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If a container held ALL of your lifelong masterbatorial discharge, how large?

no need to account for evaporization
Lavender charismatic nursing home
  01/29/18
jfc
Hyperventilating stage
  05/22/18
10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautiou...
Irradiated magical pistol lettuce
  05/22/18
(job interview question)
embarrassed to the bone flirting set persian
  05/22/18
...
aphrodisiac black really tough guy
  07/23/18
literally zero
elite native juggernaut
  05/22/18
(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)
Hyperventilating stage
  05/22/18
...
rough-skinned carnelian whorehouse multi-billionaire
  05/22/18
...
maniacal twinkling uncleanness
  05/22/18
...
aphrodisiac black really tough guy
  07/23/18
We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5...
Irradiated magical pistol lettuce
  05/22/18
...
Lavender charismatic nursing home
  05/22/18
Where's the catch?
Cream Macaca
  05/22/18
Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 ...
Cream Macaca
  05/22/18
OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for ...
Lavender charismatic nursing home
  05/22/18
That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks p...
Cream Macaca
  05/22/18
Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel. ...
Lavender charismatic nursing home
  05/22/18
...
Ivory marvelous fat ankles jewess
  07/23/18
Not enough to satiate Peterman.
lime drunken library shitlib
  05/22/18
Does this include my anal ejaculate?
Shivering Area Friendly Grandma
  07/23/18
in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower dra...
unholy bearded laser beams
  07/23/18


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Date: January 29th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Lavender charismatic nursing home

no need to account for evaporization

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating stage

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Irradiated magical pistol lettuce

10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautious and say 200 gallons. I’ve definitely had 20 oz weeks but I’m confident that’s higher than my average week since I was 12 or whatever. Now you have me contemplating jizzing in an old tomato sauce jar for the next week to gauge my estimate.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone flirting set persian

(job interview question)

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black really tough guy



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: elite native juggernaut

literally zero

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating stage

(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned carnelian whorehouse multi-billionaire



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: maniacal twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black really tough guy



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Irradiated magical pistol lettuce

We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5 mL syringe to suck up each nut and fill our containers of our life's jizz. /Catholicism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105857)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Lavender charismatic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106451)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Cream Macaca

Where's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106507)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Cream Macaca

Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 teaspoons in one cup, 16 cups in a gallon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106491)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Lavender charismatic nursing home

OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for 20 years equals how many barrels? 55 gal = 1 bbl?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Cream Macaca

That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks per day. 7,300 days in 20 years, divided by 16 is 465 cups of man chowder in that span of time, which works out to 29 gallons. Does that math check out?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Lavender charismatic nursing home

Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel.

guess I had better get back to jerking off. I'm closer to 3/4 a barrel given my age.

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Ivory marvelous fat ankles jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482560)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: lime drunken library shitlib

Not enough to satiate Peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Shivering Area Friendly Grandma

Does this include my anal ejaculate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482588)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: unholy bearded laser beams

in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower drain every single day. One time it started to clog up, so I fished a coathanger into it, and pulled out a 2 foot long clump of semen and hair, all stuck together. It was probably a few pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482636)