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Here are a couple poems i wrote in 1995. lol i found them cleaning up.
| Umber degenerate | 02/18/18 |
| stirring jew halford | 02/18/18 |
| disrespectful church building | 02/18/18 |
| bossy bat shit crazy menage | 02/18/18 |
| Garnet Crawly Becky | 02/18/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/18/18 |
| bossy bat shit crazy menage | 02/18/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/18/18 |
| Exhilarant lavender location incel | 02/18/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/18/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/18/18 |
| Milky pistol electric furnace | 02/19/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/19/18 |
| Sick Box Office Rigpig | 02/19/18 |
| irradiated alcoholic locus main people | 02/19/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/19/18 |
| Milky pistol electric furnace | 02/19/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/19/18 |
| Dashing Gunner Mother | 02/19/18 |
| contagious tanning salon | 02/19/18 |
| Swashbuckling pearly ape | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night | 03/02/18 |
| trip costumed shrine round eye | 04/24/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 04/24/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/19/18 |
| Impertinent friendly grandma | 02/19/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/19/18 |
| fragrant outnumbered sound barrier hospital | 02/19/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/19/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/20/18 |
| Swashbuckling pearly ape | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/20/18 |
| Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night | 03/02/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/02/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/20/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/26/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/27/18 |
| Exciting Rambunctious Athletic Conference National Security Agency | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| Wine chapel | 02/28/18 |
| elite coiffed half-breed | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| excitant ruddy pisswyrm | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| comical hateful address | 02/28/18 |
| curious genital piercing quadroon | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| soul-stirring sadistic native fanboi | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| comical hateful address | 02/28/18 |
| excitant ruddy pisswyrm | 02/28/18 |
| Self-absorbed Range | 02/28/18 |
| Vermilion tank | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| Vigorous Orange School | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 02/28/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/01/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/01/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/02/18 |
| Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night | 03/02/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/02/18 |
| Pontificating bateful faggotry | 03/02/18 |
| Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night | 03/02/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/02/18 |
| aphrodisiac misunderstood plaza people who are hurt | 03/02/18 |
| Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night | 03/03/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/03/18 |
| Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night | 03/03/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/03/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/03/18 |
| charismatic parlour | 03/03/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/05/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/20/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/20/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/20/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/26/18 |
| Umber degenerate | 03/26/18 |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Umber degenerate
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: stirring jew halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430824) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: disrespectful church building i am embarrassed having read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430825) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: bossy bat shit crazy menage you were like 27 back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430826) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Garnet Crawly Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430828) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Umber degenerate 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430830) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: bossy bat shit crazy menage you'd be a black great grandfather by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430836) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Umber degenerate cr. I am living like someone in the future w a 200 year lifespan. Gotta cut that shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Exhilarant lavender location incel It's word for water is diminishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430866) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Umber degenerate I remember i really liked that line. something like that was a logical conclusion for the idea that rocks get broken up over time. So what would happen to the key inside. lol at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430887) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430947) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Milky pistol electric furnace This one is the best. The first one would be good if it started with the word "Olympian" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435803) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Umber degenerate haha yeah. I guess so. I have more ... not with me, but at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435811) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Sick Box Office Rigpig I like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435810) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: irradiated alcoholic locus main people Interesting - I didn't mind the first two but this one is a little too kitschy.
And now you're a shitlawyer? |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Umber degenerate Yep, lawyer now.
I know--its funny that you say that about this one. Bros who aren't "into" poems generally like this one--which I wrote like I was doing a crossword puzzle, counting out syllables only. It also has some humor, which some of my poems of the time lacked. This was one of my earliest efforts. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:42 AM Author: Milky pistol electric furnace Trying to make it look like a slug is a little much, but you were 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435851) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Umber degenerate lol yeah. heh. I was intimidated by any strict form but I was drawn to the discipline or puzzle aspect of it so I figured I would try something I thought would be easy. easier than a sonnet at least. Although even w sonnets, the more you practice, the better you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435865) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Dashing Gunner Mother lol that’s actually pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435839) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: contagious tanning salon i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435917) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:30 AM Author: Swashbuckling pearly ape The others were terrible, this one is 180 (although the jury's out on whether the reason it's 180 are unintentional) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504291) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Umber degenerate Eh half of why any poem works is in the end unintentional, fortuitous meteor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504634) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night okay that one was fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519367) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: trip costumed shrine round eye this was good, spaceporn. repoast it, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35910657) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Umber degenerate I aim to please. imgurs giving me trouble right now but I will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35911064) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435782) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Impertinent friendly grandma beautiful. thanks for sharing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435828) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:40 AM Author: Umber degenerate tyty
Maybe I'll put up some more, from when I was in my late 20s. I'll keep them in this thread so as not to annoy the fuck out of people who don't care.
I wont put up any I actually published, for fear of getting outted by some doobs. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: fragrant outnumbered sound barrier hospital Great writing for a small child! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435848) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Umber degenerate I know, rite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435866) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443646) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:32 AM Author: Swashbuckling pearly ape Wily niggers indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504292) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Umber degenerate 180. I saw that too! Lol I knew what's up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504598) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night You published them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519363) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Umber degenerate yeah, sorry to say--some of them I did, here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519382) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35445840) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35491534) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Umber degenerate Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35497325) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:51 AM Author: Exciting Rambunctious Athletic Conference National Security Agency is there any money anymore in poetry? like fellowships or grants or prizes and so on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504306) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Umber degenerate I guess. I know a few poets--most of them are hooked up with universities as teachers, or the spouse makes the money, or there's a trust fund, or some combination of all three. There's usually $5K here and there in prize money those guys occasionally pick up every couple of years. Def not something you can raise a family on though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504729) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:25 AM Author: Wine chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504289) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: elite coiffed half-breed i get embarrassed reading people's poems about 99% of the time. this is no exception. |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: Umber degenerate Yeah, same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504548) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:29 AM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504537) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: excitant ruddy pisswyrm man these are bad, but i dont like poetry generally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Umber degenerate Time well spent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504601) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: comical hateful address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504562) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: curious genital piercing quadroon Literally shuddered reading these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504605) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Umber degenerate Honestly, the average for most people "in" to writing poetry is WAY worse. Not praising myself, just keeping it real. Go to any open mic night. Holy fuck. Bunch of retards. Same goes for most schools lit mags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504667) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: soul-stirring sadistic native fanboi Screw the haters. We've seen those clowns struggle to string together a few coherent sentences. These are really good for an amateur writer. Great command of language, nice imagery, fun rhythm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504698) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: Umber degenerate Thanks man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504714) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: comical hateful address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504718) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: excitant ruddy pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504723) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Self-absorbed Range cr. lmao at LathamTouchedMe trying to get some dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509625) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Vermilion tank This sounds right. The slug one is ok tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509649) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Umber degenerate Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509612) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Vigorous Orange School Love poem is verbatim third eye blind lyrics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509651) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Umber degenerate When i was in hs spanish class i told a dude i was an awesome poet and i wrote out the lyrics to john lennon's images of broken light song and passed it to him and he read it and nodded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516814) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Umber degenerate http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3907655&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516854) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Umber degenerate after a certain point humanities academics becomes less about how much you know or how talented you are and more about how gay-sexy you can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519351) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:03 AM Author: Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night It's about a small failure = "you have not failed at anything colossal"
Way to turn text into subtext, spaceporn. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: Umber degenerate nah I just cut out the title for obvious reasons and wanted to be clear what the poem was about, notwitstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Pontificating bateful faggotry 140 IQ, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519355) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night You should use more pronouns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Umber degenerate Yeah I was on a "second person" "you" kick for a long time. I don't know--it just had that "talking to myself" quality that I liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519369) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:55 AM Author: aphrodisiac misunderstood plaza people who are hurt 100% of poetry is faggot. this is no different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519645) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:58 AM Author: Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526497) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:08 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526545) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:10 PM Author: Citrine fiercely-loyal queen of the night GIRLS ARE SMILING FROM ESCALATORS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526551) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526563) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526574) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:19 PM Author: charismatic parlour Ah, poesy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526583) |
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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35537867) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643966) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:23 AM Author: Umber degenerate abandoned this too early--seems like only a start. What a lazy bastard I was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643994) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643971) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691483) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Umber degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691528) |