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Floribama Shore vs. Jersey Shore shows how much our zeitgeist has shifted.

Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a be...
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Cancel.
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180. I had not considered this
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cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware o...
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it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic
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guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs?
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Trump won Staten island AND strong island. he won white m...
high-end wonderful trump supporter windowlicker
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lol what fucking planet are you on
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great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight
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This is a good OP.
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Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter
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(millennial) Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Sho...
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Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth.
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it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compare...
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Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and...
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this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their fee...
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JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl
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she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype
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DAT C A N C E L
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this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch.
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Turquoise karate location

Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a better word) anymore and it makes for horrible entertainment. The Jersey Shore was always extremely straightforward, obvious, and gross in it's presentation and intent--you're here to get fucked up and get laid. The Floribama Shore is bizarrely twofaced. You have all of the aesthetics of the Jersey Shore--the shitty beach town, dive bars, retarded muscled up chads, and messy bar sluts--without any of the spirit or intent. While on the Jersey Shore you had love interests and relationships, the focus was always on blackouts, one night stands, and "the hunt". The drama of the show would center around this kind of stuff too--dudes getting in fistfights over chicks, hushed arguments as to who should hop on "the grenade", and so on--and you could tell that's where all of the effort was put in, whereas it was clear that the intrigue that was supposed to spring out of romantic relationships between characters was half-assed at best. The Floribama Shore was essentially the opposite. It tried to be a much more "wholesome" show and it was largely centered around the friendships, backgrounds, and life struggles of its characters. At least a few times an episode you have dudes hugging each other and talking about how they're "boys", promising that they will be at each other's weddings, and identifying with each other's difficult upbringings. It's a bizarre copy of the original that's all about hugs and high-fives instead of spiked hair and cock piercings. In a lot of ways it's an indication of how shitty our culture has become. The Jersey Shore was in a way a "swan song" of the early 2000s zeitgeist, a time before shit hit the fan and things are far away enough in the past that they still seem normal. With the Floribama Shore, we see how we almost we will remember the 2010s, rife with millennial touchy-feelyness, bitching about how you still live with mom, and glorification of casual sex without the genuine desire and vigor of it or even engagement with it. Ultimately, one is real, visceral, and energetic whereas the other is neutered, dull, and ostensibly emotional yet realistically shallow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35182924)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: stirring address

Edit: oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611894)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Turquoise karate location

Cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183207)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: vivacious bronze market

180. I had not considered this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183352)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: magical den dopamine



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: pearl vigorous field

cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware of the Jersey Shore "phenomenon" - episode two and they were already talking about how they were a 'family' and constantly virtue signalling/crying/opening up

Incredibly hot take here, it does encapsulate the neutered shitlennial anti septic culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183361)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Turquoise karate location

ty

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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: chrome swashbuckling box office useless brakes



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: stirring address



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Nubile Point Cuckold

it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183379)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Shimmering home party of the first part

guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287865)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: high-end wonderful trump supporter windowlicker

Trump won Staten island AND strong island.

he won white males in NJ by 21 points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434879)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: Shimmering home party of the first part

lol what fucking planet are you on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434943)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Nubile Point Cuckold

great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458314)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Chestnut dilemma



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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Turquoise karate location

This is a good OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35186935)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Turquoise karate location

thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287769)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Yellow hairraiser business firm mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287787)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: magical den dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288248)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: excitant mother

*thumbs up emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291231)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Pale Hateful Theater Filthpig

Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35187101)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: crawly mood menage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287825)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Razzle Toaster State

(millennial)

Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Shore vs. Real World season 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288234)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: yapping motley jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288265)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Lime depressive

Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288254)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: multi-colored sweet tailpipe

it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compared to prior generations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288268)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Purple Range

Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and rich you could get on these types of shows. Early JS was good because it was genuine reality TV... the people on the show were there just to get drunk and bang sluts on MTV's dime and maybe achieve the level of celebrity of an ex-real worlder. Later seasons were lame because they realized they were way bigger than that.

Floribama is just these dumbs tripping over themselves to be the next snookie or paulie D. it's cringeworthy how that stupid girl who pisses everywhere wears those animal pajamas like she's not obviously shilling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288319)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: chrome swashbuckling box office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915881)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Vibrant Pit Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915885)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Sexy diverse sanctuary

dat cancel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288433)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: lascivious claret set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288648)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: marvelous stage

this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their feelings all the damn time. I don't think anyone in the house has even fucked and i'm SEVERAL eps in. Why am I watching this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291016)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: marvelous stage

JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291254)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Vibrant Pit Milk

she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915875)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: spectacular temple jew

DAT

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915893)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: Shimmering home party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434944)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: magical den dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36184622)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Vibrant Pit Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434857)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Know-it-all Exhilarant Electric Furnace Space

this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434904)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Pungent Shaky School Cafeteria Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434921)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring generalized bond forum

JS: all white cast (well, Italian white at least)

FS: overrepresented minorities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36435302)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: magical den dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37372664)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: talented greedy dysfunction office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458311)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: silver federal native telephone

Never heard of this shit. If they were going out to get bitches then I'd check it out. Sadly it seems like that doesn't happen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458330)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: stirring address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611895)