kikes are self-loathing jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120337)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Sepia gas station indirect expression

Would not a self loathing Jew refer to Jews as kikes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120345)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Coral locus

i refer to the self-loathing jews as kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120354)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: slap-happy pervert base

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3103262&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120396)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Coral locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120402)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Sepia gas station indirect expression

The definition of which is then, according to you, a liberal Jew. Is that just liberal politically or non-orthodox?

If in fact you’re orthodox is it not a commandment to bring your fellow Jews back to a more orthodox form of Judaism? And yet you denigrate them as worthless kikes?

Therefore, you’re either a confused Jew going against the commandments of the god you claim to worship and obey or you are a poorly conceived flame, or, as I initially posited, a self loathing Jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120419)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Coral locus

liberal politically. though, in the US, most non-orthodox jews are shitlibs so it's kinda synonymous.

a lot of the shitlib kikes might not even be halachically jewish -- or are having kids with the goyim and their kids aren't either. they're going to breed themselves out of judaism.

i can comment on shitlib kikery on a global level. that doesn't stop me from helping individual jews become more religious. my mom might kosher her kitchen because of us, for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120481)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: slap-happy pervert base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120335)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120410)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Coral locus

we're keeping the family purity laws to some extent. which means we don't fuck when she's impure for about half the month (period over + 7 days waiting).

technically you're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed or touch each other or share food when she's impure.

but we're just interpreting the rule as no vaginal sex.

so it's our chance to experiment with getting each other off in other ways.

she gave me a 180 foot job on shabbat afternoon. she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120449)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120463)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Coral locus

i wanna fuck her armpit this week before she becomes pure again. unnnghhh..

yes, all bodily contact -- and even sharing food -- is forbidden.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120490)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120493)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Coral locus

she shaves her armpits every day in the shower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121043)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: onyx dopamine

Lol at shomer fuck-knee-er

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120482)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Coral locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120492)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Electric chapel cuckoldry

and i fucked her knee

---legit tears are being had rite nao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121252)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: hairraiser lemon turdskin karate

"I didn't want to be impure, so I fucked her knee."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121486)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Coral locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121513)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: crusty puce stage boiling water

LJL jews really are sexual degenerates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120565)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: motley honey-headed wrinkle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120998)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Multi-colored Dysfunction Sanctuary

go back to israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120421)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

arent you a kike yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121523)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic Multi-colored Dysfunction Sanctuary

Irrelevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121609)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indigo lay masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122002)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: vibrant spot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122313)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Territorial juggernaut

Bibi's 37-dimensional chess aligning with the far right: shrewd or destined to explode in his face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120475)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: slap-happy pervert base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120480)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: balding arrogant gaming laptop address

Date: January 9th, 2018 8:11 PM

Author: David Ben PDDJ-Gurion (*)

we're keeping the family purity laws to some extent. which means we don't fuck when she's impure for about half the month (period over + 7 days waiting).

technically you're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed or touch each other or share food when she's impure.

but we're just interpreting the rule as no vaginal sex.

so it's our chance to experiment with getting each other off in other ways.

she gave me a 180 foot job on shabbat afternoon. she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120449)

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.

she has amazing legs and i fucked her knee (sliding my cock in and out between her calves and thighs) on friday night. etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120504)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: slap-happy pervert base

u getting off to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120542)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Coral locus

who wouldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121046)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone ape

He's at least 50% flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120876)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: spruce razzle-dazzle senate windowlicker

Thoughts on HaOlam HaBa and the place of G-d in a nation that has largely rejected Him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35120596)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Coral locus

the nation meaning the jewish nation -- or america?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121052)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone ape

Hypothetical: PDDJ, 5 years from now and with 2 kids realizes that Judaism is bullshit (after talking to her goy grandma or whoever) and converts to Christianity. Further, she makes the following demand: you must convert too, or she will fight you for custody of the kids (she will win because you're weird), and screw you over financially. Your move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121190)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Coral locus

maimonides says you can fake convert to christianity to save your life.

i wonder if this qualifies. ask a rabbi and try to figure out if you can fake convert and then try to raise the kidsjewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121230)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Overrated stead

Merry Christmas! Come to our place for Christmas Eve? Lots of shellfish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121245)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Coral locus

*shows my dreidel to your 8y/o dotter when you're away hiding the presents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121254)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone ape

*she looks at you puzzled and then asks when Santa is coming*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121336)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Overrated stead

*offers DBG Glühwein and Stollen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121348)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Coral locus

*doesnt offer you my little bags of chanukah gelt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121369)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Overrated stead

win-win!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121372)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Coral locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121515)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone ape

Jesus is the reason for the season!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121331)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone ape

How do you manage to get your now churchgoing kids Jewish?

Protip: I've known many kids that had mixed marriages that did both Church and Synagogue. Almost all end up Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121349)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Coral locus

megapoast and forcememe judaism on them as if it were an xo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121362)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone ape

Plan sounds good until it becomes clear that because they attend a nice, supportive Church they become mentally healthy enough to be disgusted by that sort of behavior. It backfires epically and they start to disgusted by anything Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121464)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Overrated stead

I could see that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121419)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone ape

Yep, it kind of seems obvious when you think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121471)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Coral locus

reform judaism also does a horrible job of marketing. the only thing reform jews associate with judaism is the torture of sitting in shul for 3 days a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121525)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone ape

Not really - and I speak from experience. The top reason is that Christianity is welcoming of people exploring and non-committed and Judaism isn't. They go to Church and they are super welcomed. Churches love people exploring and considering. Jews think you're a weird outsider who should probably just go back to Church. They mostly focus on telling you their rules (you know, you're expected to date/marry a Jew - you're going to do that, right? Oh, here's a skullcap, have to wear this. Oh, can't bring your Christian Bible...). Churches focus on making you feel one of the group.

Reformed Synagogues are better at this, but still much worse than Churches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121706)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: hairraiser lemon turdskin karate

Was your foreskin removed by someone's mouth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121490)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Coral locus

surely not. rabbi wasnt an ultraortho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121528)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Racy keepsake machete nursing home

do you just stop working in biglaw when it gets dark on friday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121504)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Coral locus

and then sing this on the way out -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SU979S2VT8&t=5s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121532)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Racy keepsake machete nursing home

you wear a yarmulke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121539)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Coral locus

only in shul or at jew events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121552)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

why not all the time? ashamed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121560)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Coral locus

it's not halacha (jewish law)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121568)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

One should not walk (or travel)[2] 4 Amot without a Kippah. Nowadays, the Kippah serves as an identification of religious Jews and so it is important to wear it in order to show that one fears Heaven. [3]

It is a proper and praiseworthy practice to wear a Kippah even when one walks less than 4 Amot [4] or one stands or sits for the time it takes to walk 4 Amot [5], whether one is outside or indoors. [6]

One is not allowed to make brachot without a Kippah, but if by accident (for example, the kippah fell off and one did not notice) one made a bracha without a Kippah, the bracha is acceptable after the fact. [7] Others believe one is require to repeat the bracha. [8]

One is allowed to think about Torah even if one is not wearing a Kippah, such as if one is in bed (although not if one just awoke and has yet to say Birchot HaTorah) or by a pool. [9]

One is allowed to greet a Jew who is not wearing a Kippah even if he will respond “Shalom” which has the status of Hashem’s name. [10]

One is permitted to shower, sleep, and swim without a head covering. [11]Even at places where the minhag is not to wear a Kippah, such as one who is swimming, one must nonetheless wear a Kippah in order to say a bracha. [12]

Riding in a moving car, train, or plane is considered like walking. [13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121634)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Coral locus

it's still a custom. some argue it's a binding custom. but a binding custom is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121649)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

can you "pass" for white around guileless goys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121561)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Coral locus

in are country, i totally can. they dont expect jews.

in mfh, i think the goyim know what everyone is jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121613)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Racy keepsake machete nursing home

what are your thoughts on Hasidic jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121564)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Coral locus

do you mean haredi (ultra-orthodox)? most people dont even know what the fuck a "hasidic jew" is and use the term miserably wrongly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121607)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Racy keepsake machete nursing home

i live in brooklyn so i know. the dudes in south williamsburg, borough park, etc. dont be obtuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121664)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Coral locus

i dont have a different view on hasidic jews than i do on ultra-ortho jews generally.

i think full-time torah scholarship is only supposed to be for the best and brightest, and they should get real jobs and stop being leeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121712)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

explain the jew fascination with azn women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121570)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Coral locus

i dont think this is a jew thing by any means. yellow fever is a white thing -- not solely a jewish thing.

though i think asians and jews are both 'model minorities' and have a lot of the same values -- hard work, education, etc. so AGWBJC marriages do make a lot of sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121629)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

have you ever cheated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121578)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Coral locus

on a girl? on my taxes?

on a girl? no.

no reason to cheat if you're not married. break up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121602)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: bronze resort

Are you going to have kids right away or wait?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121657)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Coral locus

waiting a couple years. pddj is 26

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121717)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

describe your wife's wig and when she has to wear it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121660)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Coral locus

she doesnt have a wig. she wears a hair covering at shul and in the jewish community. she shows her hair at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121725)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt

Would it be weird if I enrolled my kids in a jewish school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121702)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Coral locus

they prob wont let you unless it's not religious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121730)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt

damn they can discriminate like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121805)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Coral locus

not a MFE on the laws involved, but cant they just say something like ability to read hebrew required for admission into kindergarten, and your goy kids are SOL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121849)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt

That sucks, I don't want my kids learning to be sheep. Jews teach their kids to question everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121860)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Coral locus

cr. spending $$$$ on jewish private schools seems worth it if you avoid govt schools and the sheep propaganda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121885)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt

What if we claimed to be Black Hebrew Israelites, you think theyd let us in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121940)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Coral locus

they'd want to see your son's BBJC in training

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121985)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Carmine bossy coldplay fan newt

big black jew cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122132)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: Coral locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122149)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

do you do that thing where you swing a live chicken over your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121745)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Coral locus

nope. too barbaric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121780)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

explain the whole idea of a woman "examining" her vagina with a cloth for period blood and showing this to a rabbi for inspection. does this really happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121778)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Coral locus

yes it's required. ive poasted pddj's package of cloths. come to think of it, i should poast the bloody ones

you only need to show the rabbi if it's unclear. but you need to examine yourself every day until you're clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121789)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

LMAO what? so if it's ever unclear, you need to beeline to to the synagogue where there's a 24/7 male rabbi on call to inspect your period cloth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121804)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Coral locus

basically.

they have rabbis do this rather than female torah scholars bc women are too emotional and arent good at following the letter of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121843)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

how wet do jewish women get when rabbi shlomo fails their period inspection and forbids them from having sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121898)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Coral locus

wet as fuck. "mikveh night" is delayed by 1 day :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121917)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

are you allowed to donate organs? can you accept an organ donation from a goyim?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121831)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Coral locus

i have no idea, actually, w/o googling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121852)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

if it were kosher to donate a kidney, would you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121871)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Coral locus

fuck no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121877)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

what about if a kidney donation was NOT kosher, but it was the only thing that would save PDDJ's life? would you do it anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121914)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Coral locus

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121920)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: light legend affirmative action

is there some kike law that lets you do this or are you professing heresy for earthly attachments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122156)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: histrionic sticky brunch water buffalo

A friend of mine passed. We went to the shiva. Kids were welcome so we brought ours, 2.5 & 1yr. There were these short chairs in the living room just lined up against the wall and next to them was even more seating, a couch on one side and arm chairs on the other. A group of children were all over the arm chairs and mine were in the mix. I sat in a small chair to keep my kids company and supervise. Later, the sister of the deceased informed me of my faux pas. I was mortified. I didn't know. She said not to worry about it, but I wonder. Horrible offence? Forgivable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121841)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Coral locus

it's complicated, but you're not as responsible for your sins if you're a non-observant jew and never knew this shit.

also, the sister shouldn't have said anything to you. you're not supposed to embarrass another person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121873)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: geriatric tanning salon trust fund

now you Jews sound downright WASPy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121916)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Coral locus

there's a myth about a shabbat guest drinking the hand-washing water (thinking it's to be drank not to be used to wash his hand), and the host also drank it so as to spare him the embarrassment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35121928)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Exciting Dun Dragon

Aren’t you allowed to sit on a short chair/stool? Just not regular height, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126180)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Territorial juggernaut

did u see netflix doc on ultra ortho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122176)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Coral locus

i dont have netflix. do i look goy.

is it on torrents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35122321)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Exciting Dun Dragon

I did. Fuck those kikes man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126151)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: translucent abnormal love of her life mood

In the Passover and flood stories, why did God actively murder children? The only two possibilities I see are that he's not powerful enough to come up with a way to achieve his ends without murdering children (hence, not omnipotent) or that he simply enjoyed or at best had no preference against not murdering children (hence, evil). The apologetics I've seen never address this head-on, particular in the context of the flood story. Some fucking toddlers drowned in that shit and for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35123360)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: lascivious genital piercing piazza

the children were goys and therefore beasts of burden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126226)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Coral locus

what's the difference between "actively murdering" kids in a flood and letting a poor innocent kid die of lymphoma or cancer or something -- or allowing the holocaust to happen?

if there's a god in the jewish sense, how is god letting kids drown in a flood any different than any other "bad things happen to good people" thing that god allows?

if there's a god, obviously he allows bad things to happen to good people. we can't possibly know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35128138)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: translucent abnormal love of her life mood

This only raises further problems for the sky wizard hypothesis. In theory, it could insulate all children from harm. Not only does it fail to do so, it actively murders children.

A resort to "we can't possibly know why" is no more persuasive for a hypothetical sky wizard than it is for a run of the mill serial killer. Neither is worthy of worship; the serial killer is worthy of execution. If the homicidal sky wizard is real, then our top priority should be to find a way to defeat it, before it decides to commit genocide against us again.

So, again, is there a reason the sky wizard murders children? Or should we be finding a way to destroy it before it destroys us? If we cannot possibly know the reason it chooses to murder children, then logically it could choose to murder children again at any time, and preventing that outcome would be, if not the top priority of humanity, at least among the top priorities. We would therefore be morally obligated to find a way to destroy the sky wizard.

If the answer is we must humor the sky wizard because there' is no way to destroy then that is, I suppose, an answer that is plausible at the service level-- but then it means that the lot of humanity is to humor the capricious whims of a serial killer, lest it destroy us in another one of its tantrums. Is that what we are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35129450)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Territorial juggernaut

" The apologetics I've seen never address this head-on, particular in the context of the flood story."

Bro, that story was stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35128228)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly contagious indian lodge

blk guy here: my uncle is jewish how do we get holocaust reparation money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35126190)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Coral locus

800-KARS-4-NIGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35128103)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Electric chapel cuckoldry

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854583&forum_id=2#35129473)



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Date: May 10th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed crackhouse dingle berry



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