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Confused codepig public bath
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magenta zippy institution
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Light Passionate Yarmulke
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
mint persian space
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mint persian space
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genesis 38:9
Low-t national security agency meetinghouse
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http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
magenta zippy institution
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Low-t national security agency meetinghouse
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Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
dead motley police squad
  04/13/18
valley girl?
magenta zippy institution
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Harry Potter
Jade community account
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Cruel-hearted blood rage school
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Goodnight moon
Appetizing son of senegal native
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Titcr
Big topaz jew
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Jade community account
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2nd place = where the wild things are
nubile excitant crackhouse tattoo
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
godawful church building
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
nubile excitant crackhouse tattoo
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orange charismatic quadroon keepsake machete
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primrose whorehouse
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lascivious fishy indian lodge prole
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(Jim Kelly)
primrose whorehouse
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subtle
Burgundy bateful theater stage patrolman
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Insecure puppy
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floppy geriatric market
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flickering ceo laser beams
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lascivious fishy indian lodge prole
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only this
autistic balding indirect expression rehab
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Bisexual stage
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
irate beady-eyed turdskin center
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Turquoise Volcanic Crater
  02/18/18
(Julia)
peach bat shit crazy mexican
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Burgundy bateful theater stage patrolman
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Jade community account
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swashbuckling apoplectic black woman orchestra pit
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
primrose whorehouse
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aggressive disrespectful queen of the night parlour
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
thriller overrated gunner internal respiration
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irradiated mischievous foreskin ape
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
irradiated mischievous foreskin ape
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Where the Wild Things Are
Laughsome bat-shit-crazy halford wagecucks
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The Rainbow Fish
Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
costumed pearl brunch
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I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library
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He's not cool looking at the end brother
flickering ceo laser beams
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Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Vigorous cruise ship main people
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
odious walnut step-uncle's house
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
dead motley police squad
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
odious walnut step-uncle's house
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Runaway Bunny
Exhilarant Clear State
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Insecure puppy
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Corduroy (the bear)
Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library
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That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Insecure puppy
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Rikki Tikki Tavi
vibrant base
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tell your kids about jmaw
Concupiscible onyx hissy fit milk
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Atlas Shrugged
pink impressive office
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Struwwelpeter
black sinister lettuce
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library
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Jade community account
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Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
costumed pearl brunch
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
chestnut doobsian senate gaping
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
hilarious sandwich famous landscape painting
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
abnormal pocket flask marketing idea
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
vibrant base
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The Jack Tales
Sapphire Racy Gas Station Gaming Laptop
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The Snake
misanthropic roommate resort
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
vivacious piazza mother
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Confused codepig public bath



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: misanthropic roommate resort



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: magenta zippy institution



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Light Passionate Yarmulke



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: mint persian space

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: mint persian space



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Low-t national security agency meetinghouse

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: magenta zippy institution

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Low-t national security agency meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: dead motley police squad

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: magenta zippy institution

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Jade community account

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted blood rage school



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Appetizing son of senegal native

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Big topaz jew

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Jade community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: nubile excitant crackhouse tattoo

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: godawful church building

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: nubile excitant crackhouse tattoo

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: orange charismatic quadroon keepsake machete



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: primrose whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: lascivious fishy indian lodge prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: primrose whorehouse

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Burgundy bateful theater stage patrolman

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Insecure puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: floppy geriatric market



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: flickering ceo laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: lascivious fishy indian lodge prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: autistic balding indirect expression rehab

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Bisexual stage



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: irate beady-eyed turdskin center

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Turquoise Volcanic Crater

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: peach bat shit crazy mexican

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Burgundy bateful theater stage patrolman

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Jade community account



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic black woman orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: primrose whorehouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: aggressive disrespectful queen of the night parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: thriller overrated gunner internal respiration

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: irradiated mischievous foreskin ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: irradiated mischievous foreskin ape

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Laughsome bat-shit-crazy halford wagecucks

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: costumed pearl brunch

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: flickering ceo laser beams

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Vigorous cruise ship main people

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: odious walnut step-uncle's house

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: dead motley police squad

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: odious walnut step-uncle's house

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant Clear State

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Insecure puppy

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Insecure puppy

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: vibrant base

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible onyx hissy fit milk

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: pink impressive office

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: black sinister lettuce

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Jade community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Impertinent alcoholic trump supporter library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: costumed pearl brunch

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: chestnut doobsian senate gaping

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: hilarious sandwich famous landscape painting

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: abnormal pocket flask marketing idea

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: vibrant base

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Sapphire Racy Gas Station Gaming Laptop

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: misanthropic roommate resort

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: vivacious piazza mother

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)