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LJL at escort ads saying "I love nice restaurants and dressing up too"

as if they go anywhere but the bed with the backup sheets fo...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
I guess it's more for the literal escorting side of things, ...
vigorous heaven
  01/23/18
but nobody is paying to take an escort anywhere, ever. i mea...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
I would pay for gfe
Know-it-all contagious factory reset button roast beef
  01/23/18
that's kissing and bbbjcim.
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
it's more involved
Know-it-all contagious factory reset button roast beef
  01/23/18
bb
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
Are there really dudes who are wining and dining and doing o...
Plum garrison
  01/23/18
i can't imagine that's anything but fantasy on the 'scorts' ...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
life is flame anyway
vigorous heaven
  01/23/18
Do you think if you're in your 40s or 50s, divorced or never...
trip obsidian stage
  01/23/18
i'm not a sex freak if i use them biweekly. it's just a hobb...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
Paying someone 2x a motnh for sex isn't healthy bro. A $7,50...
trip obsidian stage
  01/23/18
way to move the goalposts.
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
$7500 a year is all that costs? Guarantee I spend more with ...
Odious disgusting cruise ship
  01/23/18
7,500 a year for a habit is fine, I spent more on that on cr...
pale offensive church
  01/23/18
2 * 5 * 365 = $3,650. That's 2 Starbucks lattes a day for a...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/23/18
for anyone attractive, it is usually a lot more than $500 fo...
Plum garrison
  01/23/18
lol that's what their ads say. but they'll gladly take $500.
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
I've spent an entire night with an "escort" for le...
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
OUT THE LOCATION
cheese-eating motley immigrant base
  01/23/18
Serious q - what is the point of that?
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/23/18
Most escort users are married bros, not sexless losers.
Flushed passionate tanning salon ceo
  01/24/18
Are you saying that "Pretty Woman" was some sort o...
rusted ticket booth
  01/23/18
The premise of that movie is so retarded
provocative hideous lodge partner
  01/23/18
...
Bateful lime halford
  01/23/18
did you fuck? sounds like you dated her not a john.
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
...
Bateful lime halford
  01/23/18
if you didn't pay cash or drugs, she's your gf.
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
...
Bateful lime halford
  01/23/18
Well, if you didn't pay her, it isn't what I'm talking about...
Plum garrison
  01/23/18
I follow a bartender on Instagram who gets flown out to rand...
Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/23/18
or she travels alone. nobody travels with hookers. don't wan...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4JHmyyB_7/ https://www.inst...
Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/23/18
gross, c;mon. she's maxing out credit cards.
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
Trust me on this man.
Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/23/18
i can only imagine what these chicks wear i was once eati...
Electric Toilet Seat
  01/23/18
hint: they dress like escorts think high society people dre...
Plum garrison
  01/23/18
i don't know if you all have ever had a conversation with an...
Electric Toilet Seat
  01/23/18
i date them. like for real.
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
what do you all talk about
Electric Toilet Seat
  01/23/18
anything but her job. they're just normal poorly-adjusted 20...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
CR
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
CR. I've come across a few UC humanities grads that did it t...
Diverse Carmine Kitchen Yarmulke
  01/23/18
it is so bad though, thy're broken and they're so jealous of...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
Protip: all poor young people with fucked up careers are jea...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/24/18
jealous of you getting picked up by other chicks is what i m...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
?
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/24/18
dating dating a hooker.
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
fucked a stripper bareback in a strip club on Friday, got a ...
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
did you nut inside her?
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
nope, came on her ass, she was sopping wet and seemed extra ...
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
can you tell the entire story here?
Plum garrison
  01/23/18
...
cheese-eating motley immigrant base
  01/23/18
not much of a story... went to a popular strip club Friday n...
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
"she hands me a condom..."
Dun theatre dopamine
  01/23/18
...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/23/18
U missed out on posaibly the best nut of ur life. Nothing mo...
slippery property private investor
  01/23/18
standing in line with her at walgreens for tests she's too d...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
ate her ass too
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
i mean i ate a backpage hooker's pussy, but the ass, in the ...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
...
slippery property private investor
  01/24/18
(pathetic serial john)
transparent bbw
  01/23/18
I'll pay you IRL to suck my dick Faggot.
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
How much did that cost?
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/23/18
Why didnct he wear a condom?
slippery property private investor
  01/23/18
There is NO SEX in the champagne room
Maroon milk
  01/23/18
You’re quite aware there is no cure for hsv-2, that you cont...
abusive tank
  01/23/18
credited advice, but getting hsv-2 requires the person to be...
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
"sheds asymptomatically" means you can get it when...
Amethyst casino double fault
  01/23/18
i've got a 180 immune system... I'm good, and if I'm not......
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
sure but the chance of catching it during that period is ext...
Dead infuriating area foreskin
  01/24/18
Lol this guy fucking strippers raw is living the fast life. ...
Adventurous cream preventive strike step-uncle's house
  01/24/18
i would actually quite like to take an escort out to a nice ...
saffron balding market knife
  01/23/18
why would you want to pay triple the price to have every wom...
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
you mean others would probably notice she's an escort?
saffron balding market knife
  01/23/18
even at cheesecake factory.
Azure indian lodge
  01/23/18
I remember a law firm story where some brilliant young summe...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/23/18
i want more deets
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
I didn't get too much more than that. But in addition to ge...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/23/18
anyone get NOOFFERED pwned?
cracking sooty hominid
  01/23/18
I never heard how that was handled. It was a cautionary &q...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/23/18
seems like a smart move since they now know which partners a...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
They had no idea which partners squealed though.
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/24/18
Let me explain this ... nobody or virtually nobody actually ...
Flushed passionate tanning salon ceo
  01/24/18
Really? People want to fantasize about leaving their wives ...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/24/18
You're wrong on this.
Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/24/18
yeah the "virtually" is not nearly exact enough.
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
I follow girls who go on dinner dates with anonymous strange...
Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/24/18
you're stalking couples not hookers, then.
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Lol sure thing hoss.
Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/24/18
tell me more about these hookers going on shopping dates.
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Here's a literal porn star who had some anonymous guy buy he...
Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/24/18
1) porn stars get shit from people they don't fuck. 2) sh...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Heh. I can personally confirm I've taken her to Hillstone...
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Have you ever bought her gifts
Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch
  01/24/18
Bags and shit? No. I have a thing for buying girls lingerie ...
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
Haven been with a few pros, they've mentioned that dudes wil...
slippery property private investor
  01/24/18
i date hookers. they're worse than regular girls because the...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Stop dating trash bro.
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
i have a soft-spot white-knight thing i guess. ever since i ...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Personally I just like going out to eat. Why not do it with ...
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
because they'll take photos, eat like pigs, have the hostess...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Buying a young girl dinner is just old fashioned gentlemanly...
Adventurous cream preventive strike step-uncle's house
  01/24/18
LOL
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Convinced this guy is either an autist or a sociopath.
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
jfc, I didn't think a man could be this dumb
Turquoise marketing idea
  08/05/18
Again, stop dating trash. The women I see are actually fun t...
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
ok it just jumped the shark.
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
?
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
i date hookers but i don't take hookers on dates who i'm pay...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
The girls I take on dates are beautiful, affable and well ma...
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
hookers aren't well-mannered. if you can't tell, that's cool...
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
What is a BB?
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/24/18
Bodybuilder.
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
jfc, thx for answering though...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/24/18
Don't knock it until you try it. Believe it or not most F...
narrow-minded striped hyena
  01/24/18
Yeah, I'll pass but more power to you...
Dull big hospital keepsake machete
  01/24/18
Not sure about signaling that she's a hoe, but she'll run up...
slippery property private investor
  01/24/18
and tequila shots.
Azure indian lodge
  01/24/18
Waiter: "Here's the bill." Hoe: "Oh wait, ...
slippery property private investor
  01/24/18
*triggered*
Turquoise marketing idea
  08/05/18
They put that in in the hope that they will get pretty woman...
Painfully Honest Tattoo Digit Ratio
  08/05/18
...
Azure indian lodge
  08/05/18


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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

as if they go anywhere but the bed with the backup sheets for 17 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217800)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: vigorous heaven

I guess it's more for the literal escorting side of things, like they could eat at a place with two forks and not stick out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217812)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

but nobody is paying to take an escort anywhere, ever. i mean, unless you're their bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217822)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all contagious factory reset button roast beef

I would pay for gfe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217830)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

that's kissing and bbbjcim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217835)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all contagious factory reset button roast beef

it's more involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217863)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217872)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Plum garrison

Are there really dudes who are wining and dining and doing overnights with escorts? I always see it on escort websites, but seems absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217845)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

i can't imagine that's anything but fantasy on the 'scorts' part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217849)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: vigorous heaven

life is flame anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217852)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: trip obsidian stage

Do you think if you're in your 40s or 50s, divorced or never married, and have absolutely no one to talk to, you wouldn't pay some stranger $500 to listen to you? The majority of Johns are lonely people that want some companionship with a cherry on top at the end. Most XO poasters who use escorts are degenerate sex freaks who do it because they can, not because they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217887)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

i'm not a sex freak if i use them biweekly. it's just a hobby like skiing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217900)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: trip obsidian stage

Paying someone 2x a motnh for sex isn't healthy bro. A $7,500/year sex habit isn't healthy. LJL at your self-delusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217911)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

way to move the goalposts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217914)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Odious disgusting cruise ship

$7500 a year is all that costs? Guarantee I spend more with less favorable results being married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35221460)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: pale offensive church

7,500 a year for a habit is fine, I spent more on that on crypto this year. You're just poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35221466)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

2 * 5 * 365 = $3,650. That's 2 Starbucks lattes a day for a year. Just to put this in perspective...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222408)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Plum garrison

for anyone attractive, it is usually a lot more than $500 for an entire night. More like $5k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217946)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

lol that's what their ads say. but they'll gladly take $500.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217953)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

I've spent an entire night with an "escort" for less...However, I am including seeking arrangement whores in this. In my neck of the woods, lots of young porno chicks are on SA, its 180 to hang out and fuck all night for 200$ and a dime bag of weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218205)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating motley immigrant base

OUT THE LOCATION

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219395)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

Serious q - what is the point of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222440)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Flushed passionate tanning salon ceo

Most escort users are married bros, not sexless losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225234)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: rusted ticket booth

Are you saying that "Pretty Woman" was some sort of dumb chick fantasy flick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217888)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: provocative hideous lodge partner

The premise of that movie is so retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217938)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Bateful lime halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217925)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

did you fuck? sounds like you dated her not a john.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217930)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Bateful lime halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217945)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

if you didn't pay cash or drugs, she's your gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Bateful lime halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217955)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Plum garrison

Well, if you didn't pay her, it isn't what I'm talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217949)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch

I follow a bartender on Instagram who gets flown out to random places for the weekend- Arizona, Colorado, etc. always at fancy restaurants, court side at basketball games etc. but her date is never shown in any pics. Pretty obvious someone is paying to take her out on dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219374)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

or she travels alone. nobody travels with hookers. don't want to be caught with their drugs or violent schemes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219380)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4JHmyyB_7/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BReU-MNh811/

Chicks in my high school worked as bartenders and rented boats and NYC penthouse suites for themselves all the time it was nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219430)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

gross, c;mon.

she's maxing out credit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219527)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch

Trust me on this man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219711)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Electric Toilet Seat

i can only imagine what these chicks wear

i was once eating dinner at Marea and was seated next to Robert Plant and his 22 year old girlfriend. This dude was visibly annoyed to even be in her presence but tolerated it because she was young hot model poon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217956)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Plum garrison

hint: they dress like escorts think high society people dress....which isn't anything like high society people dress, and they stick out like sore thumbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217992)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Electric Toilet Seat

i don't know if you all have ever had a conversation with an escort but it's cringeworthy how broken and low iq they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218010)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

i date them. like for real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218015)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Electric Toilet Seat

what do you all talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

anything but her job. they're just normal poorly-adjusted 20-30 yr olds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218042)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218230)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Diverse Carmine Kitchen Yarmulke

CR. I've come across a few UC humanities grads that did it to pay off their loans and found out it wasn't so bad. Plus, they liked the easy money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219422)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

it is so bad though, thy're broken and they're so jealous of you even though they hook. it's odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219426)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

Protip: all poor young people with fucked up careers are jealous of people with stable careers and money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225278)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

jealous of you getting picked up by other chicks is what i meant primarily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225450)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225637)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

dating dating a hooker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225908)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

fucked a stripper bareback in a strip club on Friday, got a little fleeced, but overall was worth it. Taking Q's ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218174)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

did you nut inside her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218182)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

nope, came on her ass, she was sopping wet and seemed extra fertile, didn't want to risk it.. also, she asked me not to cum inside her because she was't on the pill. didn't jerk off for a few days so I wasn't thinking straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218263)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Plum garrison

can you tell the entire story here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218531)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating motley immigrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219400)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

not much of a story... went to a popular strip club Friday night with a friend (genetic and current female), saw a white stripper with a great ass doing pole theatrics, found myself getting turned on, later in the night asked for a lap dance, small chit chat, asked her if she was dtf, she told me it was 100$ for a room for and 300$ for her, I was like fuck it, lets do it. We get inside the room, she hands me a condom and , she grinds on my lap, takes off her thong and top, I pull down my pants, she sucks my dick , then we fuck bare back, I pull out when she's riding me reverse cowgirl, cum on her ass, ask for a napkin, wipe my dick, pull my pants up, get her number, find my friend, and uber back home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35221399)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Dun theatre dopamine

"she hands me a condom..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222512)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222531)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: slippery property private investor

U missed out on posaibly the best nut of ur life. Nothing more exciting than thinking u knocked up some nasty ass hoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219512)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

standing in line with her at walgreens for tests she's too dumb to take and then at planned parenthood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219549)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

ate her ass too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218295)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

i mean i ate a backpage hooker's pussy, but the ass, in the club?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218552)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: slippery property private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225091)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: transparent bbw

(pathetic serial john)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218218)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

I'll pay you IRL to suck my dick Faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218237)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

How much did that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219402)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: slippery property private investor

Why didnct he wear a condom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219516)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Maroon milk

There is NO SEX in the champagne room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219544)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: abusive tank

You’re quite aware there is no cure for hsv-2, that you contract it through skin contact outside of the condom area, and that it sheds asymptomatically?? Always wear the rubber, get ED meds if you struggle staying hard. Don’t get one-wrong-moved here man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219653)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

credited advice, but getting hsv-2 requires the person to be having an outbreak, women are self conscious as fuck about that shit. I also do a thorough investigation to make sure there's nothing odd going on. Been OK so far, but can't really argue with what you're saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35221438)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Amethyst casino double fault

"sheds asymptomatically" means you can get it when the girl has no symptoms, eg not having an outbreak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222437)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

i've got a 180 immune system... I'm good, and if I'm not... I'll cop a valtrex rx and be good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222474)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Dead infuriating area foreskin

sure but the chance of catching it during that period is extremely remote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225955)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Adventurous cream preventive strike step-uncle's house

Lol this guy fucking strippers raw is living the fast life. The only thing missing is some coke and ecstacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225551)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: saffron balding market knife

i would actually quite like to take an escort out to a nice restaurant, go back to a fancy hotel and fuck her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219603)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

why would you want to pay triple the price to have every woman laughing at you, guy highfiving their bro, and watching her eat like a piglet while she watches youtube videos and pretends to give a shit about law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219624)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: saffron balding market knife

you mean others would probably notice she's an escort?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219659)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

even at cheesecake factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219662)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

I remember a law firm story where some brilliant young summers decided to show up to an event with a couple of escorts. Spoiler: some of the partners recognized them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222458)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

i want more deets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222478)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

I didn't get too much more than that. But in addition to getting noticed, there was an open bar and well, young trashy escorts + free alcohol went about as you can expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222495)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: cracking sooty hominid

anyone get NOOFFERED pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222506)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

I never heard how that was handled. It was a cautionary "don't do this if you can't find a date to an event" story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222538)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

seems like a smart move since they now know which partners are cheating and can extract assurances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225097)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

They had no idea which partners squealed though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225213)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Flushed passionate tanning salon ceo

Let me explain this ... nobody or virtually nobody actually takes them out. But a lot of guys, married guys especially, like to fantasize that they could ditch their fat wives and start over with a fun, exciting whore. And the "i like to dress up and go out" bit plays into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225225)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

Really? People want to fantasize about leaving their wives for a prostitute? That seems insane.

My theory is that it is free money so even if one guy a year actually does this, there's no reason to not solicit that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225255)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch

You're wrong on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225322)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

yeah the "virtually" is not nearly exact enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225329)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch

I follow girls who go on dinner dates with anonymous strangers all the time, get CHanel bags as gifts, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225337)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

you're stalking couples not hookers, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225343)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch

Lol sure thing hoss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225415)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

tell me more about these hookers going on shopping dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225419)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch

Here's a literal porn star who had some anonymous guy buy her a 4k Chanel bag as a gift

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZZT2awHN9p/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225440)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

1) porn stars get shit from people they don't fuck.

2) she's likely lying and bought it for herself with hooker money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225444)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

Heh.

I can personally confirm I've taken her to Hillstone in NYC before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225458)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225460)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine razzle-dazzle brunch

Have you ever bought her gifts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225487)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

Bags and shit? No. I have a thing for buying girls lingerie though. Half the Victoria's Secret or Calvin Klein you see her in on IG I got her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225494)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: slippery property private investor

Haven been with a few pros, they've mentioned that dudes will take them out to eat. Generally, business visitors looking to grab something to eat and fuck around. So, there's the companionship aspect, but certainly there are prbly some dudes that think they can turn a hoe into a housewife. These chicks are top shelf talent in making you feel amazing, are easy going, and fucking your brains out. So, but for the hoe part, these chicks would make decent GFs considering today's alternatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225514)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

i date hookers. they're worse than regular girls because they have a certain hatred for guys that comes out in their drugged up mean moments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225523)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

Stop dating trash bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225542)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

i have a soft-spot white-knight thing i guess. ever since i read dostoyevsky's white knights. seriously. i like broken girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225565)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

Personally I just like going out to eat. Why not do it with a 9 or 10? That and treating them to a nice dinner beforehand makes them way more likely to enjoy the sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225527)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

because they'll take photos, eat like pigs, have the hostess and every chick know they're a hooker, biz men looking at you sadly as they fuck these girls for cheaper since they're not dating them.

just eat alone at the bar or a booth. why would you wan to pay to a talk to a chick? that's mind-boggling to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225547)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Adventurous cream preventive strike step-uncle's house

Buying a young girl dinner is just old fashioned gentlemanly behavior. It will be repaid by her with some extra care in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225574)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225580)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

Convinced this guy is either an autist or a sociopath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225581)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Turquoise marketing idea

jfc, I didn't think a man could be this dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#36557762)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

Again, stop dating trash. The women I see are actually fun to be around.

But my experience might be different than yours. The only escorts I see are porn stars trannies and bodybuilders. I've only taken a few porn stars and BBs out, the ones I was reasonably sure wouldn't act out in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225579)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

ok it just jumped the shark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225590)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225597)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

i date hookers but i don't take hookers on dates who i'm paying. that's the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225602)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

The girls I take on dates are beautiful, affable and well mannered. Better than spending 200 on a tinder shrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225614)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

hookers aren't well-mannered. if you can't tell, that's cool i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225629)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

What is a BB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225894)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

Bodybuilder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225902)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

jfc, thx for answering though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225909)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: narrow-minded striped hyena

Don't knock it until you try it.

Believe it or not most FBBs are super feminine and enjoyed being dominated more than the average woman does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225930)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Dull big hospital keepsake machete

Yeah, I'll pass but more power to you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225951)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: slippery property private investor

Not sure about signaling that she's a hoe, but she'll run up the bill. You think she'll order some iced tea and a nice side for her meal? Fuck no. She'll order the most expensive items and just pick at them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225631)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge

and tequila shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225636)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: slippery property private investor

Waiter: "Here's the bill."

Hoe: "Oh wait, we're ordering out too. Let me get a porterhouse medium-rare and some spearhead asparagus and mashed potatoes to go."..."Oh wait, and two slices of NY cheese cake..actually just give me two cheesecakes."

John: "haha...funny..we just ate and I'm full. What are we going to do with the food?"

Hoe: "Oh...my Uber is here. thanks again honey, call me anytime. bye."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35227075)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Turquoise marketing idea

*triggered*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#36557764)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Tattoo Digit Ratio

They put that in in the hope that they will get pretty womaned when in reality they get paid to bone and get out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#36557895)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#36557908)