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Adventurous Harsh Business Firm
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Fantasy-prone pistol
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brilliant sweet tailpipe boiling water
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Bistre resort generalized bond
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Aphrodisiac Brunch Personal Credit Line
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Aphrodisiac Brunch Personal Credit Line
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genesis 38:9
Lime philosopher-king laser beams
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
brilliant sweet tailpipe boiling water
  02/18/18
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Lime philosopher-king laser beams
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Purple odious point
  04/13/18
valley girl?
brilliant sweet tailpipe boiling water
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Cyan 180 temple
  02/18/18
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Yapping Whorehouse
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
infuriating plaza voyeur
  02/18/18
Titcr
khaki mildly autistic gaming laptop
  02/18/18
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Cyan 180 temple
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Disgusting Filthpig Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Splenetic Legal Warrant
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Disgusting Filthpig Scourge Upon The Earth
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marvelous beta set codepig
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talented sanctuary preventive strike
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Wine Narrow-minded Base Goal In Life
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
talented sanctuary preventive strike
  04/10/18
subtle
Lascivious locus idiot
  04/10/18
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Curious Free-loading Newt Kitchen
  06/04/18
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wonderful affirmative action ticket booth
  03/31/19
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sick lettuce weed whacker
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Wine Narrow-minded Base Goal In Life
  10/09/20
only this
low-t hyperventilating blood rage
  04/13/18
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grizzly jew
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Buff exciting ape
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Blathering Digit Ratio
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Federal citrine persian box office
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Lascivious locus idiot
  02/18/18
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Cyan 180 temple
  03/01/20
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Cocky lodge international law enforcement agency
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
talented sanctuary preventive strike
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Bateful theatre gaping
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Electric house-broken quadroon casino
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bearded sapphire ceo
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
bearded sapphire ceo
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Exhilarant heaven
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
Racy boltzmann locale
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Charismatic dun degenerate coffee pot
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Racy boltzmann locale
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
sick lettuce weed whacker
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Racy boltzmann locale
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
fragrant indigo shrine
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
diverse out-of-control property hissy fit
  04/13/18
CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Purple odious point
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
diverse out-of-control property hissy fit
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
cerebral fuchsia rehab
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Curious Free-loading Newt Kitchen
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
Racy boltzmann locale
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Curious Free-loading Newt Kitchen
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
comical church building incel
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
Bright adulterous internal respiration parlour
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Nubile learning disabled menage pisswyrm
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
nighttime concupiscible native son of senegal
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Racy boltzmann locale
  06/16/19
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Cyan 180 temple
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Racy boltzmann locale
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Charismatic dun degenerate coffee pot
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
balding idea he suggested
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
cerise chapel
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Scarlet library
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
comical church building incel
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The Jack Tales
Supple Black Azn Reading Party
  10/09/20
The Snake
Fantasy-prone pistol
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
yellow garrison coldplay fan
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Harsh Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Bistre resort generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Brunch Personal Credit Line

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Brunch Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Lime philosopher-king laser beams

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe boiling water

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Lime philosopher-king laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Purple odious point

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe boiling water

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Cyan 180 temple

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Yapping Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: infuriating plaza voyeur

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: khaki mildly autistic gaming laptop

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Cyan 180 temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Disgusting Filthpig Scourge Upon The Earth

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Splenetic Legal Warrant

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Disgusting Filthpig Scourge Upon The Earth

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: marvelous beta set codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: talented sanctuary preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Wine Narrow-minded Base Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: talented sanctuary preventive strike

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Lascivious locus idiot

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Curious Free-loading Newt Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: wonderful affirmative action ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: sick lettuce weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Wine Narrow-minded Base Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: low-t hyperventilating blood rage

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: grizzly jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Buff exciting ape

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Blathering Digit Ratio

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Federal citrine persian box office

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Lascivious locus idiot

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Cyan 180 temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Cocky lodge international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: talented sanctuary preventive strike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bateful theatre gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Electric house-broken quadroon casino

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: bearded sapphire ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: bearded sapphire ceo

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant heaven

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann locale

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Charismatic dun degenerate coffee pot

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann locale

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: sick lettuce weed whacker

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann locale

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: fragrant indigo shrine

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: diverse out-of-control property hissy fit

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Purple odious point

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: diverse out-of-control property hissy fit

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: cerebral fuchsia rehab

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Curious Free-loading Newt Kitchen

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann locale

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Curious Free-loading Newt Kitchen

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: comical church building incel

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Bright adulterous internal respiration parlour

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Nubile learning disabled menage pisswyrm

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: nighttime concupiscible native son of senegal

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann locale

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Cyan 180 temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Charismatic dun degenerate coffee pot

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: balding idea he suggested

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: cerise chapel

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Scarlet library

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: comical church building incel

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Supple Black Azn Reading Party

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone pistol

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: yellow garrison coldplay fan

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)