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Floribama Shore vs. Jersey Shore shows how much our zeitgeist has shifted.

Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a be...
Drunken business firm
  01/18/18
Edit: oops
passionate shrine
  07/30/19
Cancel.
Drunken business firm
  01/18/18
180. I had not considered this
Soul-stirring Hell Digit Ratio
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nighttime hissy fit roast beef
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cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware o...
Puce Anal Theater Stage
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Drunken business firm
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passionate shrine
  07/30/19
it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic
Chrome Irate Orchestra Pit
  01/18/18
guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs?
vigorous main people
  01/31/18
Trump won Staten island AND strong island. he won white m...
exciting wild crackhouse
  07/16/18
lol what fucking planet are you on
vigorous main people
  07/16/18
great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight
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sable odious ceo home
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This is a good OP.
Drunken business firm
  01/18/18
thanks
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nighttime hissy fit roast beef
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*thumbs up emoji*
High-end hairraiser location police squad
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Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter
Greedy mauve native faggot firefighter
  01/18/18
Cr
silver heady halford liquid oxygen
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(millennial) Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Sho...
Disgusting charismatic whorehouse
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Unhinged site
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Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth.
wonderful navy resort french chef
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it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compare...
adventurous pontificating degenerate reading party
  01/31/18
Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and...
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bistre giraffe step-uncle's house
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dat cancel
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Big splenetic selfie space
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this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their fee...
razzle-dazzle mother
  01/31/18
JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl
razzle-dazzle mother
  01/31/18
she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype
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DAT C A N C E L
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bistre giraffe step-uncle's house
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this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch.
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Hateful Mahogany New Version
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JS: all white cast (well, Italian white at least) FS: overr...
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Drunken business firm

Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a better word) anymore and it makes for horrible entertainment. The Jersey Shore was always extremely straightforward, obvious, and gross in it's presentation and intent--you're here to get fucked up and get laid. The Floribama Shore is bizarrely twofaced. You have all of the aesthetics of the Jersey Shore--the shitty beach town, dive bars, retarded muscled up chads, and messy bar sluts--without any of the spirit or intent. While on the Jersey Shore you had love interests and relationships, the focus was always on blackouts, one night stands, and "the hunt". The drama of the show would center around this kind of stuff too--dudes getting in fistfights over chicks, hushed arguments as to who should hop on "the grenade", and so on--and you could tell that's where all of the effort was put in, whereas it was clear that the intrigue that was supposed to spring out of romantic relationships between characters was half-assed at best. The Floribama Shore was essentially the opposite. It tried to be a much more "wholesome" show and it was largely centered around the friendships, backgrounds, and life struggles of its characters. At least a few times an episode you have dudes hugging each other and talking about how they're "boys", promising that they will be at each other's weddings, and identifying with each other's difficult upbringings. It's a bizarre copy of the original that's all about hugs and high-fives instead of spiked hair and cock piercings. In a lot of ways it's an indication of how shitty our culture has become. The Jersey Shore was in a way a "swan song" of the early 2000s zeitgeist, a time before shit hit the fan and things are far away enough in the past that they still seem normal. With the Floribama Shore, we see how we almost we will remember the 2010s, rife with millennial touchy-feelyness, bitching about how you still live with mom, and glorification of casual sex without the genuine desire and vigor of it or even engagement with it. Ultimately, one is real, visceral, and energetic whereas the other is neutered, dull, and ostensibly emotional yet realistically shallow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35182924)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: passionate shrine

Edit: oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611894)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Drunken business firm

Cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183207)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hell Digit Ratio

180. I had not considered this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183352)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: nighttime hissy fit roast beef



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Puce Anal Theater Stage

cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware of the Jersey Shore "phenomenon" - episode two and they were already talking about how they were a 'family' and constantly virtue signalling/crying/opening up

Incredibly hot take here, it does encapsulate the neutered shitlennial anti septic culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183361)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Drunken business firm

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611775)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: racy cruise ship gaping



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: passionate shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611900)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Chrome Irate Orchestra Pit

it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183379)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: vigorous main people

guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287865)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: exciting wild crackhouse

Trump won Staten island AND strong island.

he won white males in NJ by 21 points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434879)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: vigorous main people

lol what fucking planet are you on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434943)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Chrome Irate Orchestra Pit

great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458314)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: sable odious ceo home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183411)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Drunken business firm

This is a good OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35186935)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Drunken business firm

thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287769)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: shimmering juggernaut



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: nighttime hissy fit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288248)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: High-end hairraiser location police squad

*thumbs up emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291231)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Greedy mauve native faggot firefighter

Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35187101)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: silver heady halford liquid oxygen

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287825)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Disgusting charismatic whorehouse

(millennial)

Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Shore vs. Real World season 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288234)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Unhinged site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288265)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: wonderful navy resort french chef

Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288254)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: adventurous pontificating degenerate reading party

it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compared to prior generations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288268)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: carnelian costumed library factory reset button

Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and rich you could get on these types of shows. Early JS was good because it was genuine reality TV... the people on the show were there just to get drunk and bang sluts on MTV's dime and maybe achieve the level of celebrity of an ex-real worlder. Later seasons were lame because they realized they were way bigger than that.

Floribama is just these dumbs tripping over themselves to be the next snookie or paulie D. it's cringeworthy how that stupid girl who pisses everywhere wears those animal pajamas like she's not obviously shilling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288319)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: racy cruise ship gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915881)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: bistre giraffe step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915885)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Arousing Federal Stead Volcanic Crater

dat cancel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288433)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Big splenetic selfie space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288648)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mother

this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their feelings all the damn time. I don't think anyone in the house has even fucked and i'm SEVERAL eps in. Why am I watching this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291016)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mother

JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291254)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: bistre giraffe step-uncle's house

she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915875)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Turquoise pungent legal warrant

DAT

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915893)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: vigorous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434944)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: nighttime hissy fit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36184622)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: bistre giraffe step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434857)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: crimson embarrassed to the bone roommate

this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434904)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Hateful Mahogany New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434921)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: talking boiling water

JS: all white cast (well, Italian white at least)

FS: overrepresented minorities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36435302)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: nighttime hissy fit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37372664)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Plum Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458311)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Grizzly trip antidepressant drug

Never heard of this shit. If they were going out to get bitches then I'd check it out. Sadly it seems like that doesn't happen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458330)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: passionate shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611895)