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Olympics got lifehacked.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040
spectacular ocher old irish cottage chapel
  02/20/18
bet she has "olympic skier" written in her descrip...
heady prole
  02/20/18
She's already written her own wikipedia page
Mind-boggling buff turdskin
  02/20/18
from her instagram "Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olymp...
heady prole
  02/21/18
its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over tha...
well-lubricated station
  02/20/18
The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure ...
Cobalt beta selfie
  02/20/18
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Hilarious Blue Business Firm
  02/20/18
LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine runni...
Bateful wagecucks
  02/20/18
Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time
Amethyst hospital love of her life
  02/20/18
I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe...
Cobalt beta selfie
  02/20/18
One difference in these sorts of situations is the competito...
Up-to-no-good Brilliant Space Clown
  02/20/18
Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<>...
Vibrant black woman range
  02/20/18
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spectacular ocher old irish cottage chapel
  02/20/18
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Talented lodge
  02/20/18
what a dumb cunt
maroon locale masturbator
  02/20/18
free holiday now time for bobsled & chill
cracking flesh parlor
  02/21/18
180
Comical regret doctorate
  02/20/18
I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the &q...
boyish trust fund principal's office
  02/20/18
xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it ...
Hilarious Blue Business Firm
  02/20/18
cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much
Vermilion 180 azn
  02/20/18
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boyish trust fund principal's office
  02/20/18
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Massive Deep Haunted Graveyard
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Twinkling ungodly tank
  02/20/18
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Duck-like spot generalized bond
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contagious smoky pit
  02/20/18
same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw th...
Emerald very tactful sneaky criminal university
  02/20/18
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White quadroon
  02/20/18
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exhilarant main people
  02/20/18
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mauve idiot menage
  02/21/18
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Medicated brethren box office
  02/21/18
Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?
Vigorous chest-beating set ape
  02/20/18
Mt. Rushmore
Mind-boggling buff turdskin
  02/20/18
This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.
mischievous point rigpig
  02/20/18
Ljl at the so-called Olympics
French community account
  02/20/18
someone get her a moniker
purple state deer antler
  02/20/18
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
Disrespectful cruise ship
  02/20/18
MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG
Cobalt beta selfie
  02/20/18
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Disrespectful cruise ship
  02/20/18
NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG
Light house
  02/20/18
PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG
Cobalt beta selfie
  02/20/18
...
Amethyst hospital love of her life
  02/20/18
TONGAN TONIGHT SONG
Cobalt beta selfie
  02/20/18
hey i went to the same school as her!
flushed psychic
  02/20/18
shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe ...
Vivacious Codepig
  02/20/18
we really need to acknowledge how much less competition ther...
Hilarious Blue Business Firm
  02/20/18
if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletic...
floppy copper meetinghouse
  02/20/18
Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$...
Light house
  02/20/18
women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football....
slate stirring skinny woman
  02/21/18
how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?
Zombie-like fat ankles
  02/21/18
this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the ann...
Ruby dingle berry
  02/20/18
she could have at least tried to become good at it during th...
Razzle Magenta Internal Respiration
  02/20/18
her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow acc...
Hilarious Blue Business Firm
  02/20/18
Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy d...
boyish trust fund principal's office
  02/20/18
...
Twinkling ungodly tank
  02/20/18
...
Light house
  02/20/18
no
Hilarious Blue Business Firm
  02/20/18
why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?
Twinkling ungodly tank
  02/20/18
...
Jade candlestick maker ratface
  02/20/18
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Medicated brethren box office
  02/21/18
The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares
Twinkling ungodly tank
  02/20/18
She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by...
dead property
  02/20/18
Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fa...
Honey-headed Aromatic Crackhouse
  02/20/18
true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top...
Emerald very tactful sneaky criminal university
  02/20/18
the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showi...
translucent stag film
  02/20/18
This is 180 million.
Duck-like spot generalized bond
  02/20/18
she went for the big Norwegian cock
citrine affirmative action nowag
  02/20/18
The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. ...
Amethyst hospital love of her life
  02/20/18
LOL, this is 180. Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "...
Grizzly appetizing cuckoldry dilemma
  02/20/18
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e...
pale pozpig
  02/20/18
XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and n...
hyperventilating swashbuckling school
  02/21/18


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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: spectacular ocher old irish cottage chapel

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443505)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: heady prole

bet she has "olympic skier" written in her description on every single social media platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443516)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling buff turdskin

She's already written her own wikipedia page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443520)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: heady prole

from her instagram

"Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olympian 2018 Harvard & Berkeley Alum Thumbtack & Instaviser Halfpipe Skier &#9975; Former Skeleton Ath. Hungarian & American &#127469;&#127482;&#127482;&#127480; #james1v2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451059)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: well-lubricated station

its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over that cross-country ski dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443522)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Cobalt beta selfie

The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure countries who do this picked a much better sport for the lifehack technique. Basically you're just slower and finish way back; but what you're doing doesn't *appear* to be very much different from the guy winning the gold medal.

The halfpipe girl might not have any less inherent athletic merit or skill than the cross-country bros, but she's chosen a discipline where it's very, very obvious that she's barely even playing the same sport as the contenders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444733)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Hilarious Blue Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445324)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Bateful wagecucks

LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine running 20 seconds in the 100 meters and then receiving global adulation. An impoverished North Korean beat him by 18 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445919)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital love of her life

Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446326)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Cobalt beta selfie

I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe girl. But the skiers chose a sport in which that's much less obvious to a casual observer (especially in a staggered start)--no one is posting animated GIFs on Twitter of him skiing for the LULZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446366)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Brilliant Space Clown

One difference in these sorts of situations is the competitor's starting position. (I'm not familiar with the cross-country skiers, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Vibrant black woman range

Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443524)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: spectacular ocher old irish cottage chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443525)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Talented lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444249)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: maroon locale masturbator

what a dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443535)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: cracking flesh parlor

free holiday

now time for bobsled & chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450428)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Comical regret doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443562)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: boyish trust fund principal's office

I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the "mediocre" women by someone qualifying simply by not falling down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443581)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Hilarious Blue Business Firm

xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it up.

we'd like this if it caused the media to acknowledge that so many of these women's sports aren't nearly as deep worldwide as men's, but of course they won't do that, and the US media will continue to point out how amazing our women athletes are and how they are doing better than our men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444195)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Vermilion 180 azn

cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444262)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: boyish trust fund principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444533)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Massive Deep Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445156)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Twinkling ungodly tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445934)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Duck-like spot generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445988)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: contagious smoky pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446026)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Emerald very tactful sneaky criminal university

same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446251)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: White quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: exhilarant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446383)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: mauve idiot menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450445)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Medicated brethren box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450463)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating set ape

Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443592)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling buff turdskin

Mt. Rushmore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443617)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: mischievous point rigpig

This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444259)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: French community account

Ljl at the so-called Olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444311)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: purple state deer antler

someone get her a moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444490)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Disrespectful cruise ship

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444538)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Cobalt beta selfie

MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444740)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445113)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Light house

NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445904)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Cobalt beta selfie

PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446332)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Cobalt beta selfie

TONGAN TONIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35448977)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: flushed psychic

hey i went to the same school as her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445126)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Codepig

shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe is. there must be under 100 women who even try this event globally. the boys 13 and under division would smoke these girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445138)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Hilarious Blue Business Firm

we really need to acknowledge how much less competition there is worldwide in most women's sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445325)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: floppy copper meetinghouse

if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletics scholarship to at least one sport at at least one school, you've failed.

title IX forces these colleges to maintain these programs. a lot of them can't even fill the spots.

a girl i went to high school with got a full ride to a d-1 school for golf. she could barely get the ball off the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Light house

Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$ spent on football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35449078)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: slate stirring skinny woman

women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football. 20 scholarships, and few women who participate ever rowed in a single race before getting to college.

you just have to be cool with early morning practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450511)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Zombie-like fat ankles

how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450444)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Ruby dingle berry

this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the announcers really makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445358)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Razzle Magenta Internal Respiration

she could have at least tried to become good at it during the time she invested into qualifying. sounds lazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445368)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Hilarious Blue Business Firm

her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow accolade.

pretty much the same as every kid who cares more about a grade and less about what they learn and improving skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445385)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: boyish trust fund principal's office

Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy did this you'd think it was funny. In a bar with his bros "did I ever tell you about the time I competed in the Olympics?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445838)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Twinkling ungodly tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445946)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Light house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445956)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Hilarious Blue Business Firm

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446220)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Twinkling ungodly tank

why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446266)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Jade candlestick maker ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446262)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: Medicated brethren box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450466)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Twinkling ungodly tank

The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445938)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: dead property

She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by Olympic standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446071)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed Aromatic Crackhouse

Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fast as fuck to make it up those walls. She's not "good," but I've seen freestyle (i.e., bumps) skiers who regularly compete do similar runs to what she did. It's a really unusual skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446208)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Emerald very tactful sneaky criminal university

true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top of the half pipes are fairly difficult for most skiiers. She is moving fast and the pipe is pretty steep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446260)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: translucent stag film

the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showing up.

she showed up for races all over the world for 2 years and now she has a hilarious story to brag about + use as social capital leverage.

that oiled-chest guy who competes in summer and winter olympics for tonga is going to leverage his olympics exposure into POTUS of tonga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445930)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Duck-like spot generalized bond

This is 180 million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445979)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: citrine affirmative action nowag

she went for the big Norwegian cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446042)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Amethyst hospital love of her life

The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. No telling curl of the lips. No wink. Nothing. She meant them. All of them.

"I didn't qualify for finals so I'm really disappointed," the 33-year-old Californian said after coming in last in the 24-woman field during Olympic women's halfpipe qualifying on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446339)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Grizzly appetizing cuckoldry dilemma

LOL, this is 180.

Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "athletes" that they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446367)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: pale pozpig

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e/Attention-whore.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070625132811

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446394)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: hyperventilating swashbuckling school

XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and nobody has speculated on her involvment in the Olympic village orgies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451198)