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fact: more chad cock than POOP has passed through ur future wife's anus (math)
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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: mewling pit athletic conference Let us do the math.
On average, an American shits ~250g of feces a day. Let's assume the relative density of said feces is 1, which actually is an underestimate considering that it typically sinks in water. With a diameter of 3.5cm, we can assume the poop is about 20cm in length. In keeping the model as simple as possible, we can assume ur future wife, at age 30, has passed the following amount of shit.
25 cm * 365 days * 30 years = 273,750cm
Now, the various chads demolishing ur future wife's anus - probably have an average dick size of around 25 cm, probably higher due to outliers. Average human thrusting speed is 60 BPM. Given that amount of time, the time of ass-fucking for Chadcock>>>shit for ur future wife is then
273,750 cm / 25 cm / 60 bpm = 182.5 minutes of assfucking
so, there's basically no universe where ur future wife has been assfucked by various Chads for under 3 hours. so her anus has seen more chadcock than poop. thus, it exists only as a sexual organ for chad release. Q.E.D. |
Date: January 20th, 2018 10:30 AM Author: mewling pit athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35195999) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:07 AM Author: Nubile 180 site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196189) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: Contagious Green Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196193) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:12 AM Author: Titillating Theater Stage Ratface Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196215) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: Splenetic sound barrier principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196737) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM Author: Very tactful plum police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273399) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:16 AM Author: supple idiotic faggotry You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196236) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM Author: Hairraiser Flirting Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273396) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: mewling pit athletic conference however, when she is with you, she claims she is "not a very sexual person" and you have never had anal sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196734) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM Author: mewling pit athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273621) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:53 PM Author: mewling pit athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35212780) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:54 PM Author: abusive mustard partner rock hard, just a little epilogue, just a sentence or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35212788) |
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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:26 AM Author: mewling pit athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35241861) |
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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:28 AM Author: Pea-brained degenerate quadroon spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35241864) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:47 PM Author: Very tactful plum police squad this is why I come here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273410) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM Author: Splenetic sound barrier principal's office "this is your anus. it's for poop." *beady shrew eyes narrow* |