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Bateful theatre
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jet kitty
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Nubile abnormal stead electric furnace
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useless mahogany giraffe
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
big school cafeteria feces
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big school cafeteria feces
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
bronze stage
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Nubile abnormal stead electric furnace
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bronze stage
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
fragrant messiness office
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Nubile abnormal stead electric furnace
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Floppy fanboi factory reset button
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Heady point
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Flatulent roast beef
  02/18/18
Titcr
Mind-boggling umber friendly grandma box office
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Floppy fanboi factory reset button
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Jet-lagged tan macaca rehab
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Spectacular Submissive Bawdyhouse
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Jet-lagged tan macaca rehab
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cerebral clear locale
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hilarious shrine
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angry appetizing gaping mad cow disease
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
hilarious shrine
  04/10/18
subtle
Deranged demanding area
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blue stirring center
  06/04/18
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vivacious goal in life party of the first part
  03/31/19
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obsidian library
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angry appetizing gaping mad cow disease
  10/09/20
only this
Soul-stirring Market
  04/13/18
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carmine coldplay fan
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Onyx Harsh Filthpig
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Chrome histrionic dragon
  02/18/18
(Julia)
smoky sadistic parlor newt
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Deranged demanding area
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Floppy fanboi factory reset button
  03/01/20
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Alcoholic heaven
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
hilarious shrine
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Splenetic orange striped hyena
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
iridescent address national security agency
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Milky charismatic voyeur chapel
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Milky charismatic voyeur chapel
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
crimson glittery principal's office marketing idea
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The Rainbow Fish
Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Boyish den faggotry
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I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
obsidian library
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Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
self-absorbed exhilarant brunch main people
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
talented pit police squad
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
fragrant messiness office
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
talented pit police squad
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Runaway Bunny
Tripping legal warrant
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
blue stirring center
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
blue stirring center
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
alcoholic background story blood rage
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
cordovan jewess gas station
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Atlas Shrugged
Scarlet exciting church
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Slimy Vigorous Sanctuary
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit
  06/16/19
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Floppy fanboi factory reset button
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Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Boyish den faggotry
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Swashbuckling pozpig
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
wonderful home
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Motley station
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
alcoholic background story blood rage
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The Jack Tales
light laughsome senate
  10/09/20
The Snake
jet kitty
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
insanely creepy step-uncle's house
  10/09/20


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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: jet kitty



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Nubile abnormal stead electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: useless mahogany giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: big school cafeteria feces

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: big school cafeteria feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: bronze stage

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Nubile abnormal stead electric furnace

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: bronze stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: fragrant messiness office

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Nubile abnormal stead electric furnace

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Floppy fanboi factory reset button

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Heady point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Flatulent roast beef

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling umber friendly grandma box office

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Floppy fanboi factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged tan macaca rehab

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Submissive Bawdyhouse

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Jet-lagged tan macaca rehab

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: cerebral clear locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: hilarious shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: angry appetizing gaping mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: hilarious shrine

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Deranged demanding area

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: blue stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: vivacious goal in life party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: obsidian library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: angry appetizing gaping mad cow disease



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Market

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: carmine coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Onyx Harsh Filthpig

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Chrome histrionic dragon

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: smoky sadistic parlor newt

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Deranged demanding area

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Floppy fanboi factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: hilarious shrine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Splenetic orange striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: iridescent address national security agency

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Milky charismatic voyeur chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Milky charismatic voyeur chapel

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: crimson glittery principal's office marketing idea

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Boyish den faggotry

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: obsidian library

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed exhilarant brunch main people

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: talented pit police squad

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: fragrant messiness office

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: talented pit police squad

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Tripping legal warrant

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: blue stirring center

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: blue stirring center

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: alcoholic background story blood rage

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: cordovan jewess gas station

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Scarlet exciting church

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Slimy Vigorous Sanctuary

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Floppy fanboi factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Startled Canary Locus Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Boyish den faggotry

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pozpig

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: wonderful home

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Motley station

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: alcoholic background story blood rage

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: light laughsome senate

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: jet kitty

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy step-uncle's house

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)