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Have two months to find a new job

want to move into something different. fake resume time?
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18
did you get "the talk"?
lime self-absorbed tanning salon cuckold
  01/23/18
i work on something thats ending in two months and ive been ...
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18
Will be or have been?
Ultramarine state
  01/23/18
ive been told*
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18
May I suggest a bright new career in compliance, bro?
glittery haunted graveyard dilemma
  01/23/18
...
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18
No greater shame on earth then doing compliance.
Concupiscible Transparent Multi-billionaire Faggot Firefighter
  01/23/18
Seems fine... If I got offered a high ranking compliance po...
Ultramarine state
  01/24/18
def go the fake resume route and just learn on the jerb. I h...
Sticky Thriller Gaping Spot
  01/23/18
ty. any protips for this? what did you do for references?
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18
just make sure you remember what's on your resume. I've been...
Sticky Thriller Gaping Spot
  01/23/18
Lawmo? What has been your career so far?
Slimy maroon love of her life
  01/23/18
I was recently given a mediocre review in biglaw. Wasn't tol...
Zombie-like plum pit mother
  01/23/18
...
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18
I have thought deeply about moving into something else as we...
Zombie-like plum pit mother
  01/23/18
milk them for all their worth, apply to new shit while youre...
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18
Time to go bro
titillating cheese-eating prole piazza
  01/23/18
I am aware. It's too bad because I (mostly) liked the partn...
Zombie-like plum pit mother
  01/23/18
U should also inhouse search. I got the talk, started interv...
titillating cheese-eating prole piazza
  01/23/18
what did they say
Mint rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness church building
  01/23/18
Hours are too low, need more work, if I was more proactive t...
Zombie-like plum pit mother
  01/23/18
you probably have 12-18 months before you get pushed out for...
fluffy immigrant hell
  01/23/18
...and burner phones to your friends in the same fields and ...
fuchsia bull headed den
  01/23/18
I always include a selfie on my cover letter. cr?
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18
well yeah the rest was the background for your posing photo.
fuchsia bull headed den
  01/23/18
...
jade quadroon giraffe
  01/23/18


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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe

want to move into something different.

fake resume time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220579)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: lime self-absorbed tanning salon cuckold

did you get "the talk"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220599)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe

i work on something thats ending in two months and ive been told there is no guarantee after that...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220607)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

Will be or have been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220625)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe

ive been told*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220627)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: glittery haunted graveyard dilemma

May I suggest a bright new career in compliance, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220605)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220759)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible Transparent Multi-billionaire Faggot Firefighter

No greater shame on earth then doing compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35221017)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine state

Seems fine... If I got offered a high ranking compliance position for $300k+/yr in my area I'd probably take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35225967)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Sticky Thriller Gaping Spot

def go the fake resume route and just learn on the jerb. I have BS professional work "experience" going back to when I was actually in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220632)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe

ty. any protips for this? what did you do for references?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220657)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Sticky Thriller Gaping Spot

just make sure you remember what's on your resume. I've been asked for references and never give them. current job didn't care/forgot to follow up. I have good references from the last 3 years to cover me if needed. some people just have friends pretend to be a reference, but I'd be too embarrassed to ask my friends to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220673)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Slimy maroon love of her life

Lawmo?

What has been your career so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220647)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like plum pit mother

I was recently given a mediocre review in biglaw. Wasn't told to explore other options or anything like that, but I'm assuming it was a soft talk as the office is abysmally slow and they were nitpicking otherwise stellar written reviews for small flaws in my work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220651)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220687)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like plum pit mother

I have thought deeply about moving into something else as well. Might try for my 3rd biglaw firm and ride out another year or two of salary though. Even though I have no timeline, I'm basically on notice at this point and know that the hard talk could easily come in a few months time. I'd rather leave on my own terms which means striking at the still active winter lateral market before things die down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220775)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe

milk them for all their worth, apply to new shit while youre employed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220781)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: titillating cheese-eating prole piazza

Time to go bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like plum pit mother

I am aware. It's too bad because I (mostly) liked the partners and have gotten nothing but positive feedback on actual work product for the most part. Also this will likely set back any in house searches by a year or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220876)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: titillating cheese-eating prole piazza

U should also inhouse search. I got the talk, started interviewing at both lolfirms and elsewhere. Copped inhouse in 3 months flat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35221050)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Mint rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness church building

what did they say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220868)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Zombie-like plum pit mother

Hours are too low, need more work, if I was more proactive this wouldn't be a problem (LOL), very little about the actual quality of my work. Didnt ask me to leave or even think about my career, but I'm taking it as a soft talk regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220902)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: fluffy immigrant hell

you probably have 12-18 months before you get pushed out for real. chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35222953)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: fuchsia bull headed den

...and burner phones to your friends in the same fields and in locations they know very well to be your references. or get voice modulators.

also, jazz up some fake certificate, frame it, and in the background on a photo you give them on your cover page, let the frame shine a little towards the camera so they just so see "purple medal" shadowbox or "caltech phd chem eng" and let them think they're smart confirming your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220783)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe

I always include a selfie on my cover letter. cr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220804)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: fuchsia bull headed den

well yeah the rest was the background for your posing photo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220843)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: jade quadroon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35222907)