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IFNB Songbook: Hakuna Ma-Cock-A (repost)

(Reposting in IFNB bort) ---- Hakuna Ma-cock-a! It can sh...
duck-like red house
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henna double fault theater
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maniacal 180 mad-dog skullcap
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duck-like red house
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180, but you have the third stanza wrong. Rewatching the mo...
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: duck-like red house

(Reposting in IFNB bort)

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

It can shoot a fat load

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Jerk it, and it'll explode

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It means no clothmos

Using up the bench press

It's our shitlib-free philosophy

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

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Why, when he was a young lifter

When I was a young training-twink!

Very nice!

Thanks!

He found his boihole lacked a certain appeal

Even an average BEEFMEETSTICK would make him squeal

I was a sensitive soul, who couldn't handle a MANCOCK

And it hurt that couldn't be a good COCK-DOCK

And oh, the shame

(He was ashamed!)

Thought of putting on cloths!

(Oh, who needs cloths?)

And I got a soft penis

(How did you feel?)

Every time that I-

CHANDLER! Not in front of the kids!

Oh... sorry

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

What a tasty snack

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

You want one in your crack

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It means no clothmos

Using up the squat rack

It's our fiat-free philosophy

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35120586)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: henna double fault theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35120606)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: maniacal 180 mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35120675)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: duck-like red house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35124989)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained old irish cottage

180, but you have the third stanza wrong. Rewatching the movie yields the line "It means no clothmos with their clitpeen chodes." Please fix and we will add to the Songbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35161856)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: duck-like red house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35213932)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: duck-like red house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35221242)