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Carson Wentz dumps old GF, gets new GF and gets engaged

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5359473/Eagles-quart...
bateful pocket flask
  02/06/18
http://www.justjared.com/2017/11/19/carson-wentzs-girlfriend...
bateful pocket flask
  02/06/18
justjared.com may not have the best reporters
Hairraiser Flatulent Forum
  02/06/18
Exes last insta post with him is in February 2017. Impressiv...
Thriller kitty cat
  02/06/18
ex was cuter http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/0...
Emerald Stage Faggotry
  02/07/18
why do we care again?
Clear School Cafeteria
  02/06/18
U mad this poast gained traction
bateful pocket flask
  02/06/18
Picture of wentz' ex https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc5xOtTH...
bateful pocket flask
  02/06/18
Ha! "Boohoo, I didn't get to marry an NFL quarterback t...
trip rehab
  02/06/18
to be fair, for a chick that's like going from being on the ...
Onyx Crotch
  02/06/18
It's much worse than that -- an almost indescribable fall in...
laughsome background story pervert
  02/06/18
CR. but most of all, it sucks for any guy she dates after th...
Emerald Stage Faggotry
  02/07/18
Lmao For a woman that's like actually being drafted then pu...
stimulating french field newt
  02/07/18
cr
Cerebral honey-headed reading party blood rage
  02/07/18
time 2 catch her on the rebound
boyish irate theater stage
  02/06/18
holy proley
Contagious insanely creepy private investor
  02/06/18
...
dark bearded sex offender
  02/07/18
adorable
crusty odious gas station trump supporter
  02/06/18
if that's the best Carson Wentz can do, what hope is there f...
Rough-skinned principal's office codepig
  02/06/18
She's very pretty
bateful pocket flask
  02/06/18
both these girls are cute in a high school sweet heart sort ...
Clear School Cafeteria
  02/06/18
I'm kidding. She is perfectly cute. But I assumed he dumpe...
Rough-skinned principal's office codepig
  02/06/18
yeah, i was about to say that he made a pretty lateral move
Onyx Crotch
  02/06/18
hie to Russia
disrespectful sanctuary
  02/06/18
this is a joke right? dude is a tall non ugly white milliona...
Chocolate Duck-like Native Indirect Expression
  02/06/18
damn wentz is also a religiotard?
floppy poppy dilemma
  02/06/18
YUGE and fuck you for appending "tard"
Soul-stirring grizzly yarmulke indian lodge
  02/06/18
most of the key players on the eagles seem to be. did any of...
Emerald Stage Faggotry
  02/07/18
The new-gf is only 21. Younger and prettier than his ex, who...
Low-t autistic giraffe range
  02/06/18
>> Also, seems like an incredibly bad idea for a 25 ye...
Onyx Crotch
  02/06/18
he probably does. and maybe she's as religious as he is and ...
Low-t autistic giraffe range
  02/06/18
i think you might be right. the engagement happened so quick...
Emerald Stage Faggotry
  02/07/18
cr there had to be some 19 year olds on that mission trip
boyish irate theater stage
  02/06/18
...
Low-t autistic giraffe range
  02/06/18
...
Emerald Stage Faggotry
  02/07/18
I find the ex better looking personally. Hopefully the new o...
Apoplectic motley stage
  02/06/18
or to go to Haiti
arrogant hell preventive strike
  07/16/18
Isn't there an NFL rule saying he has to date at least one b...
180 hyperventilating laser beams mad cow disease
  02/06/18
the Coon-y Rule?
Onyx Crotch
  02/06/18
179
Razzle-dazzle space
  02/06/18
Just bang
Rough-skinned principal's office codepig
  02/06/18
he's got a thing for NORDIC girls
Marvelous flushed rigor
  02/06/18
was thinking the same thing. can't blame the man. the ex-gf ...
Low-t autistic giraffe range
  02/06/18
You guys don't deserve to breathe the same air as Wentz. I p...
Apoplectic motley stage
  02/06/18
cot damn, did we just become best friends??
Onyx Crotch
  02/06/18
I think so man, I think so. I'm a yuge NFL-mo (at least a yu...
Apoplectic motley stage
  02/06/18
let's just bond over our mutual hatred for Brady/Belicheat/P...
Onyx Crotch
  02/06/18
could be a closet fag. remember when he was a rookie and he ...
Low-t autistic giraffe range
  02/06/18
Yes, I do. And that is actually funny. Well done.
Apoplectic motley stage
  02/06/18
LOL @ "no, i'm not making a peterman joke"
gold point
  02/06/18
come on. there's a 100% chance he's a fag.
Cerise Deep Chapel Hominid
  02/07/18
So of the hugging in the photos is a devastating indictment
stimulating french field newt
  02/07/18
Will bet you 1 eth he’s not. You know what to do. Go find ou...
Apoplectic motley stage
  02/07/18
She's fat. IDK if she doesn't start exercising and eating ...
Pink spot
  02/06/18
...
bateful pocket flask
  02/06/18
He.... could do better
Fragrant stead
  02/06/18
jfc...what a shitty move. At least, the ex was a CGWBT kind ...
Vivacious territorial menage
  02/06/18
His old GF was hotter
Harsh submissive temple
  02/06/18
I agree
bateful pocket flask
  02/07/18
...
Vivacious territorial menage
  02/07/18
Jfc I feel bad for his ex she's probably gonna end up with a...
bateful pocket flask
  02/07/18
she probably started to get entitled and bitching at him for...
Low-t autistic giraffe range
  02/07/18
she def got too comfortable and naggy, taking her position f...
Sienna self-centered location
  02/07/18
...
ivory concupiscible theatre internal respiration
  02/07/18
Damn wasn't even thinking about her future husband
Onyx Crotch
  02/07/18
(Every chad on earth)
boyish irate theater stage
  02/07/18
that yuge ginger is a big time gork
blue adulterous corn cake
  02/07/18
...
ivory concupiscible theatre internal respiration
  02/07/18
Chances as a Christian bro he’s fucked either of them?
Massive stirring heaven
  02/07/18
95% he may be christian but he's only human. he also s...
Emerald Stage Faggotry
  02/07/18
Eagles!!!
fluffy dull wagecucks meetinghouse
  02/07/18
...
bateful pocket flask
  02/07/18
Knocked her up
Fighting Razzmatazz Mediation
  02/07/18
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfMVo8ogEH3/
Apoplectic motley stage
  02/14/18
180 as fuck.
Low-t autistic giraffe range
  02/14/18
People have an instinctual dislike response to Wentz because...
Apoplectic motley stage
  02/16/18
180 million
Onyx Crotch
  02/16/18
180. Also, https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd81sxVA9nj/
Galvanic Office
  02/16/18
Bro I really just wanna show up to his South Jersey farm wit...
Apoplectic motley stage
  02/16/18
I'll bring my Remington and my GSP and we'll make a day of i...
Galvanic Office
  02/16/18
3 months after surgery, already putting weight on the knee a...
Apoplectic motley stage
  03/20/18
Married this weekend https://nypost.com/2018/07/16/eagle...
soggy death wish box office
  07/16/18
Not sure why these pro athletes get married during their pla...
Naked internet-worthy mental disorder station
  07/16/18


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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: bateful pocket flask

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5359473/Eagles-quarterback-Carson-Wentz-proposes-girlfriend.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339716)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: bateful pocket flask

http://www.justjared.com/2017/11/19/carson-wentzs-girlfriend-melissa-uhrich-is-his-high-school-sweetheart/

This article from two months ago still had him with his ex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339725)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flatulent Forum

justjared.com may not have the best reporters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339740)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Thriller kitty cat

Exes last insta post with him is in February 2017. Impressive turnaround!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35342452)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Emerald Stage Faggotry

ex was cuter

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Carson-Wentz-girlfriend-Melissa-Uhrich-images.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/875428938205417472/cEklAztd_400x400.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35347732)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Clear School Cafeteria

why do we care again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339728)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: bateful pocket flask

U mad this poast gained traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35340681)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: bateful pocket flask

Picture of wentz' ex

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc5xOtTH2mf/?hl=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339733)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: trip rehab

Ha! "Boohoo, I didn't get to marry an NFL quarterback this year so I hope next year is better!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339813)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Onyx Crotch

to be fair, for a chick that's like going from being on the cusp of V10 partnership to hanging a shingle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339821)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: laughsome background story pervert

It's much worse than that -- an almost indescribable fall in status, prestige, and money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35342486)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Emerald Stage Faggotry

CR. but most of all, it sucks for any guy she dates after this. he'll never measure up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35347747)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:06 AM
Author: stimulating french field newt

Lmao

For a woman that's like actually being drafted then pulling a hamstring before the season and having to work at best buy to make ends meet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344568)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Cerebral honey-headed reading party blood rage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35350388)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: boyish irate theater stage

time 2 catch her on the rebound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339843)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Contagious insanely creepy private investor

holy proley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339939)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:16 AM
Author: dark bearded sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344956)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: crusty odious gas station trump supporter

adorable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35340782)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned principal's office codepig

if that's the best Carson Wentz can do, what hope is there for everyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339735)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: bateful pocket flask

She's very pretty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339738)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Clear School Cafeteria

both these girls are cute in a high school sweet heart sort of way. probably not a bad result for a religious bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339745)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned principal's office codepig

I'm kidding. She is perfectly cute. But I assumed he dumped his actual hs sweetheart for a substantial upgrade looks wise....guess I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339755)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Onyx Crotch

yeah, i was about to say that he made a pretty lateral move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339773)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: disrespectful sanctuary

hie to Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339753)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Chocolate Duck-like Native Indirect Expression

this is a joke right? dude is a tall non ugly white millionaire quarterback why does he have all these associations with basic bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339787)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: floppy poppy dilemma

damn wentz is also a religiotard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339750)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring grizzly yarmulke indian lodge

YUGE

and fuck you for appending "tard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339794)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Emerald Stage Faggotry

most of the key players on the eagles seem to be. did any of them not thank their "Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" TM post Super Bowl?

and the few Eagles that aren't proselytizing are busy being BLM spokesmen like Malcolm Jenkins and Chris Long.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35347768)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Low-t autistic giraffe range

The new-gf is only 21. Younger and prettier than his ex, whom he went to HS with.

Apparently he went on a mission trip to Haiti with the new-gf last May, who worked as an intern for the mission organization, but it's unknown if he met her there or if they were already together at that point.

Would be kind of funny if he ended up cheating on his gf during a church mission trip.

Also, seems like an incredibly bad idea for a 25 year old star quarterback making millions per year to get betrothed to a 21 year old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339797)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Onyx Crotch

>> Also, seems like an incredibly bad idea for a 25 year old star quarterback making millions per year to get betrothed to a 21 year old. <<

agreed, unless he really wants to start having a big family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339815)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Low-t autistic giraffe range

he probably does. and maybe she's as religious as he is and it will work out. seems like a bad risk to take, though. high probability you are signing away half of you hundreds of millions of dollar fortune to a 21 year-old co-ed from missouri southern state university.

deep down, it psychologically may have been a way to fill the hole from missing out on his team's super bowl win -- he wanted to replace it with another big moment in his life, feel some happiness, and regain some attention. just a thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339850)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Emerald Stage Faggotry

i think you might be right. the engagement happened so quickly - both in terms of their courtship and time since the super bowl. even the British royals have a longer mandatory waiting period between such big events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35347791)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: boyish irate theater stage

cr there had to be some 19 year olds on that mission trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339826)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Low-t autistic giraffe range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339853)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Emerald Stage Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35347796)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

I find the ex better looking personally. Hopefully the new one can afford invisalign now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339867)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: arrogant hell preventive strike

or to go to Haiti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#36437384)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: 180 hyperventilating laser beams mad cow disease

Isn't there an NFL rule saying he has to date at least one black girl before choosing a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339827)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Onyx Crotch

the Coon-y Rule?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339832)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle space

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35342609)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned principal's office codepig

Just bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339838)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Marvelous flushed rigor

he's got a thing for NORDIC girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339841)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Low-t autistic giraffe range

was thinking the same thing. can't blame the man. the ex-gf had brown eyes though. probably was the dealbreaker in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339864)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

You guys don't deserve to breathe the same air as Wentz. I probably don't either. He's top .01% athlete and a better man than all of us.

Seriously though, they're both cute and nothing he did here was "wrong." Only thing that would make me angry was if he was a closet fag, or he wore Uggs, or walked out on his pregnant fiance, or raped a college girl in a bar bathroom. Need I go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339861)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Onyx Crotch

cot damn, did we just become best friends??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339868)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

I think so man, I think so. I'm a yuge NFL-mo (at least a yuge Eagles-mo) though so we might have to avoid discussing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339882)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Onyx Crotch

let's just bond over our mutual hatred for Brady/Belicheat/Pats/Kraft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339886)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Low-t autistic giraffe range

could be a closet fag. remember when he was a rookie and he got locked in a truck stop bathroom?

no, i'm not making a peterman joke; this really happened.

made me raise my eyebrows...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339872)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

Yes, I do. And that is actually funny. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339885)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: gold point

LOL @ "no, i'm not making a peterman joke"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339937)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: Cerise Deep Chapel Hominid

come on. there's a 100% chance he's a fag.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344940)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:55 AM
Author: stimulating french field newt

So of the hugging in the photos is a devastating indictment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344944)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

Will bet you 1 eth he’s not. You know what to do. Go find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344950)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Pink spot

She's fat.

IDK if she doesn't start exercising and eating better she's going to blow up and be a fat cow in just a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35339930)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: bateful pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35340653)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Fragrant stead

He.... could do better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35340750)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Vivacious territorial menage

jfc...what a shitty move. At least, the ex was a CGWBT kind of chick that would be happy with moving out to are country after Wentz's retirement. Either go full blown copping a bimbo or go with the HS sweetheart. Not this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35340973)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Harsh submissive temple

His old GF was hotter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35342637)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 1:54 AM
Author: bateful pocket flask

I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344503)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Vivacious territorial menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35347681)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: bateful pocket flask

Jfc I feel bad for his ex she's probably gonna end up with a biglaw partner now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344572)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Low-t autistic giraffe range

she probably started to get entitled and bitching at him for putting so many hours and obsession into his tens of millions of dollars per year career and demanded more attention.

and she wasn't that good looking. what could she offer that was remotely close to what he offered, that he couldn't easily get in 5 minutes elsewhere?

granted, i don't know this for a fact; just conjecture based on her interview about how much he works & previous observations of women. plus, she has brown eyes. the new gf is younger with blue eyes while otherwise fairly similar in appearance. younger blue eyed gf with an elementary education degree wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344612)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:51 AM
Author: Sienna self-centered location

she def got too comfortable and naggy, taking her position for granted. she'll live in regret for the rest of her life. LJL at her future husband, who will always be a runner up trophy and who she will never truly love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344942)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:10 AM
Author: ivory concupiscible theatre internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35344949)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Onyx Crotch

Damn wasn't even thinking about her future husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35345092)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: boyish irate theater stage

(Every chad on earth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35345127)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: blue adulterous corn cake

that yuge ginger is a big time gork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35345110)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: ivory concupiscible theatre internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35345124)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Massive stirring heaven

Chances as a Christian bro he’s fucked either of them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35345129)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Emerald Stage Faggotry

95%

he may be christian but he's only human.

he also supposedly had a lot of fratty "homophobic" jokes on his twitter, which he immediately deleted after being drafted. so, i think he's as much of an alpha football QB chad as he is a devout christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35347812)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: fluffy dull wagecucks meetinghouse

Eagles!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35346245)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: bateful pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35350353)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Fighting Razzmatazz Mediation

Knocked her up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35350378)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfMVo8ogEH3/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35405449)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Low-t autistic giraffe range

180 as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35405542)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

People have an instinctual dislike response to Wentz because a) religion and b) Eagles, but he's an unmitigated 180 person, player, athlete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35416034)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Onyx Crotch

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35416039)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Galvanic Office

180.

Also, https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd81sxVA9nj/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35416056)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

Bro I really just wanna show up to his South Jersey farm with my yellow lab and Browning semi and be like hey man let's go shoot some/the shit. I mean Dom the Eagles security guy would probably be on me in seconds but I think Carson would be cool with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35416076)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Galvanic Office

I'll bring my Remington and my GSP and we'll make a day of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35416189)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic motley stage

3 months after surgery, already putting weight on the knee and throwing dimes. No need for the brace off the field with cute cheerful fiance.

LIBS still MAF

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/975754980253749249

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgjWe7chVtB/g



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#35645477)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: soggy death wish box office

Married this weekend

https://nypost.com/2018/07/16/eagles-star-carson-wentz-was-not-engaged-long/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#36437350)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Naked internet-worthy mental disorder station

Not sure why these pro athletes get married during their playing career...like, what's the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3885073&forum_id=2#36437422)