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Floribama Shore vs. Jersey Shore shows how much our zeitgeist has shifted.
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:32 AM Author: Shimmering hall Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a better word) anymore and it makes for horrible entertainment. The Jersey Shore was always extremely straightforward, obvious, and gross in it's presentation and intent--you're here to get fucked up and get laid. The Floribama Shore is bizarrely twofaced. You have all of the aesthetics of the Jersey Shore--the shitty beach town, dive bars, retarded muscled up chads, and messy bar sluts--without any of the spirit or intent. While on the Jersey Shore you had love interests and relationships, the focus was always on blackouts, one night stands, and "the hunt". The drama of the show would center around this kind of stuff too--dudes getting in fistfights over chicks, hushed arguments as to who should hop on "the grenade", and so on--and you could tell that's where all of the effort was put in, whereas it was clear that the intrigue that was supposed to spring out of romantic relationships between characters was half-assed at best. The Floribama Shore was essentially the opposite. It tried to be a much more "wholesome" show and it was largely centered around the friendships, backgrounds, and life struggles of its characters. At least a few times an episode you have dudes hugging each other and talking about how they're "boys", promising that they will be at each other's weddings, and identifying with each other's difficult upbringings. It's a bizarre copy of the original that's all about hugs and high-fives instead of spiked hair and cock piercings. In a lot of ways it's an indication of how shitty our culture has become. The Jersey Shore was in a way a "swan song" of the early 2000s zeitgeist, a time before shit hit the fan and things are far away enough in the past that they still seem normal. With the Floribama Shore, we see how we almost we will remember the 2010s, rife with millennial touchy-feelyness, bitching about how you still live with mom, and glorification of casual sex without the genuine desire and vigor of it or even engagement with it. Ultimately, one is real, visceral, and energetic whereas the other is neutered, dull, and ostensibly emotional yet realistically shallow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35182924) |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: diverse shrine giraffe Edit: oops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611894) |
Date: January 18th, 2018 12:03 PM Author: Shimmering hall Cancel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183207) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Maroon new version 180. I had not considered this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183352) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Coral cracking area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183356) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:24 PM Author: Wild jet-lagged locale rigor cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware of the Jersey Shore "phenomenon" - episode two and they were already talking about how they were a 'family' and constantly virtue signalling/crying/opening up
Incredibly hot take here, it does encapsulate the neutered shitlennial anti septic culture |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:53 PM Author: Shimmering hall ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611775) |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:54 PM Author: Curious vengeful theatre ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611782) |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: diverse shrine giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611900) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: Flatulent Rehab Feces it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183379) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:44 PM Author: adventurous internet-worthy idea he suggested station guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287865) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:31 AM Author: Sticky crotch Trump won Staten island AND strong island.
he won white males in NJ by 21 points |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM Author: adventurous internet-worthy idea he suggested station lol what fucking planet are you on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434943) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:45 PM Author: Flatulent Rehab Feces great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458314) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:34 PM Author: Swashbuckling Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183411) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:13 PM Author: Shimmering hall This is a good OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35186935) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Shimmering hall thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287769) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:34 PM Author: exciting home ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287787) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:26 PM Author: Coral cracking area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288248) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:08 PM Author: tan tantric national security agency *thumbs up emoji* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291231) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:39 PM Author: Lavender Thriller Philosopher-king Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35187101) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Pale Bat-shit-crazy Main People Bbw Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287825) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:25 PM Author: transparent range police squad (millennial)
Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Shore vs. Real World season 1. |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:29 PM Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288265) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:27 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Ticket Booth Dingle Berry Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288254) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:30 PM Author: Buff Nibblets Fortuitous Meteor it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compared to prior generations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288268) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:35 PM Author: Chocolate Charismatic Psychic Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and rich you could get on these types of shows. Early JS was good because it was genuine reality TV... the people on the show were there just to get drunk and bang sluts on MTV's dime and maybe achieve the level of celebrity of an ex-real worlder. Later seasons were lame because they realized they were way bigger than that.
Floribama is just these dumbs tripping over themselves to be the next snookie or paulie D. it's cringeworthy how that stupid girl who pisses everywhere wears those animal pajamas like she's not obviously shilling them. |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: Curious vengeful theatre ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915881) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: opaque razzle-dazzle parlour milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915885) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:47 PM Author: floppy henna faggotry degenerate dat cancel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288433) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:15 PM Author: jet nofapping set mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288648) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:43 PM Author: Aromatic Kitty Cat Tanning Salon this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their feelings all the damn time. I don't think anyone in the house has even fucked and i'm SEVERAL eps in. Why am I watching this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291016) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:10 PM Author: Aromatic Kitty Cat Tanning Salon JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291254) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:34 AM Author: opaque razzle-dazzle parlour milk she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915875) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:36 AM Author: exhilarant plum digit ratio DAT
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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM Author: adventurous internet-worthy idea he suggested station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434944) |
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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:07 PM Author: Coral cracking area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36184622) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:22 AM Author: opaque razzle-dazzle parlour milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434857) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:39 AM Author: Pink supple library this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434904) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:44 AM Author: Sinister Vivacious Stage Regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434921) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 7:50 AM Author: alcoholic school JS: all white cast (well, Italian white at least) FS: overrepresented minorities. |
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Date: December 8th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Coral cracking area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37372664) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:44 PM Author: chartreuse stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458311) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:50 PM Author: Gay Sandwich Never heard of this shit. If they were going out to get bitches then I'd check it out. Sadly it seems like that doesn't happen... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458330) |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: diverse shrine giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611895) |