Muscular/masc/jock type: classic ideal
fat/hair: bear
thin/hairy: otter
thin/smooth/young: twink
Masc/older 35+, hairy or smooth: Daddy
So you always are one of these things at some point.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899430&forum_id=2#35452685)