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metal sickened lodge
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
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Violent Half-breed
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genesis 38:9
comical mint main people den
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http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
khaki outnumbered hunting ground box office
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comical mint main people den
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Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
light vengeful piazza
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valley girl?
khaki outnumbered hunting ground box office
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Harry Potter
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Goodnight moon
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Titcr
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hyperventilating fantasy-prone jew circlehead
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2nd place = where the wild things are
Sooty vigorous stain
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Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Violet shrine
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Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
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Bright kitty cat house
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talented citrine place of business
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(Jim Kelly)
Bright kitty cat house
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subtle
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black indian lodge love of her life
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fragrant center electric furnace
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talented citrine place of business
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only this
180 Azn Crotch
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Bat shit crazy bistre police squad
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Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Navy cerebral sex offender resort
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lady chatterly
federal razzle-dazzle dysfunction
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(Julia)
big spot newt
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Green Eggs and Ham
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Bright kitty cat house
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Spectacular Set
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Where the Wild Things Are
Heady Filthy Cumskin Locus
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The Rainbow Fish
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
misunderstood impertinent telephone
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I mainly just like that cool looking fish
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He's not cool looking at the end brother
fragrant center electric furnace
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Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Confused mildly autistic pit new version
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
frisky turdskin
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
light vengeful piazza
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
frisky turdskin
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Runaway Bunny
Plum Erotic Stag Film Party Of The First Part
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Flesh immigrant toaster
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Corduroy (the bear)
Stirring shivering ceo public bath
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That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Flesh immigrant toaster
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Rikki Tikki Tavi
hyperactive point gaming laptop
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tell your kids about jmaw
scarlet trip tattoo crackhouse
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Atlas Shrugged
turquoise beady-eyed cuck office
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Struwwelpeter
concupiscible dragon
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
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Stirring shivering ceo public bath
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
misunderstood impertinent telephone
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Clear diverse cruise ship messiness
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Tantric Wonderful Business Firm
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
hyperactive point gaming laptop
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The Jack Tales
Dashing Church Karate
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The Snake
up-to-no-good passionate gas station round eye
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
territorial supple parlour
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: metal sickened lodge



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good passionate gas station round eye



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: khaki outnumbered hunting ground box office



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy travel guidebook whorehouse



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Violent Half-breed

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Violent Half-breed



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: comical mint main people den

genesis 38:9

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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: khaki outnumbered hunting ground box office

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: comical mint main people den



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: light vengeful piazza

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: khaki outnumbered hunting ground box office

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating fantasy-prone jew circlehead

Harry Potter

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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: lake area famous landscape painting



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Vibrant son of senegal bawdyhouse

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Odious awkward degenerate field

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating fantasy-prone jew circlehead



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Sooty vigorous stain

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Violet shrine

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Sooty vigorous stain

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling tanning salon wrinkle



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Bright kitty cat house



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: talented citrine place of business



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Bright kitty cat house

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: unhinged avocado mental disorder

subtle

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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Flesh immigrant toaster



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: black indian lodge love of her life



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: fragrant center electric furnace



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: talented citrine place of business



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: 180 Azn Crotch

only this

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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bistre police squad



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Navy cerebral sex offender resort

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: federal razzle-dazzle dysfunction

lady chatterly

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: big spot newt

(Julia)

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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: unhinged avocado mental disorder

Green Eggs and Ham

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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating fantasy-prone jew circlehead



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Toilet Seat Double Fault



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bright kitty cat house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Purple state hairy legs



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: haunting appetizing temple affirmative action

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Set

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Heady Filthy Cumskin Locus

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Stirring shivering ceo public bath

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: misunderstood impertinent telephone

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Stirring shivering ceo public bath

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: fragrant center electric furnace

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Stirring shivering ceo public bath

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Confused mildly autistic pit new version

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: frisky turdskin

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: light vengeful piazza

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: frisky turdskin

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Plum Erotic Stag Film Party Of The First Part

Runaway Bunny

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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Flesh immigrant toaster

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Stirring shivering ceo public bath

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Flesh immigrant toaster

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: hyperactive point gaming laptop

Rikki Tikki Tavi

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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: scarlet trip tattoo crackhouse

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: turquoise beady-eyed cuck office

Atlas Shrugged

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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: concupiscible dragon

Struwwelpeter

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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Stirring shivering ceo public bath

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating fantasy-prone jew circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Stirring shivering ceo public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: misunderstood impertinent telephone

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: bisexual ape bbw

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Clear diverse cruise ship messiness

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Tantric Wonderful Business Firm

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: hyperactive point gaming laptop

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Dashing Church Karate

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good passionate gas station round eye

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: territorial supple parlour

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)