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MND/TMF bought a house next to train tracks for 700k? actual lmao

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irl john rocker
  02/08/18
also appears to be an exxon valdez situation in the backyard
old hobo
  02/08/18
lmao and fox hives everywhere
irl john rocker
  02/08/18
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Missile Purchase Agreement
  02/08/18
Yeah, turns out it was used as a gas station before.
TM..,..;;.
  02/12/18
lol wut
spin, ratfucks
  02/12/18
Yeah. Did I not mention that?
TM..,..;;.
  02/12/18
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.,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  02/12/18
lol jfc
spin, ratfucks
  02/13/18
Yeah the garage is actually the booth.
TM..,..;;.
  02/13/18
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irl john rocker
  02/13/18
It is actually one of those container homes. So like the bo...
TM..,..;;.
  02/13/18
Rome was not built in a day. One does not get to multiple pr...
purveyor of filth
  02/08/18
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irl john rocker
  02/08/18
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longwangpoontang
  02/09/18
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google starbucks
  02/09/18
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Non sequitur
  02/12/18
link?
a great pussy
  02/08/18
lol vat? I guess it is close to commuter rail.
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
I think it was described as adjacent to a commuter rail park...
N904PD
  02/08/18
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old hobo
  02/08/18
It is absolutely not near a commuter rail parking lot.
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
Tip: when trying to sell this house donít let Mandy to talk ...
N904PD
  02/08/18
As if you guys have to tell me that.
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
yeah also known as a train
irl john rocker
  02/08/18
Zis bad?
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
Yes
Everything is Flame
  02/08/18
Explain.
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
Houses near train tracks are worth less and appreciate less ...
Everything is Flame
  02/08/18
The tracks aren't that close (maybe a block away?), they're ...
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
would pay money to see the train smash their pack of shitpit...
Ed Hendrick
  02/08/18
cr!
jerold
  02/08/18
No! They make train regret it messed vith them!
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
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,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,.,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
  02/12/18
Is it near a rail crossing?
[_____Sign Here____]
  02/08/18
Not a crossing. Train is elevated and runs on a bridge over...
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
South Orange is a great town.
a great pussy
  02/08/18
Kearny, actually...
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
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a great pussy
  02/08/18
I see. Is a crossing nearby? I only ask because I had a rent...
[_____Sign Here____]
  02/08/18
I don't believe so. This isn't a commercial rail line but r...
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
Would you say they live on the wrong side of tracks?
Earl and Zozo's backslash: Both load bearing
  02/08/18
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jared kushner
  02/08/18
We are LITERALLY on the wrong side of the tracks and the wro...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  02/08/18
No, right side of the main road.
TM..,..;;.
  02/09/18
ljl
total cleveland communism
  02/08/18
?
TM..,..;;.
  02/08/18
Why only $700k? How old were you when you bought it?
imanxoxoposter
  02/12/18
i am shocked that fulano hasn't popped up in this thread to ...
I have this idea, and its to make you feel good
  02/12/18
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TM..,..;;.
  02/12/18
living near electric trains is underrated there is a actuall...
I said RESEMBLE monkeys
  02/12/18
Gulag memories run deep and for generations.
dirte
  02/13/18
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TM..,..;;.
  02/13/18
It actually fell through because they did not accept our ver...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  03/06/18
(((tmf and mnd))) pwned
old hobo
  03/06/18
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TM..,..;;.
  03/06/18
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.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  03/06/18
how low was the appraisal in $/% terms?
bowlcut autist
  03/06/18
Dont understand the question. As a percentage of sales price...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  03/06/18
Sucks. 4 bedroom house up the street from me just went on t...
a great pussy
  03/06/18
I guess I'll have to get better at soccer.
TM..,..;;.
  03/07/18
Do you know what a 4 bedroom house costs in a nice NJ suburb...
a great pussy
  03/06/18
I mean, the appraisal is what it is. How many tens of thousa...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  03/06/18
lol what kind of trash attorney agreed to do the closing for...
a great pussy
  03/06/18
Total was $1400 as I recall. He pro rated the price because ...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  03/06/18
Sounds like a good dude.
a great pussy
  03/06/18


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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:25 AM
Author: irl john rocker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35353833)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:25 AM
Author: old hobo (ggtp)

also appears to be an exxon valdez situation in the backyard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35353834)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: irl john rocker

lmao and fox hives everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35353838)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Missile Purchase Agreement



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35360269)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

Yeah, turns out it was used as a gas station before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389508)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: spin, ratfucks

lol wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389607)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

Yeah. Did I not mention that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389726)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: .,.,;,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389769)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: spin, ratfucks

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35390129)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

Yeah the garage is actually the booth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35390481)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: irl john rocker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35390964)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

It is actually one of those container homes. So like the booth became the garage and they stacked several shipping containers on top of each other and made the house!

I mean, what did you expect for the price?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35391928)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:33 AM
Author: purveyor of filth

Rome was not built in a day. One does not get to multiple properties without ...LMAO, train tracks? Really? Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35353859)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: irl john rocker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35353873)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: longwangpoontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35361748)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: google starbucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35361751)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389565)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: a great pussy (bloodacre)

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35353893)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

lol vat? I guess it is close to commuter rail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35353987)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: N904PD

I think it was described as adjacent to a commuter rail parking lot...could be a big lot tho!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35353998)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: old hobo (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354008)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

It is absolutely not near a commuter rail parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354034)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: N904PD

Tip: when trying to sell this house donít let Mandy to talk to the prospective buyers:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3867856&forum_id=2#35217202

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354117)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

As if you guys have to tell me that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354129)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: irl john rocker

yeah also known as a train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354021)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

Zis bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354035)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Everything is Flame

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354051)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354060)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: Everything is Flame

Houses near train tracks are worth less and appreciate less quickly. Whether you can hear the train or not, potential buyers will be concerned that they will be able to hear it. Also, people with kids (a huge percentage of home buyers) donít want their kids playing on or near the tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354087)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

The tracks aren't that close (maybe a block away?), they're raised and we need to be close to commuter rail anyway. This isn't a "my 3-year-old went outside and ran on the tracks" or "my dog ran outside and got hit by a train" situation.

There are a bunch of houses much more expensive than mine actually on the tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354108)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Ed Hendrick (+)

would pay money to see the train smash their pack of shitpits all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354019)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: jerold

cr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354024)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

No! They make train regret it messed vith them!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354036)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,.,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389746)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

Is it near a rail crossing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354400)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

Not a crossing. Train is elevated and runs on a bridge over a street about a block away. You would have to really try to get hit by it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354449)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: a great pussy (bloodacre)

South Orange is a great town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354485)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

Kearny, actually...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354504)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: a great pussy (bloodacre)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354508)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

I see. Is a crossing nearby? I only ask because I had a rental property about 1 mile or so from a rail crossing, and you could hear the horn blast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354570)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

I don't believe so. This isn't a commercial rail line but rather commuter rail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354602)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Earl and Zozo's backslash: Both load bearing

Would you say they live on the wrong side of tracks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354461)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: jared kushner (Straight to the Moon!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354597)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

We are LITERALLY on the wrong side of the tracks and the wrong side of the main road and bordering the wrong neighborhood on the wrong side of our neighborhood.

It's a really good value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35360267)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

No, right side of the main road.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35361744)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: total cleveland communism (u$po)

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354464)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35354604)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: imanxoxoposter

Why only $700k?

How old were you when you bought it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35388776)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: I have this idea, and its to make you feel good

i am shocked that fulano hasn't popped up in this thread to lol @ TMF/MND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389558)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389573)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: I said RESEMBLE monkeys

living near electric trains is underrated there is a actually a rule in the National Electric Code against hooking your house up to the train's power system. so it must've happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35389597)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:20 AM
Author: dirte

Gulag memories run deep and for generations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35390971)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35397238)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

It actually fell through because they did not accept our very generous cash above appraisal value offer. Dem rail road track houses dont come cheap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35549859)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: old hobo (ggtp)

(((tmf and mnd))) pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35549862)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35549866)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35549881)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

how low was the appraisal in $/% terms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35549982)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

Dont understand the question. As a percentage of sales price? Appraisal was expected to be about 7% below contract price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35550046)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: a great pussy (bloodacre)

Sucks. 4 bedroom house up the street from me just went on the market. Listed at $699k. How 180 if we were neighbors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35550002)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: TM..,..;;.

I guess I'll have to get better at soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35551407)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: a great pussy (bloodacre)

Do you know what a 4 bedroom house costs in a nice NJ suburb that has a commuter station in it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35549898)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

I mean, the appraisal is what it is. How many tens of thousands above appraisal are people going to go? I am not comfortable playing that game. We waled away having spent ~$300 in attorneys fees. I would not throw more money at that transaction with uncooperative sellers. They also removed the clause about oil tank removal from the sales contract. And these were clauses we had already negotiated and agreed upon. They just used attorney review to completely change the contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35550055)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: a great pussy (bloodacre)

lol what kind of trash attorney agreed to do the closing for $300?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35550672)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

Total was $1400 as I recall. He pro rated the price because the deal never went forward. Our attorney is the most 180 real estate attorney alive, predicted every issue and was right about what the sellers would do 100% of the time. Seriously I cannot say enough good things about this guy.

And yes, he could have charged us full price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35550682)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: a great pussy (bloodacre)

Sounds like a good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886815&forum_id=2#35550689)