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You should sleep with at LEAST 25 guys before settling down, and I’ll tell you exactly why

Ideally more, but y’know, whatever

by Amanda Ross

Throughout history, it's been the bravest of souls who had to fight, die, and become immortalized for their beliefs. Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Jesus. And now me — martyrs for a cause. The fact that I'm about to suffer through dozens of comments calling me a slut should prove to you exactly how serious I am about the thesis of this article:

You have to sleep with at least 25 men before you settle down.

And notice I say men. Gay girls, I trust you. You've known how to maximize the parts with you were born with since that first fateful experience with the shower nozzle in middle school — don't play dumb here, either. You know I know you know.

Anyone with any type of predilection for dick, be it a full-time interest or a part-time thing, should have a sample size of no less than 25 before putting a metaphorical ring around one like some sick, sexual carnival game and settling down for good.

You've got to try every type to make an accurate decision

You try on shoes before you buy them. You ask the girl at the frozen yogurt shop for like, 50 little sample cups before deciding on a flavor. You test drive cars before driving them off the lot. So why wouldn't you make an equally informed decision before committing to one guy/dick? Do you even realize how many types there are out there in the world?

Missy Elliot said it best when she sang, "Boys, boys, all types of boys, Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys." And she didn't even explore the subsets of dick found within each race and nationality either! For example, I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune. 25 is a number vast enough to try it all.

How else are you going to figure out what you're into?

What if like, an uncut, left-curving dick is the one thing you need to orgasm but you'll never know it because the guy you've been dating since age 13 has a dick like a baby carrot? And then you'll get married and your hair will grey — as will your shriveled pubes — without ever understanding the pleasure of that initial put-in stroke from a huge dick. Is that really how you want to live your life?

There's a quote by someone famous that I read on the side of a Starbucks cup once and it said some shit like, "At the end of your life, you'll be more upset by the things you didn't do than the things you did." I'm sure he was talking about climbing a mountain or coming out to your family, but I choose to believe he was talking about sucking dick.

It's simple math, honestly

There are 8 billion people in the world, and more if we count our future robot overlords and the aliens spying on us from the stars. Even if every person on earth has like, 10 soulmates, do you really think you found yours in you high school algebra class? The vastness of the globe, and you think you met your soulmate at a fucking local Jamba Juice. Girl, no. Explore. Travel. My parents met in Germany, for god's sake. Increase your chances, expand your odds. Touch all the butts, palm all the ballsacks. Find your partner.

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:16 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
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Women literally do this all the time and find guys they’re perfectly happy with. Most guys aren’t obsessed over the number of partners like XO poasters.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:42 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:37 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:28 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:38 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: insecure abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153113)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Vibrant pearly yarmulke sanctuary



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline parlour cuck



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Angry Trailer Park



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: vivacious disrespectful rigor institution



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: demanding walnut market mother



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: wine main people legal warrant



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: French fragrant antidepressant drug

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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: insanely creepy navy national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166911)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: obsidian crackhouse



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: insecure abode

imagine meeting her on tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153119)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz doobsian azn



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Liquid Oxygen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155910)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Snowy Rebellious Personal Credit Line Casino

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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Deep Arousing Corn Cake Chapel

Her analogy all comes down to shopping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153122)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: histrionic maroon stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153149)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: titillating bespoke dingle berry

I thought wearing black was slimming.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153165)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline parlour cuck

reminds me of that "and so did the fat lady" louis ck episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153177)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Duck-like stead

Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Omg I accomplished 25 the year I lost my virginity. I’m still in search and I lost count after 132 a few years back.

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Proudly 💕

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I dont even know 132 people id like to have sex with.

Get std tested regularly. Protect yourself

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Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

I’m been having sex for over 10 years I think I know what I’m doing by now

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Jordahn Smith To be honest, I think the size of your ear is advertising the size of your vagina hole as well. Tramp.

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Sierra Brantley · Humanities Teacher at Manara Academy

Y'all don't have to agree with her but you do have to be kind. Women have enough problems, we don't need to attack eachother to feel better about ourselves.

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Sierra Brantley agree! We all make different life choices. Just because it's different doesn't make it better and you should never judge people on it.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153189)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: insecure abode



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: ivory outnumbered base

Jordahn Smith · Merchandise and Service Coordinator at Ulta Beauty

Omg I accomplished 25 the year I lost my virginity. I’m still in search and I lost count after 132 a few years back.

Yeah? 132 was the point at which you were like, "you know what, I'm going to stop counting now"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161052)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Spectacular Tan Ticket Booth Deer Antler

most women have been with 25 guys by the time they're 16 so this makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35153190)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: sinister spot

i think she's cute and funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154409)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Indigo national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154431)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling indecent fanboi

Not sure why I lol'd at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154630)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: ruby learning disabled field clown

Only 25? In 2018?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154686)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Duck-like stead

https://twitter.com/itsamandaross/status/952639106772815873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154819)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: godawful amber trump supporter



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: godawful amber trump supporter



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Talented useless pistol

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35159937)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Snowy Rebellious Personal Credit Line Casino



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Snowy Rebellious Personal Credit Line Casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160592)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed hyperventilating cuckoldry hall



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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: stirring thirsty area roommate

What a pig. totally repulsive. needs to take a hard look at her diet and exercise habits. pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35154830)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Chad Sandwich

she needs to take a hard look at her sexual morals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160582)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: French fragrant antidepressant drug

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Date: January 14th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Duck-like stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155027)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: heady meetinghouse



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: demanding walnut market mother



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: frozen naked french chef



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: buff bbw place of business



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Duck-like stead



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Date: January 14th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Odious Cobalt Scourge Upon The Earth Senate

Someone post the guide to non-awkward face sitting thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35155868)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Duck-like stead



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Misanthropic cordovan pisswyrm whorehouse



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Misanthropic cordovan pisswyrm whorehouse

"I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune."

quite the delusion she was under. I'm glad she has now turned toward the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160079)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: demanding walnut market mother

oh yeah. what guy isn't going to want to hit that now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160735)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: vivacious disrespectful rigor institution

https://mobile.twitter.com/haroldtkerr/status/952690661853155329

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160105)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: translucent deranged space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160747)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Chad Sandwich



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: demanding walnut market mother

who is going to want to marry a chick like this? who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160688)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned shrine

agreed.

and to me, it's far less the fucking around and far more the (i) desire to broadcast her personal and romantic life to the public and (ii) the fucking around as an end in and of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160706)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: demanding walnut market mother

yep. Exactly. its not the fucking around which if done secretly or discretely I suppose a lot of guys wouldn't be crazy about but if they like her ...

But the shameless broadcasting because she needs to feel like a "writer" and the raunchy stuff. JFC no dude is gonna want that. Holy shit can you imagine a dude's bros googling her after they find out they are serious and finding that shit. Ugh. And then she acts like a bitch or keeps packing it on early in the game .... ugh. no way man. no fucking way. she's self selected herself out of a stable life path already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160729)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Provocative Startling Church Sweet Tailpipe

You're projecting your patriarchal beliefs on her. What makes you think she wants all that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35161038)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:16 AM
Author: demanding walnut market mother

Well, of course she can rationalize that she doesn't now, because that's what she's excluding for herself anyway.

But of course they all want it. They crave infantilization, someone to take care of them, coddle their insane bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35166473)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: French fragrant antidepressant drug

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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: demanding walnut market mother

shes gonna be gross as fuck in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160709)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Stimulating amethyst parlor

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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic Dead Halford Hospital



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Crawly library famous landscape painting

I took my algebra in middle school.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160748)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Stimulating amethyst parlor

Who is this GOBBLEPIG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160964)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Coral fluffy stag film elastic band

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Date: January 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: fishy property

She looks like a perfectly acceptable slump-buster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35160984)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: unholy regret school cafeteria

we all have a lot in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169943)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Cyan Chest-beating Athletic Conference Philosopher-king

i was thinking the same thing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175514)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: ruby learning disabled field clown



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: vivacious disrespectful rigor institution

Lol, escalation of force here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35162703)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Clear Degenerate Forum



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:25 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Startled Vigorous Pervert

Pretty girls don’t have to do this and don’t have to act as though they want to.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Snowy Rebellious Personal Credit Line Casino

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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: French fragrant antidepressant drug

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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Dashing Chartreuse Useless Brakes Lodge

lol look at this bitch's ham leg

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169220)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Dashing Chartreuse Useless Brakes Lodge

butter troll confirmed:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169226)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Irradiated magenta piazza headpube

I disagree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169931)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: bateful plaza weed whacker

Poo-Pourri has gained AT LEAST 25 new customers as a result of her exploits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35169955)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Provocative Startling Church Sweet Tailpipe

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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chrome school idea he suggested

if she lost 20 pounds, she'd be a legitimate 9+. i'm talking box-level hot. look at her mom and grandma in her instagram. they're both objectively 9+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175294)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: judgmental curious stage karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859156&forum_id=2#35175548)