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Today I told IFNB superstar Yann Perrod about the Honda CR-V
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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:17 PM Author: cyan slimy knife circlehead World-famous French muscle stud Yann Perrod stopped by at my house this afternoon, as he often does when he’s in the area POUNDING OUT local twinks. He asked me what was new, and I explained I had decided to purchase the all new 2018 Honda CR-V.
“I AM THE MOST ALPHA MUSCLE STUD IN THE WORLD!”, Yann Perrod replied. I understood this to mean that he wanted to learn more about the CR-V. So I explained that it was the #1 ranked compact SUV by US News and World Report, as well as the #1 selling compact SUV in the United States. I added that it was an IIHS top safety pick multiple years in a row, just like Yann Perrod had gone to Mister Alpha multiple years in a row.
“I HAVE THE MOST PERFECT MUSCLES AND A FAT STUDLY COCK!”, Yann Perrod replied. Seeing his continued curiosity, I began rolling off all the stats. The CR-V has a stunning 75.8 cubic feet of cargo volume, which is over 15 more than the Mazda CX-5. Each passenger in the CR-V enjoys an additional inch of shoulder room and an additional inch of leg room compared to the CX-5, useful when you are transporting your HUNG naked muscle sports team to the nearest THROB or POUNDERS. Finally, I explained that the CR-V gets a fat, girthy 31 mpg on the highway, a full mile per gallon more than competitors such as the CR-V, and fully five mpgs more than the Acura RDX.
“EVERYBODY WANTS MY MAN MEAT IN THE RELEASE ROOM!”, Perrod replied. “And everyone wants the CR-V”, I riposted. Over five years, it has a total cost of ownership nearly $5,000 lower than the #2 ranked compact SUV.
Yann Perrod let out a deafening grunt. He took his ERECT FUCKSTICK and released a FAT STREAM OF CUM onto a nearby CX-5, making that pathetic twink car his bitch. |
Date: February 25th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: cyan slimy knife circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35485167) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 5:04 PM Author: geriatric space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35485185) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 6:11 PM Author: cyan slimy knife circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35485707) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:30 PM Author: Brindle heady queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35487264) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:31 PM Author: Titillating lilac gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35487272) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:34 PM Author: Swashbuckling voyeur heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35487291) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:34 PM Author: flesh deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35487297) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:38 PM Author: Tan generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35487331) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: cyan slimy knife circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35487829) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:34 PM Author: Violet razzle hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35487835) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:36 PM Author: Dashing chartreuse senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35487850) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: cyan slimy knife circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35490719) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: 180 fantasy-prone lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35490725) |
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