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IFNB Songbook: Hakuna Ma-Cock-A (repost)

(Reposting in IFNB bort) ---- Hakuna Ma-cock-a! It can sh...
supple corner
  01/09/18
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Balding hominid
  01/09/18
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Cerebral marketing idea love of her life
  01/09/18
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supple corner
  01/10/18
180, but you have the third stanza wrong. Rewatching the mo...
hilarious violet field faggotry
  01/15/18
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supple corner
  01/22/18
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supple corner
  01/23/18


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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: supple corner

(Reposting in IFNB bort)

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

It can shoot a fat load

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Jerk it, and it'll explode

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It means no clothmos

Using up the bench press

It's our shitlib-free philosophy

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

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Why, when he was a young lifter

When I was a young training-twink!

Very nice!

Thanks!

He found his boihole lacked a certain appeal

Even an average BEEFMEETSTICK would make him squeal

I was a sensitive soul, who couldn't handle a MANCOCK

And it hurt that couldn't be a good COCK-DOCK

And oh, the shame

(He was ashamed!)

Thought of putting on cloths!

(Oh, who needs cloths?)

And I got a soft penis

(How did you feel?)

Every time that I-

CHANDLER! Not in front of the kids!

Oh... sorry

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

What a tasty snack

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

You want one in your crack

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It means no clothmos

Using up the squat rack

It's our fiat-free philosophy

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

Hakuna Ma-cock-a!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35120586)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Balding hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35120606)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Cerebral marketing idea love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35120675)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: supple corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35124989)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: hilarious violet field faggotry

180, but you have the third stanza wrong. Rewatching the movie yields the line "It means no clothmos with their clitpeen chodes." Please fix and we will add to the Songbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35161856)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: supple corner



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: supple corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35221242)