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Yapping slimy idea he suggested bawdyhouse
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beady-eyed office
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Wonderful stage
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Wonderful stage
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genesis 38:9
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http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
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lascivious misanthropic brethren generalized bond
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Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Pearly learning disabled kitchen
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valley girl?
Irate ladyboy personal credit line
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Harry Potter
Clear private investor marketing idea
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Useless Cordovan Temple
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Goodnight moon
Bipolar arrogant coffee pot step-uncle's house
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Titcr
salmon elastic band
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Clear private investor marketing idea
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2nd place = where the wild things are
fragrant keepsake machete market
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Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
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Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
fragrant keepsake machete market
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Aromatic boistinker karate
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sooty toilet seat menage
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yellow fighting business firm
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(Jim Kelly)
sooty toilet seat menage
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subtle
glittery rebellious giraffe
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Navy Supple Library
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shaky mind-boggling hall internal respiration
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boyish sex offender church building
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yellow fighting business firm
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only this
razzle-dazzle nibblets striped hyena
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Violent deranged casino
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Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Emerald Flickering Meetinghouse Kitty
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lady chatterly
aphrodisiac indirect expression theater stage
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(Julia)
soggy really tough guy
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Green Eggs and Ham
glittery rebellious giraffe
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Clear private investor marketing idea
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Galvanic trust fund pocket flask
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
sooty toilet seat menage
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rambunctious dead garrison haunted graveyard
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
180 Confused School Cafeteria Community Account
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Hairraiser smoky plaza
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Hairraiser smoky plaza
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Where the Wild Things Are
Pale fluffy property wagecucks
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The Rainbow Fish
stimulating kitty cat location
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
chartreuse quadroon
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I mainly just like that cool looking fish
stimulating kitty cat location
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He's not cool looking at the end brother
boyish sex offender church building
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Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
stimulating kitty cat location
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
chest-beating tan school
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Bisexual racy theatre antidepressant drug
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Pearly learning disabled kitchen
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Bisexual racy theatre antidepressant drug
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Runaway Bunny
adventurous locale sound barrier
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Navy Supple Library
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Corduroy (the bear)
stimulating kitty cat location
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That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Navy Supple Library
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Rikki Tikki Tavi
cerise state
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tell your kids about jmaw
titillating fanboi organic girlfriend
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Atlas Shrugged
Chestnut volcanic crater abode
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Struwwelpeter
Copper narrow-minded international law enforcement agency
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
stimulating kitty cat location
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Clear private investor marketing idea
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stimulating kitty cat location
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
chartreuse quadroon
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Bonkers pit hissy fit
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Rose crotch
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
very tactful vivacious turdskin
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
cerise state
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The Jack Tales
Razzmatazz kink-friendly famous landscape painting
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The Snake
Yapping slimy idea he suggested bawdyhouse
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Deep multi-billionaire macaca
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Brindle exhilarant stock car



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Yapping slimy idea he suggested bawdyhouse



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Irate ladyboy personal credit line



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed office



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Wonderful stage

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Wonderful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: lascivious misanthropic brethren generalized bond

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Irate ladyboy personal credit line

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: lascivious misanthropic brethren generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Pearly learning disabled kitchen

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Irate ladyboy personal credit line

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Clear private investor marketing idea

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Useless Cordovan Temple



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Bipolar arrogant coffee pot step-uncle's house

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: salmon elastic band

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Clear private investor marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: fragrant keepsake machete market

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted lime nursing home boiling water

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: fragrant keepsake machete market

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Aromatic boistinker karate



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: sooty toilet seat menage



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: yellow fighting business firm



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: sooty toilet seat menage

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: glittery rebellious giraffe

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Navy Supple Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: shaky mind-boggling hall internal respiration



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: boyish sex offender church building



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: yellow fighting business firm



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nibblets striped hyena

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Violent deranged casino



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Emerald Flickering Meetinghouse Kitty

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indirect expression theater stage

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: soggy really tough guy

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: glittery rebellious giraffe

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Clear private investor marketing idea



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Galvanic trust fund pocket flask



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: sooty toilet seat menage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: rambunctious dead garrison haunted graveyard



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: 180 Confused School Cafeteria Community Account

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser smoky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser smoky plaza

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Pale fluffy property wagecucks

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat location

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat location

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: boyish sex offender church building

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat location

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: chest-beating tan school

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Bisexual racy theatre antidepressant drug

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Pearly learning disabled kitchen

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Bisexual racy theatre antidepressant drug

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: adventurous locale sound barrier

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Navy Supple Library

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat location

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Navy Supple Library

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: cerise state

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: titillating fanboi organic girlfriend

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Chestnut volcanic crater abode

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Copper narrow-minded international law enforcement agency

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat location

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Clear private investor marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: chartreuse quadroon

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Bonkers pit hissy fit

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Rose crotch

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: very tactful vivacious turdskin

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: cerise state

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz kink-friendly famous landscape painting

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Yapping slimy idea he suggested bawdyhouse

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Deep multi-billionaire macaca

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)