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Citrine very tactful legal warrant kitchen
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adulterous parlour
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alcoholic abode
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Sepia pit affirmative action
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
provocative sickened tank theater
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provocative sickened tank theater
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genesis 38:9
maniacal indian lodge
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
alcoholic abode
  02/18/18
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maniacal indian lodge
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
claret half-breed
  04/13/18
valley girl?
alcoholic abode
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
vengeful lemon nursing home
  02/18/18
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adventurous gold lodge
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
mind-boggling state
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Titcr
Razzle Costumed Location Weed Whacker
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vengeful lemon nursing home
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
gaped hateful mental disorder community account
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Flesh people who are hurt
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
gaped hateful mental disorder community account
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Laughsome flickering orchestra pit
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disgusting nubile menage boltzmann
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Drab liquid oxygen
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
disgusting nubile menage boltzmann
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subtle
Hilarious hell
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vigorous boistinker cuckold
  06/04/18
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bateful insecure stage
  03/31/19
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racy turdskin
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Drab liquid oxygen
  10/09/20
only this
lilac talented tanning salon
  04/13/18
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shimmering persian chapel
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Offensive ratface dog poop
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Awkward contagious queen of the night electric furnace
  02/18/18
(Julia)
outnumbered passionate brunch gunner
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Hilarious hell
  02/18/18
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vengeful lemon nursing home
  03/01/20
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Bespoke Church Hominid
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
disgusting nubile menage boltzmann
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Domesticated Cruise Ship
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
marvelous sienna pervert
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know-it-all dead stead
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
know-it-all dead stead
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Orange Motley Public Bath Private Investor
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The Rainbow Fish
Gay parlor trump supporter
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
effete windowlicker
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Gay parlor trump supporter
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
racy turdskin
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Gay parlor trump supporter
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
arousing cuck area
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
rose party of the first part gas station
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
claret half-breed
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
rose party of the first part gas station
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Runaway Bunny
cerebral sable cuckoldry
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
vigorous boistinker cuckold
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Corduroy (the bear)
Gay parlor trump supporter
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
vigorous boistinker cuckold
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
electric mauve house
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tell your kids about jmaw
learning disabled low-t faggot firefighter forum
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Atlas Shrugged
charismatic hyperactive regret
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Struwwelpeter
Appetizing field toilet seat
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Gay parlor trump supporter
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vengeful lemon nursing home
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Gay parlor trump supporter
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
effete windowlicker
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Diverse Corner
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
talking aqua heaven legend
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Cruel-hearted bawdyhouse fanboi
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
electric mauve house
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The Jack Tales
Fluffy brilliant ceo
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The Snake
adulterous parlour
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
razzmatazz well-lubricated national security agency
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Citrine very tactful legal warrant kitchen



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: adulterous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: alcoholic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Sepia pit affirmative action



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: provocative sickened tank theater

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: provocative sickened tank theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: maniacal indian lodge

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: alcoholic abode

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: maniacal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: claret half-breed

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: alcoholic abode

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: vengeful lemon nursing home

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: adventurous gold lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling state

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Razzle Costumed Location Weed Whacker

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: vengeful lemon nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: gaped hateful mental disorder community account

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Flesh people who are hurt

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: gaped hateful mental disorder community account

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering orchestra pit



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: disgusting nubile menage boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Drab liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: disgusting nubile menage boltzmann

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Hilarious hell

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: vigorous boistinker cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: bateful insecure stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: racy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Drab liquid oxygen



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: lilac talented tanning salon

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: shimmering persian chapel



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Offensive ratface dog poop

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Awkward contagious queen of the night electric furnace

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: outnumbered passionate brunch gunner

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Hilarious hell

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: vengeful lemon nursing home



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bespoke Church Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: disgusting nubile menage boltzmann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Domesticated Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: marvelous sienna pervert

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: know-it-all dead stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: know-it-all dead stead

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Orange Motley Public Bath Private Investor

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Gay parlor trump supporter

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: effete windowlicker

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Gay parlor trump supporter

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: racy turdskin

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Gay parlor trump supporter

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: arousing cuck area

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: rose party of the first part gas station

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: claret half-breed

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: rose party of the first part gas station

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: cerebral sable cuckoldry

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: vigorous boistinker cuckold

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Gay parlor trump supporter

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: vigorous boistinker cuckold

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: electric mauve house

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: learning disabled low-t faggot firefighter forum

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: charismatic hyperactive regret

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Appetizing field toilet seat

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Gay parlor trump supporter

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: vengeful lemon nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Gay parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: effete windowlicker

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Diverse Corner

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: talking aqua heaven legend

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bawdyhouse fanboi

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: electric mauve house

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Fluffy brilliant ceo

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: adulterous parlour

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz well-lubricated national security agency

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)