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Floribama Shore vs. Jersey Shore shows how much our zeitgeist has shifted.
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:32 AM Author: Godawful Duck-like Native Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a better word) anymore and it makes for horrible entertainment. The Jersey Shore was always extremely straightforward, obvious, and gross in it's presentation and intent--you're here to get fucked up and get laid. The Floribama Shore is bizarrely twofaced. You have all of the aesthetics of the Jersey Shore--the shitty beach town, dive bars, retarded muscled up chads, and messy bar sluts--without any of the spirit or intent. While on the Jersey Shore you had love interests and relationships, the focus was always on blackouts, one night stands, and "the hunt". The drama of the show would center around this kind of stuff too--dudes getting in fistfights over chicks, hushed arguments as to who should hop on "the grenade", and so on--and you could tell that's where all of the effort was put in, whereas it was clear that the intrigue that was supposed to spring out of romantic relationships between characters was half-assed at best. The Floribama Shore was essentially the opposite. It tried to be a much more "wholesome" show and it was largely centered around the friendships, backgrounds, and life struggles of its characters. At least a few times an episode you have dudes hugging each other and talking about how they're "boys", promising that they will be at each other's weddings, and identifying with each other's difficult upbringings. It's a bizarre copy of the original that's all about hugs and high-fives instead of spiked hair and cock piercings. In a lot of ways it's an indication of how shitty our culture has become. The Jersey Shore was in a way a "swan song" of the early 2000s zeitgeist, a time before shit hit the fan and things are far away enough in the past that they still seem normal. With the Floribama Shore, we see how we almost we will remember the 2010s, rife with millennial touchy-feelyness, bitching about how you still live with mom, and glorification of casual sex without the genuine desire and vigor of it or even engagement with it. Ultimately, one is real, visceral, and energetic whereas the other is neutered, dull, and ostensibly emotional yet realistically shallow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35182924) |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: Massive crimson meetinghouse therapy Edit: oops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611894) |
Date: January 18th, 2018 12:03 PM Author: Godawful Duck-like Native Cancel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183207) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: medicated poppy nursing home mood 180. I had not considered this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183352) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: high-end rambunctious circlehead regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183356) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:24 PM Author: Plum low-t masturbator cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware of the Jersey Shore "phenomenon" - episode two and they were already talking about how they were a 'family' and constantly virtue signalling/crying/opening up
Incredibly hot take here, it does encapsulate the neutered shitlennial anti septic culture |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:53 PM Author: Godawful Duck-like Native ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611775) |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:54 PM Author: Translucent university electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611782) |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: Massive crimson meetinghouse therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611900) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: insane chapel roommate it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183379) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:44 PM Author: sooty gas station mental disorder guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287865) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:31 AM Author: Slate razzle school cafeteria Trump won Staten island AND strong island.
he won white males in NJ by 21 points |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM Author: sooty gas station mental disorder lol what fucking planet are you on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434943) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:45 PM Author: insane chapel roommate great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458314) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:34 PM Author: Geriatric institution rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183411) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:13 PM Author: Godawful Duck-like Native This is a good OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35186935) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Godawful Duck-like Native thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287769) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:34 PM Author: pungent garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287787) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:26 PM Author: high-end rambunctious circlehead regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288248) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:08 PM Author: gold locus *thumbs up emoji* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291231) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:39 PM Author: lascivious slap-happy office fortuitous meteor Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35187101) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Flesh painfully honest kitchen Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287825) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:25 PM Author: Yellow Becky Marketing Idea (millennial)
Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Shore vs. Real World season 1. |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:29 PM Author: provocative selfie sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288265) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:27 PM Author: milky insanely creepy church round eye Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288254) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:30 PM Author: mind-boggling brass scourge upon the earth it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compared to prior generations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288268) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:35 PM Author: Magenta arousing ladyboy Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and rich you could get on these types of shows. Early JS was good because it was genuine reality TV... the people on the show were there just to get drunk and bang sluts on MTV's dime and maybe achieve the level of celebrity of an ex-real worlder. Later seasons were lame because they realized they were way bigger than that.
Floribama is just these dumbs tripping over themselves to be the next snookie or paulie D. it's cringeworthy how that stupid girl who pisses everywhere wears those animal pajamas like she's not obviously shilling them. |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: Translucent university electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915881) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: Yapping exciting home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915885) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:47 PM Author: wine slimy people who are hurt dat cancel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288433) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:15 PM Author: primrose crawly property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288648) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:43 PM Author: Olive wonderful water buffalo this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their feelings all the damn time. I don't think anyone in the house has even fucked and i'm SEVERAL eps in. Why am I watching this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291016) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:10 PM Author: Olive wonderful water buffalo JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291254) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:34 AM Author: Yapping exciting home she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915875) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:36 AM Author: black shrine partner DAT
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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM Author: sooty gas station mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434944) |
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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:07 PM Author: high-end rambunctious circlehead regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36184622) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:22 AM Author: Yapping exciting home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434857) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:39 AM Author: Navy electric french chef this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434904) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:44 AM Author: carnelian comical cuckoldry turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434921) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 7:50 AM Author: Exhilarant Cerise Athletic Conference JS: all white cast (well, Italian white at least) FS: overrepresented minorities. |
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Date: December 8th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: high-end rambunctious circlehead regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37372664) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:44 PM Author: up-to-no-good lake double fault background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458311) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:50 PM Author: dull pontificating friendly grandma lettuce Never heard of this shit. If they were going out to get bitches then I'd check it out. Sadly it seems like that doesn't happen... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458330) |
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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: Massive crimson meetinghouse therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611895) |