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Haunting casino
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Hyperventilating Mildly Autistic Lay Telephone
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Elite nudist generalized bond
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Bossy church rigor
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
dull demanding crotch
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dull demanding crotch
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genesis 38:9
Adventurous doctorate
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Elite nudist generalized bond
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Adventurous doctorate
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Big Translucent Wrinkle Foreskin
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Elite nudist generalized bond
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
irate school cafeteria stain
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High-end kitty cat
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Cerebral Coiffed Turdskin Double Fault
  02/18/18
Titcr
crystalline water buffalo
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irate school cafeteria stain
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
carmine useless brakes
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
talented prole
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
carmine useless brakes
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narrow-minded affirmative action
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Cordovan associate liquid oxygen
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electric step-uncle's house new version
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(Jim Kelly)
Cordovan associate liquid oxygen
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subtle
Mahogany space pervert
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Green Hairraiser Roommate Digit Ratio
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Frozen brunch
  03/31/19
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multi-colored chartreuse idiot
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electric step-uncle's house new version
  10/09/20
only this
Disrespectful Stirring Sandwich
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tan mediation
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
spectacular pit french chef
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
khaki floppy home persian
  02/18/18
(Julia)
effete temple
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Mahogany space pervert
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irate school cafeteria stain
  03/01/20
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aquamarine gas station famous landscape painting
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Cordovan associate liquid oxygen
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Odious clown
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Lemon fat ankles
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ungodly appetizing ceo skinny woman
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
ungodly appetizing ceo skinny woman
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Where the Wild Things Are
maize cracking location cuck
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The Rainbow Fish
Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
sepia base blood rage
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
multi-colored chartreuse idiot
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Silver police squad
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Azure Bbw Tanning Salon
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Big Translucent Wrinkle Foreskin
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Azure Bbw Tanning Salon
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Runaway Bunny
Mewling sanctuary sneaky criminal
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Green Hairraiser Roommate Digit Ratio
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Corduroy (the bear)
Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Green Hairraiser Roommate Digit Ratio
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Rikki Tikki Tavi
laughsome theater
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tell your kids about jmaw
impertinent magical state
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Atlas Shrugged
Nubile blathering jewess principal's office
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Struwwelpeter
Grizzly Dopamine Stead
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon
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irate school cafeteria stain
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Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
sepia base blood rage
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Trip property chad
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
talking center juggernaut
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Poppy Knife Garrison
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
laughsome theater
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The Jack Tales
sable flirting azn
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The Snake
Hyperventilating Mildly Autistic Lay Telephone
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
crawly brethren
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Haunting casino



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Mildly Autistic Lay Telephone



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Elite nudist generalized bond



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Bossy church rigor



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: dull demanding crotch

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: dull demanding crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Adventurous doctorate

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Elite nudist generalized bond

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Adventurous doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Big Translucent Wrinkle Foreskin

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Elite nudist generalized bond

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: irate school cafeteria stain

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: High-end kitty cat



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Coiffed Turdskin Double Fault

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: crystalline water buffalo

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: irate school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: carmine useless brakes

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: talented prole

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: carmine useless brakes

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded affirmative action



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Cordovan associate liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: electric step-uncle's house new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Cordovan associate liquid oxygen

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Mahogany space pervert

subtle

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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Green Hairraiser Roommate Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Frozen brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: multi-colored chartreuse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: electric step-uncle's house new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful Stirring Sandwich

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: tan mediation



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: spectacular pit french chef

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: khaki floppy home persian

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: effete temple

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Mahogany space pervert

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: irate school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: aquamarine gas station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Cordovan associate liquid oxygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Odious clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Lemon fat ankles

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: ungodly appetizing ceo skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: ungodly appetizing ceo skinny woman

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: maize cracking location cuck

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: sepia base blood rage

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: multi-colored chartreuse idiot

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Silver police squad

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Azure Bbw Tanning Salon

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Big Translucent Wrinkle Foreskin

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Azure Bbw Tanning Salon

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Mewling sanctuary sneaky criminal

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Green Hairraiser Roommate Digit Ratio

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Green Hairraiser Roommate Digit Ratio

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: laughsome theater

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: impertinent magical state

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Nubile blathering jewess principal's office

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Grizzly Dopamine Stead

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: irate school cafeteria stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Passionate pearly degenerate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: sepia base blood rage

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Trip property chad

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: talking center juggernaut

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Poppy Knife Garrison

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: laughsome theater

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: sable flirting azn

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Mildly Autistic Lay Telephone

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: crawly brethren

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)