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Here are a couple poems i wrote in 1995. lol i found them cleaning up.
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/18/18 |
| chartreuse frisky preventive strike crackhouse | 02/18/18 |
| Hateful range | 02/18/18 |
| gold crotch lay | 02/18/18 |
| demanding coffee pot | 02/18/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/18/18 |
| gold crotch lay | 02/18/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/18/18 |
| Bearded Exhilarant Stage | 02/18/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/18/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/18/18 |
| vigorous pisswyrm tank | 02/19/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/19/18 |
| bearded excitant hall stock car | 02/19/18 |
| high-end wonderful yarmulke nursing home | 02/19/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/19/18 |
| vigorous pisswyrm tank | 02/19/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/19/18 |
| Unhinged Razzle Address Weed Whacker | 02/19/18 |
| Electric point voyeur | 02/19/18 |
| overrated swashbuckling brethren | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| Smoky Doctorate | 03/02/18 |
| Vivacious alcoholic goal in life spot | 04/24/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 04/24/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/19/18 |
| laughsome hairless ceo | 02/19/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/19/18 |
| Motley Orange Really Tough Guy | 02/19/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/19/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/20/18 |
| overrated swashbuckling brethren | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/20/18 |
| Smoky Doctorate | 03/02/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/02/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/20/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/26/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/27/18 |
| Indecent Pea-brained Hissy Fit | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| racy brass property elastic band | 02/28/18 |
| Beta Church | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| Spectacular flatulent senate sandwich | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| Floppy haunted graveyard | 02/28/18 |
| Tantric khaki ladyboy personal credit line | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| Drunken anal pozpig faggotry | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| Floppy haunted graveyard | 02/28/18 |
| Spectacular flatulent senate sandwich | 02/28/18 |
| Massive Parlour | 02/28/18 |
| Marvelous chapel | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| self-absorbed olive lodge nibblets | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 02/28/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/01/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/01/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/02/18 |
| Smoky Doctorate | 03/02/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/02/18 |
| garnet fortuitous meteor | 03/02/18 |
| Smoky Doctorate | 03/02/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/02/18 |
| galvanic sooty whorehouse | 03/02/18 |
| Smoky Doctorate | 03/03/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/03/18 |
| Smoky Doctorate | 03/03/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/03/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/03/18 |
| Bateful theatre international law enforcement agency | 03/03/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/05/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/20/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/20/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/20/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/26/18 |
| Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape | 03/26/18 |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: chartreuse frisky preventive strike crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430824) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Hateful range i am embarrassed having read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430825) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: gold crotch lay you were like 27 back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430826) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: demanding coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430828) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430830) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: gold crotch lay you'd be a black great grandfather by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430836) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape cr. I am living like someone in the future w a 200 year lifespan. Gotta cut that shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Bearded Exhilarant Stage It's word for water is diminishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430866) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape I remember i really liked that line. something like that was a logical conclusion for the idea that rocks get broken up over time. So what would happen to the key inside. lol at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430887) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430947) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: vigorous pisswyrm tank This one is the best. The first one would be good if it started with the word "Olympian" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435803) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape haha yeah. I guess so. I have more ... not with me, but at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435811) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: bearded excitant hall stock car I like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435810) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: high-end wonderful yarmulke nursing home Interesting - I didn't mind the first two but this one is a little too kitschy.
And now you're a shitlawyer? |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Yep, lawyer now.
I know--its funny that you say that about this one. Bros who aren't "into" poems generally like this one--which I wrote like I was doing a crossword puzzle, counting out syllables only. It also has some humor, which some of my poems of the time lacked. This was one of my earliest efforts. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:42 AM Author: vigorous pisswyrm tank Trying to make it look like a slug is a little much, but you were 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435851) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape lol yeah. heh. I was intimidated by any strict form but I was drawn to the discipline or puzzle aspect of it so I figured I would try something I thought would be easy. easier than a sonnet at least. Although even w sonnets, the more you practice, the better you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435865) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Unhinged Razzle Address Weed Whacker lol that’s actually pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435839) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: Electric point voyeur i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435917) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:30 AM Author: overrated swashbuckling brethren The others were terrible, this one is 180 (although the jury's out on whether the reason it's 180 are unintentional) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504291) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Eh half of why any poem works is in the end unintentional, fortuitous meteor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504634) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Smoky Doctorate okay that one was fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519367) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: Vivacious alcoholic goal in life spot this was good, spaceporn. repoast it, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35910657) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape I aim to please. imgurs giving me trouble right now but I will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35911064) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435782) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: laughsome hairless ceo beautiful. thanks for sharing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435828) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:40 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape tyty
Maybe I'll put up some more, from when I was in my late 20s. I'll keep them in this thread so as not to annoy the fuck out of people who don't care.
I wont put up any I actually published, for fear of getting outted by some doobs. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: Motley Orange Really Tough Guy Great writing for a small child! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435848) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape I know, rite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435866) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443646) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:32 AM Author: overrated swashbuckling brethren Wily niggers indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504292) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape 180. I saw that too! Lol I knew what's up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504598) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Smoky Doctorate You published them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519363) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape yeah, sorry to say--some of them I did, here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519382) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35445840) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35491534) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35497325) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:51 AM Author: Indecent Pea-brained Hissy Fit is there any money anymore in poetry? like fellowships or grants or prizes and so on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504306) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape I guess. I know a few poets--most of them are hooked up with universities as teachers, or the spouse makes the money, or there's a trust fund, or some combination of all three. There's usually $5K here and there in prize money those guys occasionally pick up every couple of years. Def not something you can raise a family on though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504729) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:25 AM Author: racy brass property elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504289) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: Beta Church i get embarrassed reading people's poems about 99% of the time. this is no exception. |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Yeah, same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504548) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:29 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504537) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: Spectacular flatulent senate sandwich man these are bad, but i dont like poetry generally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Time well spent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504601) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: Floppy haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504562) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Tantric khaki ladyboy personal credit line Literally shuddered reading these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504605) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Honestly, the average for most people "in" to writing poetry is WAY worse. Not praising myself, just keeping it real. Go to any open mic night. Holy fuck. Bunch of retards. Same goes for most schools lit mags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504667) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: Drunken anal pozpig faggotry Screw the haters. We've seen those clowns struggle to string together a few coherent sentences. These are really good for an amateur writer. Great command of language, nice imagery, fun rhythm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504698) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Thanks man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504714) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Floppy haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504718) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Spectacular flatulent senate sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504723) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Massive Parlour cr. lmao at LathamTouchedMe trying to get some dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509625) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Marvelous chapel This sounds right. The slug one is ok tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509649) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509612) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: self-absorbed olive lodge nibblets Love poem is verbatim third eye blind lyrics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509651) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape When i was in hs spanish class i told a dude i was an awesome poet and i wrote out the lyrics to john lennon's images of broken light song and passed it to him and he read it and nodded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516814) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3907655&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516854) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape after a certain point humanities academics becomes less about how much you know or how talented you are and more about how gay-sexy you can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519351) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:03 AM Author: Smoky Doctorate It's about a small failure = "you have not failed at anything colossal"
Way to turn text into subtext, spaceporn. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape nah I just cut out the title for obvious reasons and wanted to be clear what the poem was about, notwitstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: garnet fortuitous meteor 140 IQ, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519355) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Smoky Doctorate You should use more pronouns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape Yeah I was on a "second person" "you" kick for a long time. I don't know--it just had that "talking to myself" quality that I liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519369) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:55 AM Author: galvanic sooty whorehouse 100% of poetry is faggot. this is no different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519645) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:58 AM Author: Smoky Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526497) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:08 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526545) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:10 PM Author: Smoky Doctorate GIRLS ARE SMILING FROM ESCALATORS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526551) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526563) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526574) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:19 PM Author: Bateful theatre international law enforcement agency Ah, poesy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526583) |
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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35537867) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643966) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:23 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape abandoned this too early--seems like only a start. What a lazy bastard I was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643994) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643971) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691483) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Flesh Embarrassed To The Bone Trailer Park Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691528) |