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Who the fuck TEXTS their mistress?

As opposed to snapchat, telegram, or at least WhatsApp for g...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
why not?
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Makes it easier for wife or someone to find out if she's on ...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
Why is you're wife on you're phone? Gotta keep that bitch on...
marvelous aqua senate
  01/24/18
LOL at dudes who have girlfriends or wives that go through t...
Fragrant selfie
  01/24/18
Having a mistress you regularly contact (as opposed to one n...
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
what if it's an ex gf?
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Why would you text an ex-GF? Don't do that. If you cheatm...
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
if she's in town, to fuck.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Never cheatmo with EXs. They know who you are and will OUT y...
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
make sure they're married. MAD.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Still dumb. Bitches are crazy and vindictive. You can't t...
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
deny, deny, accuse her of being crazy.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Or just fuck new 25 year olds.
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
Hard to do if she has your phone bill with 100 MMS image cha...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
that's crazy to give her such access. also, use your work ph...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Some married people share a phone bill. And my firm just rei...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
...or just one night stand 25 year olds on work trips.
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
i travel for work once a month, tops. my dick needs more str...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Answer there is to frequent massage parlors.
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
usually can't nut inside them.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Also -- whats the fucking point of fucking some chick you've...
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
because you haven't seen her in years and need to nut so dee...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
This is a high scarcity non-chad mindset sir. Note: If s...
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
being afraid of your gf/wife isn't a chad mindset.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
touche
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
This is a very credited question.
green curious yarmulke voyeur
  01/24/18
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Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
sounds like you should make her a long-term side piece since...
Maize aphrodisiac electric furnace church
  01/24/18
...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
don't get caught.
Maize aphrodisiac electric furnace church
  01/24/18
fuck... I'm happily married, deeply love my wife, and that ...
thriller ape field
  01/24/18
...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
No contact is the only way to do it. We kept in touch loose...
thriller ape field
  01/24/18
Fuck, I had this a few years ago with a 19 yr old actress - ...
Demanding Pozpig
  01/24/18
It's women like that, when you're old and on your deathbed s...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
ty for telling this story. interesting
Talented Useless Brakes
  01/25/18
cr
Fragrant selfie
  01/24/18
cr. i imagine guys who have girlfriends on the side are eith...
Mustard very tactful sweet tailpipe idiot
  01/24/18
...
medicated trip public bath
  01/24/18
...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
(my parents) This seems to be more common than I would ha...
thriller ape field
  01/24/18
Sorry to hear this. Have you talked to her? Sought counseli...
Mustard very tactful sweet tailpipe idiot
  01/24/18
...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
and wasps
Fragrant selfie
  01/24/18
this is retarded. you can only have a mistress if you're mar...
fishy 180 lodge
  02/04/18
?
dun vivacious idea he suggested circlehead
  01/24/18
snapchat is confusing
bateful drab school cafeteria
  01/24/18
...
Fragrant selfie
  01/24/18
lol @ not being in asia
Mentally impaired brass cuckold
  01/24/18
Rules of Cheatmoing are SIMPLE gentlemen: 1) Never cheatmo ...
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
You don't need fake contact info if you're using snapchat.
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
no but you have to explain to your wife why the fuck you hav...
Deep boyish area really tough guy
  01/24/18
"I follow the National Geographic snap feed. Sometimes ...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
"honey, I'm using this to cheat on you and I'm too much...
Deep boyish area really tough guy
  01/24/18
If it's exclusively a cheating app for you, then turn off al...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
the rush of panic every time she uses your phone because her...
Deep boyish area really tough guy
  01/24/18
cr
Fragrant selfie
  01/24/18
also lol at having alerts that tell you a random slut you've...
Deep boyish area really tough guy
  01/25/18
(guy whose wife checks his phone apps
exhilarant fluffy piazza regret
  01/24/18
...
green curious yarmulke voyeur
  01/24/18
(single guy who can't fathom a situation where a wife would ...
Deep boyish area really tough guy
  01/24/18
Things may have changed, but there are a few issues: 1) Y...
hairraiser navy parlor macaca
  01/24/18
Yeah, your phone number is linked to your account. So what? ...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
boomers
amber passionate knife
  01/24/18
The smartest and brightest ivy leagugers at the top of the F...
Zippy appetizing box office ceo
  01/24/18
who are we talking about here that did this? didn't see any...
brilliant misunderstood trump supporter boistinker
  01/24/18
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/23/senators-want-doj...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
Particular when you know the law enforcement agency for whic...
Histrionic Self-absorbed Windowlicker Half-breed
  01/24/18
Just as a guy who's litigated a few high dollar divorces in ...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
no-fault divorce states.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
http://www.divorcereality.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Fra...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
if it's during the marriage then you could likewise claim al...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Ok, so that's how you get the family court judge to hate you...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
recusal motion STAT
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Too late. Your kids now hate you because you skipped their s...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
fuck those kids, i'll make new ones.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
You're now the "weirdly old" dad who can't play sp...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
just cop HGH + Test
out-of-control abode
  02/04/18
This is state by state. South Carolina specifically rejects...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
Signal
Overrated mediation party of the first part
  01/24/18
THIS.
green curious yarmulke voyeur
  01/24/18
Why would anyone here think that corrupt bureaucrats are com...
Zippy appetizing box office ceo
  01/24/18
To be totally fair, I'm not a cheatmo but I do divorce, if y...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
at-fault divorce must be fun. ever do your own PI work?
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
No but my two PIs are both fucking wildmen. I had one hangi...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
i would hang with them on stakeouts for free.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
My social anxiety hurts just hearing what these guys do. My...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
South Carolina has a total statutory bar to alimony in the e...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
holy fuck. can i intern with your PIs to get my license? it'...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
These are cases that justify large attorneys fees. I'm work...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
permanent alimony is real? she's just too hopeless to ever w...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Permanent periodic alimony, modifiable based upon change of ...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Judge will certainly impute income to 250k, and set alimony ...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
Got damn alimony sucks. I'm glad we don't have it in Texas
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
If you were in CA, you could pay me to work under my license...
Floppy puppy stead
  01/24/18
what's the 2k hour bump for jds? legal theory of spying on ...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
You just get 2k hours of credit to apply toward your license...
Floppy puppy stead
  01/24/18
This dude was using a Samsung S5. I totally agree that iMess...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
your client has eros app and snapchat. no inferences allowed...
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Pretty sure you can't get an adverse inference from snapchat...
Federal Stock Car Rehab
  01/24/18
a hooker review website.
sickened queen of the night
  01/24/18
Shit man, inference all day long, if they don't have the &qu...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
Can you even download WhatsApp and the like into a governmen...
Histrionic Self-absorbed Windowlicker Half-breed
  01/24/18
If you can make a woman's pussy feel like she's been eating ...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
Whoa cr friend
Histrionic Self-absorbed Windowlicker Half-breed
  01/24/18
Why the fuck would you send txt messages thru your regular p...
green curious yarmulke voyeur
  01/24/18
Tiger woods
mint national pervert
  01/24/18
Brett Farve did it so you know you could https://youtu.be...
Honey-headed Skinny Woman
  01/24/18
Lol also from a work phone with 'retention' and foia
frisky forum blood rage
  01/24/18


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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

As opposed to snapchat, telegram, or at least WhatsApp for god's sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226115)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226117)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Makes it easier for wife or someone to find out if she's on your phone or looks at your phone bill



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226141)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: marvelous aqua senate

Why is you're wife on you're phone? Gotta keep that bitch on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227433)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie

LOL at dudes who have girlfriends or wives that go through their phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227948)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Having a mistress you regularly contact (as opposed to one night stands giving out a fake name) is the definition of being a FUCKING RETARD and a hallmark of being a NON-CHAD who needs to latch onto women cause he treats them as if they're scarce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226127)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

what if it's an ex gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226133)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Why would you text an ex-GF?

Don't do that.

If you cheatmo with an ex, it's very likely to come out and fuck you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226140)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

if she's in town, to fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226145)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Never cheatmo with EXs. They know who you are and will OUT you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226155)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

make sure they're married. MAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226158)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Still dumb. Bitches are crazy and vindictive.

You can't trust her opsec. She WILL tell her friends 100%.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226166)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

deny, deny, accuse her of being crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226168)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Or just fuck new 25 year olds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226175)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Hard to do if she has your phone bill with 100 MMS image chat messages between you and floozy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226176)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

that's crazy to give her such access. also, use your work phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226182)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Some married people share a phone bill. And my firm just reimburses; it doesn't actually issue phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226191)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

...or just one night stand 25 year olds on work trips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226196)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

i travel for work once a month, tops. my dick needs more strange than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226203)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Answer there is to frequent massage parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226217)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

usually can't nut inside them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226222)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Also -- whats the fucking point of fucking some chick you've fucked a million times, and who is now OLDER and MORE BLOWN OUT than before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226171)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

because you haven't seen her in years and need to nut so deep her husband tastes it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226189)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

This is a high scarcity non-chad mindset sir.

Note: If single, go for it. Jujst not good for cheatmoing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226201)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

being afraid of your gf/wife isn't a chad mindset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226206)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

touche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226207)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226602)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: green curious yarmulke voyeur

This is a very credited question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226404)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226571)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Maize aphrodisiac electric furnace church

sounds like you should make her a long-term side piece since your marriage is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226657)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226691)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226703)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Maize aphrodisiac electric furnace church

don't get caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226881)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: thriller ape field

fuck... I'm happily married, deeply love my wife, and that first paragraph is still very true. I didn't get the text during my rehearsal dinner, but she flew cross-country to see me in the first few months I was dating my now-wife. She emailed me her hotel name near SFO and room number. Started out flirty and sexy, but then the emails turned pathetic once she realized that I wasn't going to show up (which took an incredible amount of fortitude I'm still proud of years later). Being in bed (in the shower, on her parents' couch, in a conference room at work...) with her was off-the-charts electric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227024)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227322)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: thriller ape field

No contact is the only way to do it. We kept in touch loosely for a few years and I finally cut it off -- no good could come of it (other than maybe a naughty pic or two, rekindling memories, your having a "client meeting" all weekend for some reason...). Just have to cut it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227411)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Demanding Pozpig

Fuck, I had this a few years ago with a 19 yr old actress - she was batshit insane as well as shitlib but when we were together it was like nothing else mattered.

i knocked her up even tho she was on the pill and was prepared to leave the wife, but she had a miscarriage and it broke her and we split up.

really dodged that bullet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227434)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

It's women like that, when you're old and on your deathbed surrounded by family, whose memory will make you smile wide as the lights fade out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227453)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227461)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: Talented Useless Brakes

ty for telling this story. interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35232148)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227954)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Mustard very tactful sweet tailpipe idiot

cr. i imagine guys who have girlfriends on the side are either addicted to risk or are looking for an excuse to get out of the marriage. This excludes cultures in which this arrangement is tacitly accepted by wives, like blacks and italians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226892)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: medicated trip public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227073)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227334)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: thriller ape field

(my parents)

This seems to be more common than I would have expected for older dudes who have grown apart from their wives and have all this energy and time around retirement age but their wives have no libido or even the desire to entertain their shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227422)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Mustard very tactful sweet tailpipe idiot

Sorry to hear this. Have you talked to her? Sought counseling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227476)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227832)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie

and wasps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227988)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: fishy 180 lodge

this is retarded. you can only have a mistress if you're married - and most guys with mistresses have slampieces too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35320314)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: dun vivacious idea he suggested circlehead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226143)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: bateful drab school cafeteria

snapchat is confusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226144)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227991)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Mentally impaired brass cuckold

lol @ not being in asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226149)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Rules of Cheatmoing are SIMPLE gentlemen:

1) Never cheatmo with anyone who lives near you or runs in same circles as you

2) Give out FAKE NAME

3) Give out all fake contact info (phone #, social media, etc)

4) Give out fake personal details (eg. job, etc)

5) Keep it to ONE NIGHT STANDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226153)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

You don't need fake contact info if you're using snapchat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226169)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Deep boyish area really tough guy

no but you have to explain to your wife why the fuck you have snapchat installed on your phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226183)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

"I follow the National Geographic snap feed. Sometimes when I'm feeling like I'm trapped in my office for 14 hours straight, I like to watch pictures of the great outdoors for 10 seconds."

It's got content on it; it's not exclusively for dick pics anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226205)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Deep boyish area really tough guy

"honey, I'm using this to cheat on you and I'm too much of a lazy dumbfuck to even think of a good excuse to tell you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226235)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

If it's exclusively a cheating app for you, then turn off all alerts and hide in a "Law apps" folder where it will go unnoticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226252)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Deep boyish area really tough guy

the rush of panic every time she uses your phone because hers is in her purse or in the other room or whatever isn't worth it.

just get a burner phone, leave it in your office and call it a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226943)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35228002)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Deep boyish area really tough guy

also lol at having alerts that tell you a random slut you've been banging behind your wife's back just sent a pic of her butthold as a default setting that you manually have to go in and turn off.

I've said it before that all social media apps and google are actively trying to ruin ppls relationships. they probably view ppl who talk to each other and do things together irl rather than stare at their phones all day as a huge threat they need to take down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35233429)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: exhilarant fluffy piazza regret

(guy whose wife checks his phone apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226273)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: green curious yarmulke voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226408)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Deep boyish area really tough guy

(single guy who can't fathom a situation where a wife would ever look at her husband's phone)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227047)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: hairraiser navy parlor macaca

Things may have changed, but there are a few issues:

1) You sign up to snapchap with a phone number, which is linked to your account.

2) You need use a user name. If you use snapchat IRL you want your real name, so people IRL know who you are. This is a problem if you also use it for cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226185)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Yeah, your phone number is linked to your account. So what? This only matters if you start snapping terrorist threats or some shit. Nobody is about to subpoena snap to de-anonymize you over a fling.

DO NOT USE YOUR REAL NAME FOR YOUR SNAPCHAT NAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226198)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: amber passionate knife

boomers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226154)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Zippy appetizing box office ceo

The smartest and brightest ivy leagugers at the top of the FBI and DOJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226177)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: brilliant misunderstood trump supporter boistinker

who are we talking about here that did this? didn't see anything on the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226180)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/23/senators-want-doj-to-explain-delay-in-revealing-that-strzok-page-texts-were-missing.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226188)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Self-absorbed Windowlicker Half-breed

Particular when you know the law enforcement agency for which you work is SUPPOSED to be recording and preserving those texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226187)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Just as a guy who's litigated a few high dollar divorces in my day, I know that spurned lovers can be nasty and can/will subpoena your cell phone.

Working for the FBI makes this totally inexcusable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226240)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

no-fault divorce states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226246)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

http://www.divorcereality.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Fraud-Waste-Claims.pdf

All the money you spent on your side project has to be reimbursed to your spouse. They subpoena your phone ostensibly to discover how much you spent on your floozy, and also to make your kids hate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226267)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

if it's during the marriage then you could likewise claim all her hair appointments, nails, etc. were wasteful deletions of marital assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226277)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Ok, so that's how you get the family court judge to hate you and give the wife even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226285)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

recusal motion STAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226290)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Too late. Your kids now hate you because you skipped their school performance of Peter Pan to take some girl who's just a little older than them to a Michelin-star restaurant and "wreck havoc on [her] backdoor, rawdog".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226317)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

fuck those kids, i'll make new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226323)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

You're now the "weirdly old" dad who can't play sports with his son because his knees are worn out. On the plus side, wife #2 has fake boobs and started elementary school the same year you got your JD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226355)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226383)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: out-of-control abode

just cop HGH + Test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35320059)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

This is state by state. South Carolina specifically rejects this approach and values the marital estate on the date of filing with very few exceptions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226331)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Overrated mediation party of the first part

Signal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226274)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: green curious yarmulke voyeur

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226412)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Zippy appetizing box office ceo

Why would anyone here think that corrupt bureaucrats are competent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226283)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

To be totally fair, I'm not a cheatmo but I do divorce, if you utilize i-texts on your iphone, they are harder to find than you think. i-texts do not show up on your phone bill, and deleted texts are hard to recover on a phone, especially since anyone who is covering their tracks "loses" their phone when convenient. Your carrier does not have them backed up, or at least Verizon doesn't. There is a way to recover these texts through the cloud, but there is also a way to access your cloud for the purpose of deleting them (so I understand). The last case I had where I tried to recover texts, this was a problem and our expert could not recover them.

That doesn't even get into other services like WhatsUp or even Facebook, which are even harder to recover (or impossible) once a phone winds up on the bottom of a river after being deleted.

Straight up text messages are death, there are hard copies of records of exchanges and these are almost always recoverable from a smart phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226306)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

at-fault divorce must be fun. ever do your own PI work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226327)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

No but my two PIs are both fucking wildmen. I had one hanging from a Palmetto tree to get pictures of opposing side fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226340)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

i would hang with them on stakeouts for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226346)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

My social anxiety hurts just hearing what these guys do. My one PI will walk his dog through a neighborhood and interrogate anyone he sees about certain things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226357)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

South Carolina has a total statutory bar to alimony in the event adultery can be proven. Total bar with strong case law holding that it can't be made-up in property division. There are sometimes 7 figure sums riding on finding that proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226354)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

holy fuck. can i intern with your PIs to get my license? it's like you get paid to find golden egg porn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226393)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

These are cases that justify large attorneys fees. I'm working on one right now, husband pulls 250k a year, 20 year marriage, SAHM, only 300k mortgage with no other appreciable debt. I have Husband's case, and he's 45. He doesn't think that she's been cheating, but she had an affair 10 years ago and they've been miserable and sexless for a while. This is 3-5k per month in permanent alimony. However, if I find something - 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226416)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

permanent alimony is real? she's just too hopeless to ever work? he should retire and let the judge impute income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226422)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

Permanent periodic alimony, modifiable based upon change of income, terminates upon death, remarriage, or continued cohabitation of the supported ex-spouse.

You know what women who make good money in alimony don't do? They don't remarry, cohabitate, or ever die.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226436)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226450)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

Judge will certainly impute income to 250k, and set alimony to 3-5k, and if you don't pay it you go to JAIL. Fucking jail, no shit. This is serious business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226467)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Got damn alimony sucks. I'm glad we don't have it in Texas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226440)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Floppy puppy stead

If you were in CA, you could pay me to work under my license until you got your 6000hrs (4000 w/ JD). It's pretty much the route people have to go through here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227912)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

what's the 2k hour bump for jds? legal theory of spying on people? are you a lawyer and a pi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227922)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Floppy puppy stead

You just get 2k hours of credit to apply toward your license, a portion of the licensing exam is just understanding basic legal procedures. In CA just a PI. What most people do is pay an existing PI for 2 or 3 years to be their "qualified manager" and at the end of the time period get a sign off for their hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227962)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

This dude was using a Samsung S5. I totally agree that iMessages are better, and WhatsApp/FBook are even better still.

Snapchat and other self-destructing apps are still the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226333)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

your client has eros app and snapchat. no inferences allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226349)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Federal Stock Car Rehab

Pretty sure you can't get an adverse inference from snapchat.

I don't even know what eros is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226378)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night

a hooker review website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226396)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

Shit man, inference all day long, if they don't have the "thanks for the sex" text, it's pretty tough to prove that adultery.

Adultery can be hard as fuck to prove, it's usually the reckless and the unlucky who get busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Self-absorbed Windowlicker Half-breed

Can you even download WhatsApp and the like into a government phone? Id think they'd block random app downloads, especially for messaging apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226695)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

If you can make a woman's pussy feel like she's been eating pizza with tiny pizzas on it, what can't you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226700)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Histrionic Self-absorbed Windowlicker Half-breed

Whoa cr friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226707)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: green curious yarmulke voyeur

Why the fuck would you send txt messages thru your regular phone #?

Use apps like "Burner" or some shit that sends everything from a fake/alternative phone number and can be DELETED by just the press of a button.

When I was a ProsBro, I had Investigators tell me that they couldn't track the burner apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226424)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: mint national pervert

Tiger woods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227125)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed Skinny Woman

Brett Farve did it so you know you could

https://youtu.be/IRV5RLp6L1Q



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227400)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: frisky forum blood rage

Lol also from a work phone with 'retention' and foia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227654)