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PDDJ's Sister's Wedding Doing Cocktail Hour Before Ceremony. Retard Tell?

pddj's retard mom convinced her long ago to do a saturday we...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/10/18
jesus christ just post pics of her tits and allow us to move...
khaki shrine messiness
  01/10/18
pddj's sister has b+/c-'s i think.
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/10/18
(i'm not looking for pics of the sister, friend)
khaki shrine messiness
  02/21/18
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bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  02/21/18
sounds like a fuckn party faggit. oh boo hoo PDDJ won't get ...
hideous meetinghouse
  01/10/18
we had 6 hours of top shelf open bar (selected by XO) and a ...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/10/18
WOW tell us more about your 6 hours of open bar at your SUND...
Rambunctious Green Deer Antler Half-breed
  01/10/18
you seem like a maf virgin gook.
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/10/18
Sorry rich white male here who actually has friends and soci...
Rambunctious Green Deer Antler Half-breed
  01/11/18
(xo poa
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
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Coral toilet seat
  01/11/18
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Exciting Mischievous Pervert Heaven
  01/11/18
selected by xo? what'd you have?
khaki shrine messiness
  02/21/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&mc=1...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  02/21/18
8pm is way too late to have the ceremony. And the cocktail h...
henna drunken potus mediation
  01/10/18
http://nutrition-facts.org/vodka-swigs-during-chuppah-ceremo...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/10/18
Cocktail hour BEFOR and AFTER ceremony is 180 as fuck, but ...
Irate church building mental disorder
  01/10/18
our ceremony was under 20 minutes including the processional...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/10/18
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henna drunken potus mediation
  01/10/18
If going right into reception, then you need to have cocktai...
Irate church building mental disorder
  01/11/18
which is retarded especially given the timing
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
bro, your wedding was not 180.
Fragrant narrow-minded space puppy
  01/10/18
true, all weddings are stupid and retarded and no wedding is...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/10/18
i'm glad you finally sealed the deal, and hopefully your she...
Fragrant narrow-minded space puppy
  01/10/18
they smell like curry tonight. we made a 180 spicy paki chic...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/10/18
it was 160. solidly top quarter of all weddings i've been to
Aromatic Opaque Step-uncle's House Patrolman
  01/11/18
(creep who tried to feel pddj's dd's lifting her in the hora...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
MODS!
Aromatic Opaque Step-uncle's House Patrolman
  01/11/18
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bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
UPDATE: just found out the cocktail hour is shitty passed ap...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
maybe they should just have the reception and dinner at a no...
Exciting Mischievous Pervert Heaven
  01/11/18
cr this whole thing is retarded
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
If only they ovened their guests too
Violet Racy Mad Cow Disease
  01/11/18
DBG, who did you hire to stand in as your best man?
Vermilion Laughsome Hominid Gay Wizard
  01/11/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&mc=3...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
Sunday weddings are absolutely SPS. I immediately assume the...
aquamarine tanning salon
  01/11/18
Sunday weddings are the worst. I'd much rather go to a Fr...
Aromatic Opaque Step-uncle's House Patrolman
  01/11/18
ashkenazim in the shtetls used to have friday afternoon wedd...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/12/18
jfc we've been discussing this for a year. this is xo toxic ...
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
pls respond
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/12/18
Didn’t you have literally zero friends of yours to invite an...
Crimson theatre sneaky criminal
  01/11/18
(new poaster, first day)
Aromatic Opaque Step-uncle's House Patrolman
  01/11/18
? brother came
bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  01/11/18
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bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  02/21/18
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bonkers walnut hall pozpig
  02/22/18


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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

pddj's retard mom convinced her long ago to do a saturday wedding and that sunday weddings are sps. so she's long been booked for a saturday wedding.

after seeing our 180 wedding, pddj's sister decided all of the sudden that she wanted to use our rabbi and have a "jewish" wedding after all.

rabbi told her that he won't marry them on saturday unless it's after sundown and enough time for him to drive over since he keeps shabbat.

she looked around for other rabbis who do shabbat weddings. i guess there are so few rabbis in are country that you cant find a shitlib fake rabbi who will do a shabbat wedding.

so she decided to use our wedding rabbi and have the ceremony at 8pm after shabbat.

the venue is 7pm to 11:30, so she's gonna have the cocktail hour at 7pm.

so that means reception will start at like 8:45pm or 9pm by the time everyone is seated. and with introductions and shit people aren't gonna get fed until 9:30pm. right?

they're doing prole goy shit and they'll probably barely have enough food for the cocktail hour.

talk about prole goy starving their guests.

am i right that this is sps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128605)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: khaki shrine messiness

jesus christ just post pics of her tits and allow us to move on with our lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128618)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

pddj's sister has b+/c-'s i think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128621)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: khaki shrine messiness

(i'm not looking for pics of the sister, friend)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35457942)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35457947)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: hideous meetinghouse

sounds like a fuckn party faggit. oh boo hoo PDDJ won't get to stuff her face for an extra hour. your panties must be on too tight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128624)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

we had 6 hours of top shelf open bar (selected by XO) and a shitton of 180 food free flowing. that's a party.

after cocktail hour, they're just having shitty wine on the table at dinner, afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128640)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious Green Deer Antler Half-breed

WOW tell us more about your 6 hours of open bar at your SUNDAY friendless wedding you dumb faggot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128683)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

you seem like a maf virgin gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128688)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious Green Deer Antler Half-breed

Sorry rich white male here who actually has friends and social skills and a family. You seem mad you sheet fucking falafel eater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133629)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

(xo poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133647)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: Coral toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35130498)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Pervert Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133344)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: khaki shrine messiness

selected by xo?

what'd you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35457943)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3716538&mc=130&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35457952)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: henna drunken potus mediation

8pm is way too late to have the ceremony. And the cocktail hour is after the ceremony but before the reception. You don't want people taking swigs of vodka tonics in the pews while the rabbi reads sacred scripture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128632)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

http://nutrition-facts.org/vodka-swigs-during-chuppah-ceremony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128648)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Irate church building mental disorder

Cocktail hour BEFOR and AFTER ceremony is 180 as fuck, but only if the ceremony is one of the 180 15 minute ceramonies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128664)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

our ceremony was under 20 minutes including the processional/recessional shit. jews know how to do it quickly and get on to the food. sister is having groomsmen/bridesmaids unlike us, so it may be a little longer.

their cocktail hour is before only, not after. after ceremony, they go into the reception.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128679)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: henna drunken potus mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128707)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Irate church building mental disorder

If going right into reception, then you need to have cocktail hour before ceremony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133632)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

which is retarded especially given the timing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133667)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Fragrant narrow-minded space puppy

bro, your wedding was not 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128698)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

true, all weddings are stupid and retarded and no wedding is 180. but ours is as good as it gets and people said it's the best wedding they've ever been to bc of the food and the booze. people just want to eat and drink. that's how you please your guests.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128708)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Fragrant narrow-minded space puppy

i'm glad you finally sealed the deal, and hopefully your sheets don't smell like curry any time soon.

my bro will be getting married in the not so distant future, and it will be a retarded affair, including the lead up to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128741)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

they smell like curry tonight. we made a 180 spicy paki chicken dish last night though and the whole house smells. maybe the cooking is to disguise her extracurricular activities.

bro as in brother (not friend)? weddings are so fucking gay for the whole family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35128760)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Opaque Step-uncle's House Patrolman

it was 160. solidly top quarter of all weddings i've been to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133353)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

(creep who tried to feel pddj's dd's lifting her in the hora)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133603)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Aromatic Opaque Step-uncle's House Patrolman

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133630)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35134990)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

UPDATE: just found out the cocktail hour is shitty passed appetizers only. jfc at this prole goy shit. literally starving their guests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133291)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Pervert Heaven

maybe they should just have the reception and dinner at a normal fucking hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133350)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

cr this whole thing is retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133392)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Violet Racy Mad Cow Disease

If only they ovened their guests too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133358)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Vermilion Laughsome Hominid Gay Wizard

DBG, who did you hire to stand in as your best man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133618)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&mc=32&forum_id=2#35133353

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133676)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: aquamarine tanning salon

Sunday weddings are absolutely SPS. I immediately assume the people are cheapskates who wouldn't pay the Saturday price for the venue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133623)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Aromatic Opaque Step-uncle's House Patrolman

Sunday weddings are the worst.

I'd much rather go to a Friday wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133642)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

ashkenazim in the shtetls used to have friday afternoon wedding so they could do the receptions on friday night and not have to pay for both a shabbat meal and a wedding and they'd save the cost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35140252)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

jfc we've been discussing this for a year. this is xo toxic flame that they're done for cheapness. they were not any cheaper in pddj's are country hometown. you may think they sunday weddings suck, but they're not cheaper.

plus, all jewish weddings are on sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133687)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35140242)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Crimson theatre sneaky criminal

Didn’t you have literally zero friends of yours to invite and your own brother didn’t even come to your wedding? Should you really be throwing shade on anyone else’s wedding planning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133698)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Opaque Step-uncle's House Patrolman

(new poaster, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133705)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig

? brother came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35133755)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35455859)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: bonkers walnut hall pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3855634&forum_id=2#35462930)