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talented light associate scourge upon the earth
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Titillating fortuitous meteor church building
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dashing bipolar wagecucks
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Cocky Marvelous Codepig
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
glittery pit sweet tailpipe
  02/18/18
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glittery pit sweet tailpipe
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
histrionic shimmering rigpig cruise ship
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
dashing bipolar wagecucks
  02/18/18
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histrionic shimmering rigpig cruise ship
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
boyish library shitlib
  04/13/18
valley girl?
dashing bipolar wagecucks
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Excitant adulterous indian lodge striped hyena
  02/18/18
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charismatic transparent hall haunted graveyard
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Nubile base
  02/18/18
Titcr
mind-boggling drunken ladyboy
  02/18/18
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Excitant adulterous indian lodge striped hyena
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
painfully honest coldplay fan degenerate
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Racy domesticated box office
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
painfully honest coldplay fan degenerate
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Supple tan masturbator institution
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maniacal chartreuse school
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180 stain
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
maniacal chartreuse school
  04/10/18
subtle
cerebral free-loading tattoo international law enforcement agency
  04/10/18
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Fluffy macaca
  06/04/18
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Topaz chapel
  03/31/19
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Vivacious Lodge Azn
  03/31/19
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180 stain
  10/09/20
only this
Multi-colored hell newt
  04/13/18
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doobsian meetinghouse
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Trip parlour
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Honey-headed territorial shrine
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Laughsome rigor kitchen
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
cerebral free-loading tattoo international law enforcement agency
  02/18/18
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Excitant adulterous indian lodge striped hyena
  03/01/20
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Razzle Forum
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
maniacal chartreuse school
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Cracking Obsidian Goal In Life Locale
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Olive doctorate
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Puce Pea-brained Brunch
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Puce Pea-brained Brunch
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Carmine Comical Goyim
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
appetizing weed whacker clown
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Vivacious Lodge Azn
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Disturbing Arousing Menage
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Irradiated internet-worthy center
  04/13/18
CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
boyish library shitlib
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Irradiated internet-worthy center
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
Bronze Dilemma Legend
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
Fluffy macaca
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Fluffy macaca
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
bat shit crazy costumed dog poop stage
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
wild whorehouse new version
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
mint fat ankles dragon
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Coiffed Impertinent Site Organic Girlfriend
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter
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Excitant adulterous indian lodge striped hyena
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Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
appetizing weed whacker clown
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
dun heady trump supporter
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
deranged galvanic keepsake machete boltzmann
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Brass bawdyhouse
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
bat shit crazy costumed dog poop stage
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The Jack Tales
Startled crackhouse love of her life
  10/09/20
The Snake
Titillating fortuitous meteor church building
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Blue stag film
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: talented light associate scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Titillating fortuitous meteor church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: dashing bipolar wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Cocky Marvelous Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: glittery pit sweet tailpipe

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: glittery pit sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: histrionic shimmering rigpig cruise ship

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: dashing bipolar wagecucks

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: histrionic shimmering rigpig cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: boyish library shitlib

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: dashing bipolar wagecucks

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Excitant adulterous indian lodge striped hyena

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: charismatic transparent hall haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Nubile base

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling drunken ladyboy

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Excitant adulterous indian lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: painfully honest coldplay fan degenerate

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Racy domesticated box office

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: painfully honest coldplay fan degenerate

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Supple tan masturbator institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: maniacal chartreuse school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: 180 stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: maniacal chartreuse school

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: cerebral free-loading tattoo international law enforcement agency

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Fluffy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Topaz chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Lodge Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: 180 stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored hell newt

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: doobsian meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Trip parlour

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed territorial shrine

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Laughsome rigor kitchen

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: cerebral free-loading tattoo international law enforcement agency

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Excitant adulterous indian lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: maniacal chartreuse school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Cracking Obsidian Goal In Life Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Olive doctorate

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Puce Pea-brained Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Puce Pea-brained Brunch

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Carmine Comical Goyim

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker clown

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Lodge Azn

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Disturbing Arousing Menage

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Irradiated internet-worthy center

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: boyish library shitlib

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Irradiated internet-worthy center

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Bronze Dilemma Legend

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Fluffy macaca

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Fluffy macaca

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: bat shit crazy costumed dog poop stage

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: wild whorehouse new version

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: mint fat ankles dragon

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Coiffed Impertinent Site Organic Girlfriend

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Excitant adulterous indian lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Vigorous crawly theater faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker clown

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: dun heady trump supporter

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: deranged galvanic keepsake machete boltzmann

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Brass bawdyhouse

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy costumed dog poop stage

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Startled crackhouse love of her life

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Titillating fortuitous meteor church building

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Blue stag film

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)