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Heretic-mo here. What goes on in Catholic mass?

Some priest wearing a fancy costume spreads some incense out...
transparent magical hall
  01/14/18
Sadly, the Latin went away in 1965. There's a reading from t...
lilac multi-colored half-breed dilemma
  01/14/18
But you still get DAT INCENSE BALL? No Latin is a bit TTT
transparent magical hall
  01/14/18
Not typically ime
learning disabled smoky location
  01/14/18
big swinging incense balls every time this neck of the woods...
bateful casino main people
  01/14/18
usually only for special occasions. maybe every time if you ...
lilac multi-colored half-breed dilemma
  01/14/18
Ah gotcha Yall have bomb ass hymns or you singing the sa...
transparent magical hall
  01/14/18
Chant is the bombass part. Hymns are kinda ttt imho.
overrated heady ape
  01/14/18
...
excitant house puppy
  01/14/18
cr re: chants. there's a world of difference between traditi...
Laughsome Cruise Ship Genital Piercing
  01/14/18
Literally none of what you said
Gay institution
  01/14/18
I go to Latin MASS. So do some other poasters. Here is a t...
overrated heady ape
  01/14/18
I always go to high Mass because I'm in the choir.
frum heaven
  01/15/18
I also go to mass high on occasion
burgundy ratface address
  01/17/18
https://youtu.be/aqIl7IB3n4g
overrated heady ape
  01/14/18
veils in church is a 180 custom, i'm glad it's starting to c...
Laughsome Cruise Ship Genital Piercing
  01/14/18
surprised at how many people there are in walmart jogging pa...
bateful casino main people
  01/14/18
We have to start somewhere. My parish has a rubric for dres...
overrated heady ape
  01/14/18
Have you ever seen the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ry...
emerald lay jap
  01/14/18
...
Spruce telephone
  01/14/18
spin, ratfucks
ruby cruel-hearted orchestra pit
  01/14/18
...
gold fluffy tanning salon goal in life
  01/17/18
according to Catholics, the literal exact same thing as Good...
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/14/18
Song Intro to mass Old Testament reading Song Ne...
hairraiser place of business
  01/14/18
Act of contrition at the start is 180
excitant house puppy
  01/14/18
protip: Christ already died for your sins and forgiveness is...
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/14/18
explain limp wristed protestants who accept proposition that...
zombie-like stead organic girlfriend
  01/15/18
Everything that isn't five-point calvinism is just catholic-...
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/16/18
acts define faith faggot
Coral candlestick maker
  01/16/18
man has no free will since the fall and total depravity make...
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/16/18
dude you sound like a huge faggot and you would not be welco...
Coral candlestick maker
  01/16/18
i don't want to be part of a church full of superstition and...
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/16/18
(guy trying to justify his own behavior)
Spruce telephone
  01/16/18
(guy who thinks a literal socialist can forgive sins for fol...
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/16/18
Absolutely Devastating
Vengeful cowardly indian lodge
  01/17/18
Song sprinkling of water introit kyrie Gloria collects ...
frum heaven
  01/15/18
ET VERBUM CARO FACTUM EST *kneels*
overrated heady ape
  01/16/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFjvCn_Ka4 https://www.y...
overrated heady ape
  01/16/18
180
frum heaven
  01/17/18
120 the Psalter hymns are 180 https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/17/18
lol @ this insanity
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/17/18
might as well throw in a CREDO https://www.youtube.com/...
overrated heady ape
  01/16/18
Here's a Mass we did recently https://m.youtube.com/watch?...
frum heaven
  01/17/18
...
House-broken Bawdyhouse Potus
  01/16/18
Assfaggot runs day game, cold approaches in a pukka shell ne...
excitant house puppy
  01/17/18
Vatican II was a mistake
puce sweet tailpipe
  01/17/18
agreed, it makes romanism seem far more benign than it is
Floppy greedy nibblets prole
  01/17/18
during which part do they molest young boys?
Motley Hell
  01/17/18


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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: transparent magical hall

Some priest wearing a fancy costume spreads some incense out of a ball, says a bunch of things in Latin, churchgoers cross each other a bunch and say Hail Marys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156141)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored half-breed dilemma

Sadly, the Latin went away in 1965. There's a reading from the OT and NT. The priest gives a speech called a homiliy. Then you get body and blood of christ literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156153)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: transparent magical hall

But you still get DAT INCENSE BALL?

No Latin is a bit TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156158)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: learning disabled smoky location

Not typically ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156162)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: bateful casino main people

big swinging incense balls every time this neck of the woods



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156596)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored half-breed dilemma

usually only for special occasions. maybe every time if you have a large parish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156167)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: transparent magical hall

Ah gotcha

Yall have bomb ass hymns or you singing the same Kyrie Eleison and Gloria in Excelsis Deo stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156176)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: overrated heady ape

Chant is the bombass part. Hymns are kinda ttt imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156541)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: excitant house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156571)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Laughsome Cruise Ship Genital Piercing

cr re: chants. there's a world of difference between traditional (e.g. counter-reformation) hymns in 4/4 and VCII hippy noise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156601)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Gay institution

Literally none of what you said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156587)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: overrated heady ape

I go to Latin MASS. So do some other poasters. Here is a typical high MASS. I normally go to low mass, but will go to high MASS when I need a Gregorian chant fix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156534)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: frum heaven

I always go to high Mass because I'm in the choir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164738)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: burgundy ratface address

I also go to mass high on occasion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179664)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: overrated heady ape

https://youtu.be/aqIl7IB3n4g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156535)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Cruise Ship Genital Piercing

veils in church is a 180 custom, i'm glad it's starting to come back in tradcon circles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156552)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: bateful casino main people

surprised at how many people there are in walmart jogging pants at a high latin mass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156586)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: overrated heady ape

We have to start somewhere. My parish has a rubric for dress. Many do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156634)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: emerald lay jap

Have you ever seen the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan? It's like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156538)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Spruce telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156598)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: ruby cruel-hearted orchestra pit

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156742)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: gold fluffy tanning salon goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174049)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

according to Catholics, the literal exact same thing as Good Friday except "unbloody"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156583)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: hairraiser place of business

Song

Intro to mass

Old Testament reading

Song

New Testament reading

Song

Reading from the gospel

Homilie

Nicene Creed

Collecting donations to church

Beginning of the Eucharist process

Peace be with you section of mass

The eucharist

Song

Announcements

Closing of the mass

Song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156600)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: excitant house puppy

Act of contrition at the start is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156708)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

protip: Christ already died for your sins and forgiveness is through faith alone, not your acts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156746)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: zombie-like stead organic girlfriend

explain limp wristed protestants who accept proposition that "Faith --> Acts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164786)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

Everything that isn't five-point calvinism is just catholic-lite; anglicans, lutherans, methodists, etc. are catholics in denial

also calvinism is the only doctrine with dat intellectual RIGOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172629)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Coral candlestick maker

acts define faith faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172666)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

man has no free will since the fall and total depravity makes him completely unable to even know, let alone choose, to do good from evil - in other words, humans are totally depraved in mind, body, and soul, you cannot choose to do good, abstain from evil, or to love God as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172681)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Coral candlestick maker

dude you sound like a huge faggot and you would not be welcome in my church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172691)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

i don't want to be part of a church full of superstition and idolatry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172701)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Spruce telephone

(guy trying to justify his own behavior)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172784)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

(guy who thinks a literal socialist can forgive sins for following him on twitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172820)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Vengeful cowardly indian lodge

Absolutely Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179705)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: frum heaven

Song

sprinkling of water

introit

kyrie

Gloria

collects

epistle

gradual

alleluia

gospel

homily

credo

offertory

eucharist stuff

sanctus

agnus dei

communion

last gospel

song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164819)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: overrated heady ape

ET VERBUM CARO FACTUM EST

*kneels*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172930)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: overrated heady ape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFjvCn_Ka4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysyPGf26KqE (very 180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172956)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: frum heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174046)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

120

the Psalter hymns are 180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dl0SXS_QiY&list=PL2VxzxZQux_vHulp-R8YDqPzsN6CXnb5Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179647)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

lol @ this insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179659)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: overrated heady ape

might as well throw in a CREDO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmMmkfK93co

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172965)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: frum heaven

Here's a Mass we did recently

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wVaD2_RmO8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174104)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: House-broken Bawdyhouse Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172950)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:58 AM
Author: excitant house puppy

Assfaggot runs day game, cold approaches in a pukka shell necklace and Sperrys in winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35173653)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: puce sweet tailpipe

Vatican II was a mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179667)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Floppy greedy nibblets prole

agreed, it makes romanism seem far more benign than it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179730)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Motley Hell

during which part do they molest young boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35180013)