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hairraiser naked den telephone
  02/18/18
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Costumed stead
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violent public bath scourge upon the earth
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galvanic overrated space idiot
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Startling azn
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Startling azn
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
Nubile pit boistinker
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
violent public bath scourge upon the earth
  02/18/18
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Nubile pit boistinker
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Charismatic mentally impaired school
  04/13/18
valley girl?
violent public bath scourge upon the earth
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Frozen flatulent fanboi stage
  02/18/18
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Offensive gay trailer park black woman
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Spectacular field twinkling uncleanness
  02/18/18
Titcr
Big-titted onyx dilemma tank
  02/18/18
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Frozen flatulent fanboi stage
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Beady-eyed gold faggotry
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Insecure adulterous brunch
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Beady-eyed gold faggotry
  04/10/18
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Confused dead cruise ship
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up-to-no-good motley indirect expression station
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aquamarine metal menage depressive
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
up-to-no-good motley indirect expression station
  04/10/18
subtle
Razzle seedy tanning salon main people
  04/10/18
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Fluffy roast beef
  06/04/18
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flushed address faggot firefighter
  03/31/19
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silver area toaster
  03/31/19
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aquamarine metal menage depressive
  10/09/20
only this
big roommate lay
  04/13/18
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hideous floppy turdskin parlour
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Racy spruce theater
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Stimulating mildly autistic gas station karate
  02/18/18
(Julia)
bistre nibblets
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Razzle seedy tanning salon main people
  02/18/18
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Frozen flatulent fanboi stage
  03/01/20
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Multi-colored dingle berry casino
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
up-to-no-good motley indirect expression station
  04/10/18
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Ivory nursing home
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Nudist coiffed piazza deer antler
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Sickened Bossy Principal's Office Factory Reset Button
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Sickened Bossy Principal's Office Factory Reset Button
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
dull bat shit crazy skinny woman
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
Electric indian lodge
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
jade judgmental step-uncle's house
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Electric indian lodge
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
silver area toaster
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Electric indian lodge
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
aromatic stag film dog poop
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
elite property old irish cottage
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Charismatic mentally impaired school
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
elite property old irish cottage
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
sticky background story meetinghouse
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
Fluffy roast beef
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
Electric indian lodge
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Fluffy roast beef
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Frum swashbuckling resort
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
lavender candlestick maker
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
puce cracking persian rehab
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
slap-happy location
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Electric indian lodge
  06/16/19
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Frozen flatulent fanboi stage
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Electric indian lodge
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
jade judgmental step-uncle's house
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Provocative out-of-control trump supporter
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
brilliant sanctuary
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
narrow-minded bawdyhouse fat ankles
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Frum swashbuckling resort
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
dashing puppy
  10/09/20
The Snake
Costumed stead
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Talented chest-beating locale liquid oxygen
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: hairraiser naked den telephone



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Costumed stead



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: violent public bath scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: galvanic overrated space idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Startling azn

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Startling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Nubile pit boistinker

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: violent public bath scourge upon the earth

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Nubile pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired school

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: violent public bath scourge upon the earth

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Frozen flatulent fanboi stage

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Offensive gay trailer park black woman



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Spectacular field twinkling uncleanness

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Big-titted onyx dilemma tank

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Frozen flatulent fanboi stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gold faggotry

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Insecure adulterous brunch

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gold faggotry

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Confused dead cruise ship



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: up-to-no-good motley indirect expression station



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: aquamarine metal menage depressive



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: up-to-no-good motley indirect expression station

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Razzle seedy tanning salon main people

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Fluffy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: flushed address faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: silver area toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: aquamarine metal menage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: big roommate lay

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: hideous floppy turdskin parlour



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Racy spruce theater

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Stimulating mildly autistic gas station karate

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: bistre nibblets

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Razzle seedy tanning salon main people

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Frozen flatulent fanboi stage



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored dingle berry casino



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good motley indirect expression station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Ivory nursing home



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Nudist coiffed piazza deer antler

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Sickened Bossy Principal's Office Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Sickened Bossy Principal's Office Factory Reset Button

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: dull bat shit crazy skinny woman

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: jade judgmental step-uncle's house

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: silver area toaster

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: aromatic stag film dog poop

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: elite property old irish cottage

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Charismatic mentally impaired school

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: elite property old irish cottage

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: sticky background story meetinghouse

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Fluffy roast beef

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Fluffy roast beef

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Frum swashbuckling resort

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: puce cracking persian rehab

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: slap-happy location

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Frozen flatulent fanboi stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: jade judgmental step-uncle's house

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Provocative out-of-control trump supporter

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: brilliant sanctuary

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded bawdyhouse fat ankles

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Frum swashbuckling resort

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: dashing puppy

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Costumed stead

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Talented chest-beating locale liquid oxygen

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)