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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:15 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge knowing *too* much about various kinds of grass.
drinking while playing. |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:53 PM Author: diverse nudist state half-breed "drinking while playing."
Fuck you |
Date: February 26th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Tan Sneaky Criminal striver tell: knowing how to golf, but never getting to because you're a biglaw fag and have no time for "activities" because you're a permanent wagecuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493980) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge needs to be limited to learning golf as an adult.
i learned as a kid and played like every day during the summer when i was a kid. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Tan Sneaky Criminal I know a guy who got his first BIGLAW gig and immediately signed up for golf lessons because he figured he'd be doing lots of wheelin' & dealin' on the course with clients (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494102) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge ljl sounds very gooky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494114) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: Sexy misunderstood scourge upon the earth address ugh, I know a prole medical resident like this...comes from a poor, white trash family, very prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494685) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Duck-like center new version No shit, my first year there was a girl going into the corporate group that, during our intros to other first years, said she spent her summer taking golf lessons and that she wanted to practice law because she. “Loved making deals!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495444) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: Sexy misunderstood scourge upon the earth address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494684) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:56 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask Twist you are both a stiver and a prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494692) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge oh look, an angry gook who doesnt play golf here to shit up this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494699) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:58 PM Author: Sexy misunderstood scourge upon the earth address i think he's a fat kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494703) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask Shut up scholmo. What’s your handicap? Not counting autism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494887) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge 11 at my peak in hs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495262) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:34 AM Author: Cream Stage So you sucked dick and have no authority to speak on the subject. Cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498075) |
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Date: May 1st, 2020 2:40 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness also he's bad at golf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40130210) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground smoking cigarettes on the golf course. dip or snus only. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493983) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:21 PM Author: apoplectic toaster Dip and snus are prole AFFFFFFF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493992) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground O RLY?
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jason+Dufner+Crowne+Plaza+Invitational+Colonial+qz7-w3dhjiQl.jpg |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: irradiated market mexican is the assertion here that Jason Dufner isn't a prole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494048) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground the guy made a million dollars! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494055) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: irradiated market mexican [not a fan of The Beverly Hillbillies] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494057) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:31 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494071) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: 180 old irish cottage (guy buried under TPS reports) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497775) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:24 PM Author: Dashing church headpube Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495325) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge only cigars are non-prole on the course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494044) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field http://i.imgur.com/i4mMBJ9.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494061) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground fuck. i'm done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494066) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494280) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:32 PM Author: Histrionic Mauve School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494527) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:22 AM Author: mind-boggling sapphire police squad rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497588) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim 180 one of the greatest sports pics ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494341) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:21 PM Author: confused effete stag film digit ratio wearing cut-off frayed denim jean 'shorts' and flip-flops, no shirt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493998) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:24 PM Author: vigorous alpha corner Putting the golf club up your butt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494018) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: 180 old irish cottage millennial tell* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497778) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: confused effete stag film digit ratio fishing in the water hazard between swings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494027) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground Reminds me of another: having one of those extendo-arm ball retriever things to fish balls out of the hazard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494043) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge rofl.
my dad use to tee off range balls on water holes. prole as fuck |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground judenprole move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494063) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field wow. that's as prole as it gets. couldn't even use pinnacles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494111) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494125) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: confused effete stag film digit ratio gadgets are usually prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494084) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria Nah this is a chill old money old dude tell actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494284) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:38 PM Author: Cobalt shrine coldplay fan my dad is not prole and loves to do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494560) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Honey-headed big dog poop playing music in your cart, can be enjoyable at times but still prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494028) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field I hate this. My buddy plays country music in his cart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494037) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494038) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria really hate that this became popular (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494298) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:51 AM Author: 180 old irish cottage WTF!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497782) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field Offset or draw biased clubs.
Iron head covers.
Alien wedge or "chipper" in the bag.
Pull cart. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge cr on iron head covers.
disagree on pull cart, at least for olds who still wanna walk but would have trouble carrying. but cr if youre not an old. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field Pull cart is prole. Push cart is TCR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494101) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:00 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness still prole. either keep less shit in your bag or join a course with caddies. olds especially could probably get by with just 7 or 8 clubs and a sunday bag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497470) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:25 AM Author: comical bistre knife goyim cr. only in australia are push carts acceptable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497605) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness offset irons aren't prole. playing blades or any other clubs that you're not good enough to hit consistently because you think it makes you look cool is prole, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499209) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:05 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field ("Golfer" with offset irons and 19 handicap) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499253) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness (21 handicap with mizuno blades wearing a white belt and orange puma pants) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499295) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field Don't forget my Travis Matthew hat and $450 tour edition shafts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499465) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness Had to google both of those (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502252) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: Razzle shaky cumskin milk Any kind of collegiate gear NFL gear |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge nah, a college golf bag is prestigious as fuck if you were on the team (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494078) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:03 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness using one after you graduate still is prole although it does get you preferential treatment from the starters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497474) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field idk, I think it's still CR, so long as you're just playing recreationally and not in big amateur events or something.
what's prole is a boomer 8 handicap UT grad with a burnt orange cart bag. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:34 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness it's kind of sad if you're in your late 20s or early 30s and still rocking your Amherst College hoofer. plus people expect to be really good and you feel like an asshole when they realize you aren't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499439) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle jewess partner completely disagree with this. you can rock limited amounts of college gear as long as you don't go full retard with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489550) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Crawly Thriller Reading Party Kitchen Having fun? Total prole tell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494068) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: excitant place of business antidepressant drug cr golf is only not prole if it's stressful like everything else in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494082) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:34 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge list GOOK BASKETBALL LEAGUE prole tells pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494091) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: excitant place of business antidepressant drug slapping the backboard to contest a layup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494106) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground are there really many asians who can actually touch the backboard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494122) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:33 PM Author: excitant place of business antidepressant drug most people who are 5'8" or taller can touch the backboard, which is about 70% of the asians I play with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494528) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge using a coin as a ball marker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494095) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim lol no its the opposite. pros are required to use coins. competitive amateurs and most players at decent clubs do the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494225) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground cr, using a plug-in ball marker or one of those ones that you snap off the glove are the prole tells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494251) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge link to pros required to use coins? why is this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494291) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim local rule. not sure its in effect anymore tbh. the unwritten etiquette rule was to use an old(ie not shiny) penny or dime when close to the hole so as to no be distracting.
nearly all the good players ive known use a coin 100% of the time |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:36 PM Author: Histrionic Mauve School Lot of pros use coins with good numbers as dates - e.g. 1969 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494547) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:30 PM Author: Dark stead keepsake machete nah ding bro, I use a challenge coin from winning my frat's alumni golf tournament (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494503) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:04 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness ur an idiot. I'd say a significant majority of pros use some kind of coin. little plastic markers are ok if the club gives them out but lol at going out and buying a bag of them. super lol at using big clunky "collectible" markers or the marker attached to your glove. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497477) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: diverse nudist state half-breed (woman with glitter butterfly ball marker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489415) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: self-centered location Those copper bracelets for pain Dressing like a pro moron > 18 handicap while using proline clubs |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground lmao, are those still around? I remember Mickelson was on infomercials pushing those on boomers in the 90s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494109) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:38 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494132) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: confused effete stag film digit ratio what about kneeling down and using your putter as a 'pool cue' and sinking a put w/ a behind-the-back trick-shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494110) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: Razzle shaky cumskin milk cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494123) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:37 PM Author: razzmatazz iridescent orchestra pit pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494555) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:13 AM Author: useless glittery casino that is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35526215) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: crimson goal in life whorehouse Dressing like Payne Stewart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494143) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: electric disturbing menage legal warrant Mulligans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494145) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:53 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim stroke play in casual/practice rounds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494229) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494279) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim proles play individual stroke play and keep score, rarely picking up. guess they feel like they have to get they're money's worth and hopefully have something to boast about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494376) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: Razzle shaky cumskin milk huh? as opposed to match play? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494390) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim yeah. foursomes is most prestigious for club play but a four-ball is fine too and obviously better for competitive practice rounds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494479) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:28 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge foursomes is fucking boring as fuck. why would you waste 4 hrs and hit the ball half the time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494494) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:30 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim thats the point. it doesnt take nearly 4 hours to play foursomes at a club where its the norm. and its fun if you and youre partner dont suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494506) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria LJL no one plays fucking foursomes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494518) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge does this even happen at your average club these days, or is this just the case at 3 wasp clubs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494520) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:07 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim lol of course not. varies regionally too. UK clubs are by far the most likely to have foursomes play as the norm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494805) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:18 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge im not gonna waste my time playing golf to hit 40 shots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495287) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:22 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim cr thats exactly the prole attitude im talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495319) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge if i'm prole for not wanting to hit 7 drives, 15 fairway shots and 15 putts, so be it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495350) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim its ok man almost everyone has prole tendencies. ive done much proler shit on the golf course than hole out my own ball on all 18 holes of a non-tournament round (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495398) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge this thread is classic xo. never knew it was a prole tell to play 18 holes of stroke play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495509) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:21 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness he's right, no one fucking plays foursomes you dumb faggot. fuck you for making me agree with dbg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497967) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:25 AM Author: comical bistre knife goyim wrong. plenty of people do and some clubs have times where four ball is outright prohibited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498001) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness the UK is filled with faggots and doesn't count (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498020) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:32 AM Author: comical bistre knife goyim ok man thats fair. at least you get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498062) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria ljl. what kind of faggy striver wannabe shit is this?
Is keeping a handicap now prole? |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim holy shit grow a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494484) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria Nah you're retarded. There's a place for both and stroke play definitely isn't prole.
Sunday morning foursome with dudes you know sure match play is better. But people that play often aren't always going to be in this situation. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim club players keep a handicap entering weekly/monthly medal scores, tournament scores, and some match play scores that qualify under the rules. its always been looked down on to post scores playing solo and the USGA outright banned it a year or two ago.
playing with people you dont know = playing public courses without friends. not saying ive never done that but this is a prole tell thread brother. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:50 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria So you admit that they do a bunch of other stroke play events?
I'm not a member of a club anymore but when I was growing up there'd be solo dudes playing with other groups all the time. Pretty normal for people who play a lot.
I didn't say anything about playing solo |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim i said stroke play in casual/practice round(ie not competitive medal play) was prole.
doods joining up at clubs should still be invited to play a match or skins game or some shit.
everyone playing with scorecard and pencil never picking up is frowned upon ime and obviously contributes to slow play. unfortunately this attitude is changing at least on the west coast where (mostly korean)asians are taking over the membership rolls at all but the very top tier clubs |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:41 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria Slow play isn't an issue at good clubs with good golfers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495073) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:58 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim i wish this were true man. it almost never is these days unless the club has a really small membership (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495194) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field Younger golfers (late Gen-Xers and down) and Asians are terribly slow. It's because they learned the game from watching the pros on television. Even my buddies who are good scratch players take forever around the greens.
And most decent courses are so spread out and just generally too tough for your average golfer these days. Too many forced carries, heavily bunkered greens, multi-tiered green complexes, etc. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim CR. green speeds are a problem too. they make the old school sloped greens too tough(slows down play) and result in new greens being built flat and boring to accommodate for them.
worst is when they butcher 180 old greens so they can be played rolling 13+ on the stimp |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:48 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness this is true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498169) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:47 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness good clubs still have mediocre golfers. even good golfers aren't out there treating their foursome match like it's a pga event. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498158) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:27 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness he means specifically if you've got a game going with your foursome then straight up stroke play is TTT and is rarely seen. better ball, match play, or pretty much any other format is better for pace of play and you don't have to be an anal faggot about enforcing rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498012) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:33 AM Author: comical bistre knife goyim cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498068) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Erotic crackhouse Forgetting your flask and needing to bum swigs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494230) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim not knowing the difference between foursomes and four-ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494238) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: slate passionate nursing home having sex inside the windmill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494443) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Bronze Church Building Athletic Conference wtf mini-golf is prestigious af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494499) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:29 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone godawful lodge codepig "this castle is impregnable!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497640) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:36 PM Author: Cracking vermilion hall Not knowing the meaning of the flag color on the flagstick
Stepping on someone's putting line
Placing the flagstick on the green or where someone's ball will likely hit it |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:39 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge tbf, these are n00b tells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494565) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:44 PM Author: Cracking vermilion hall I just listed stuff that the ghetto HS' did when we played them. Some of them wore Adidas. Stopped playing after HS after losing interest in it. Still have my HS bag with my clubs at my mom's house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494601) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:40 PM Author: titillating ivory principal's office french chef 1. Golfing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494574) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:41 PM Author: stimulating private investor degenerate Noone wants to call out faggot OP re drinking on the course? Even the most prestigious wasps I know love getting trashed and playing golf. The two go hand in hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494585) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge no, they don't. they drink afterwards. prestigious golfers want to do their best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494598) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness lol at your 11 hdcp ass having a clue how good golfers actually think. striver types who gun super hard to break 80 or whatever are insufferable faggots and among the biggest proles out there. just accept that you suck shit and having a few beers won't affect your game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500514) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Cream Stage devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500535) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM Author: Erotic crackhouse Can’t even fathom the basis for OP’s statement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494600) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: slate passionate nursing home he's a jewish teetotaler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494626) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge i drink, pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494632) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:01 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask You don’t drink faggot
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&mc=106&forum_id=2#35494699 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494765) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask (Faggot checking to see if Michelob Ultra from cart girl is parve) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494920) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:19 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (it is) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495291) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria http://www.businessinsider.com/letter-from-president-of-atlantas-piedmont-driving-club-over-drunk-behavior-2012-6
"One member decided to play the 14th hole completely naked. I have not researched it, but I suspect this is a crime in Georgia."
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494681) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:00 PM Author: zippy station Piedmont Driving Club is 180 and not prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495202) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:24 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness IFNB approved club:
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/07/30/squires-the-last-boys-club/
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: stimulating private investor degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502285) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 3:58 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40117970) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:01 PM Author: drunken spot puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494728) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:42 PM Author: Histrionic Mauve School Slow play Not fixing ball marks/filling divots Not picking up tees Brand new off-brand clubs |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:45 PM Author: supple home gay wizard Wearing futuristic shiny tight fitting golf shirts with a lot of fancy moisture wick technologies and shit.
Wearing matching golf gear all from one brand like you are sponsored (when you aren't). |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494620) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494633) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: slate passionate nursing home only wearing red shirts on Sunday like you're Tiger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494667) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: supple home gay wizard do people do this (other than Tiger)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494713) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: slate passionate nursing home when i took the lsat everyone on TLS had red shirt Tiger Woods avatars because it was "game day" lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494746) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria Not having a caddie
(xo Asian pumo) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494683) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: Sexy misunderstood scourge upon the earth address Golfing in general is godawful, but people who learn it as a kid and play it competitively seem OK
The worst are people who learn as young adults - prole striver white trash IMO
Olds have to play some sport and most are physically incapable of playing other sports, so I guess I understand why olds play golf |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: Maniacal Hairless Masturbator Forum Golfing is for try-hard strivers pretending to be rich. It's really the ultimate prole tell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494750) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:17 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness no, it's not at all. plenty of proles play golf and don't try or care at all about hiding their proleness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497545) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:52 PM Author: Cream Stage not if you grew up playing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489352) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: slate passionate nursing home Using a golf cart
(Antonin Scalia) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:05 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge nice one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494777) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:12 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494872) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:13 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask LOL at a fucking Orthodox Jew telling this board what’s prole about golf. First off, you claim tennis, and there is basically zero overlap between serious tennis players and golfers, much less sabbath observing tennis players and golfers. If you don’t golf on Saturday, you don’t golf.
That said, and in the spirit of the thread, here are golf prole tells:
Bringinging your own booze to a CC
Avoiding driving your shitbox to a CC. (“Hey why don’t you pick me up.”)
Changing shoes in parking lot at CC
Cargo shorts, especially with a drawstring rather than belt loops
Refusing a caddy when everyone else has one
Putting cigarette down on green/tee box. (Smoking cigs is generally prole, but there are still a few blue blood smokers left.)
Dress code violations
Offering CC staff tips/offering to pay when CC only allows account charges
Driving up to CC with golf clubs in pickup truck rattling around
Spending 20 minutes in woods looking for a ball b/c you’re too cheap to lose it
Wearing hunting or sport srain gear when it rains
Going double or nothing on bets because you dont’ have the cash. Also, doing IOUs or trying to apply other debts to golfing debts. (“All right, I owe you $15, but gas for the ride here was $5 per person.”)
Playing with way worn out grips or clubs that clearly were demos
Costco clubs (balls are OK)
Metal spikes (used to be cool but now just a sign you got your spikes at a thirft shop or from grandpa)
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: slate passionate nursing home since this post is so country club made me think that golfing on public course is prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494947) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:27 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask It’s not per se - plenty of good “public” courses. No one’s “prole” for playing pebble beach or troon north or bethpage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494989) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:37 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim agree with this poast generally but its absolutely prole to play bethpage more than once in a blue moon and LOL at troon north (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495050) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:46 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask Fine. TPC Sawgrass? St. Andrews? BTW your striving ass smerrr rike duck sozzzz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495108) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:52 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria CR. If he says "medal play" one more time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495160) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:59 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim what's youre problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495198) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim lol asians are the worst thing to ever happen to golf.
st. andrews is always prestigious even if youre just walking you're dog there on a sunday. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:25 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness lol at this bullshit. plenty of public courses are very good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497604) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: Maniacal Hairless Masturbator Forum you seem like someone i would enjoy punching in the face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495170) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:02 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask Suit yourself, and good luck finding someone else to sponsor you at Shinnecock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495207) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (xo gook claiming to be a shinnecock member) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495282) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:29 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness (Shinnecock member who plays costco balls) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498036) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask Sorry you can't afford to play Kirkland Signatures (or apparently know about the biggest golf equipment story of 2016).
http://www.golf.com/tour-news/2017/01/26/costco-kirkland-signature-golf-balls-arent-gone-forever
https://mygolfspy.com/kirkland-vs-titleist-pro-v1/
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness they probably are a step up from the Precept MC Lady balls you used to play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499409) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field They're actually really good balls. Comparable to regular ProV1s and TM TPs. Certainly better than lower range urethane balls like the Project A or Rocketballz urethane. And it's just funny as hell to look down and see the ugly "Kirkland Signature" logo on an otherwise tour quality ball, or call out down the fairway, "yeah, that's me. I'm playing the Kirkland Signature." Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499451) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495280) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:19 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness Costco balls are not ok. Pro V1s are ubiquitous at this point. lol at buying anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497562) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask I was kidding, but you obviously must not know much about golf if you didn't hear about the Kirkland Signature vs. Pro V1 comparison.
https://mygolfspy.com/kirkland-vs-titleist-pro-v1/
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field how many k-sigs do you have left? I still have 6 dozen. Great balls for the price, obviously, but I think they spin too much. I prefer the X model balls (TPx/V1x/XV). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499424) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle jewess partner wearing your grandfather's golf shoes seems pretty fucking prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489767) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: Citrine Sandwich Senate Basically anything covered here
https://www.instagram.com/dadplayinggolf |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6vmC2FME9/?taken-by=dadplayinggolf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499322) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:07 AM Author: cheese-eating marketing idea This thread is awesome. It's a bunch of queers trying to one up each other but if you fly too close to the sun you get called azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497493) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM Author: Laughsome elastic band lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497610) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM Author: indigo garrison hunting ground every poaster ITT is asian or jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497624) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:01 AM Author: maroon frozen ceo organic girlfriend lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497843) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:57 AM Author: Marvelous rusted set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498249) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:27 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask Only by DBG or his sock pupppets because he knows fuck all about golf and that is his only retort when he is at the end of his short intellectual rope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499388) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 1:03 PM Author: maroon frozen ceo organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500625) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:18 AM Author: Puce theater associate drive for show, putt for no dough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497559) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM Author: exhilarant peach useless brakes twinkling uncleanness Golf is for sissiecucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497615) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:39 AM Author: Charismatic Flatulent Ape Jew Having a 30 foot ball retriever that you routinely use not only do recover your own top flight X-Outs, but also to stop (regardless of pace of play) to get multiple discolored balls you see in a pond.
Pointer finger down along the shaft of the putter.
Having a special plastic angled tee that you spend more than 5 seconds searching for.
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:57 AM Author: pungent office personal credit line Yep. Having the Jewstick and routinely using it is the biggest prole tell.
2nd one is spot on and hilarious |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:09 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness 2nd point is spot on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497903) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:06 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field These are good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499258) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: maroon frozen ceo organic girlfriend Leave me alone you sneering faggots. I just want to whack the ball around and post my 100+ score in peace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497858) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:36 AM Author: Crawly Thriller Reading Party Kitchen Like I said earlier, bunch of joyless fags in this thread. No drinking? Get the fuck out of here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498088) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:48 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness i don't think anyone actually agrees with DBG on that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498173) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:58 AM Author: Marvelous rusted set for complete hacks like me, golf is most fun when you don’t keep score at all I mean I know I’m gonna lose, why not just enjoy hitting the ball |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:03 PM Author: Charismatic Flatulent Ape Jew If you associate golf with drinking, by definition you are either a prole or alcoholic, save for a couple of exceptions: 1) wedding / bachelor party; 2) outing or scramble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498288) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge cr; it also means you dont take golf seriously which is prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498382) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: Charismatic Flatulent Ape Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498567) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Crawly Thriller Reading Party Kitchen Never said I wasn't prole. Just said that serious golfmos who look down on proles are fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498388) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:18 PM Author: Laughsome elastic band I've never understood the contingent that suggests golf as a way to drink. If I want to drink, uh, I'll just go drink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498399) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:19 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498414) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria Really? It's outside for one. You could just go drink on a patio sure, but golfing also serves as a great activity instead of just sitting there. People love playing games while drinking. And golf is a 180 game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498491) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: Laughsome elastic band Right but then I'm going golfing to golf, not to drink. If one likes golf and wants to play golf, I take no issue with it.
Golf shouldn't be a vehicle for drinking. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria Some people like to combine. Especially non serious golfers. Great for bachelor parties.
What's wrong with enjoying both at same time? |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge prole tell = your golf outings are primarily bachelor parties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499445) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge prole tell = not taking golf seriously and seeing it as an activity to fuck around at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498544) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:39 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria Maybe. But it's not like you are playing that way everytime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498597) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2020 11:48 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness Prole tell is being an 11 who takes golf super seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40139288) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:24 PM Author: maroon frozen ceo organic girlfriend I enjoy drinking when I golf. I don't need to drink because golf is fun on its own, but drinking and golfing can be fun sometimes.
It's all this other nitpicky shit that I don't care about. If you have good etiquette and maintain pace of play who gives a shit about plastic ball markers or a goofy Payne Stewart hat? Fuck off and let me chunk my irons. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field No real golfers care so long as you do as you said above. Follow traditional golf etiquette and play quickly. You can look and talk like a construction worker or dress like a Rickie Fowler clown for all I care. Drinking is fine too. We always throw back whiskey or a beer or two during our non-club weekend rounds. So long as you don't get legit drunk and act like an idiot, it's no big deal.
The truth is most golfers aren't pretentious clothmos like the dudes posting above, but are chill, generally good doods who love the game and enjoy meeting others who feel the same. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:35 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness stand bags made by anyone other than Ping
sticking your putter with the wedges in your bag and not organizing it properly in general
only having wedges that are part of your iron set
staff bags
having full matching sets of clubs that make it obvious you bought the entire set at the same time. probably at dicks.
dressing like a tour pro, white belts, tight pants, etc.
slow play, being a pain in the ass about drops and rules if you're not breaking 80.
want to say full scrambles but it's the only way for big outings to actually finish in the same day. modified scrambles (scramble on drives only) are less prole though and actually let you sort of play your own game.
as much as it pains me to say, reciting lines from Caddyshack while playing |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:56 AM Author: Haunting startled jap library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498240) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:17 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge ljl this is caddyshack flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498398) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: Haunting startled jap library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498482) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:34 PM Author: Sepia faggotry I played yesterday, and our group did a bunch of stuff that would qualify:
- pissing on a bush right by the tee box - riding putter around the green like a horse after making a long put - drinking many beers - exchanging cash on the green after bets were won/lost
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498575) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Outnumbered Contagious School Cafeteria All of these things are actually very prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498579) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: maroon frozen ceo organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498591) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502040) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness Owning any of these:
https://www.amazon.com/Caddyswag-Par-Golf-Bag-Cooler/dp/B008PU39Q4
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: Bossy Splenetic Factory Reset Button Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499418) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:58 PM Author: Charismatic Flatulent Ape Jew Lol'd at several, #3 and #6 especially. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502092) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:15 PM Author: aromatic greedy heaven philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35503107) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone godawful lodge codepig definitely not fixing divots. also, not letting faster players play through. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: Milky Heady Giraffe Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499472) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:03 AM Author: Talented Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35526163) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489308) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:52 PM Author: pungent office personal credit line Using a beer brand golf bag (e.g. big red Budweiser bag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489347) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:15 PM Author: diverse nudist state half-breed (Rodney Dangerfield) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489489) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: supple home gay wizard so what? so let's dance
http://golf.swingbyswing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Rodney_Dance_Caddyshack1.gif |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness the red budweiser bags are awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500477) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:45 PM Author: pungent office personal credit line Awesome and prole are not mutually exclusive brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500501) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness the official red bud bag belongs in it's own category
This is 180:
this is 120 and is truly prole:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Datrek-Budweiser-Golf-Bag-With-Head-Cover/253765656208?hash=item3b159c9e90%3Ag%3AGr4AAOSw4-1bUhkF&_sacat=0&_nkw=budweiser+golf+bag&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313.TR5.TRC2.A0.H0.Xbudweiser+golf+bag.TRS0&LH_TitleDesc=0 |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: cheese-eating marketing idea BRUSH TEES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500543) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 1:02 PM Author: wonderful stock car brethren Not sure how my ctrl+f for sneakers returns no results.
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Date: August 1st, 2018 6:41 PM Author: comical bistre knife goyim (not one of the cool jr. golfers at the club doing minimalist schtick in sneakers carrying a ping moon/titleist sunday bag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36536527) |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 1:56 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness ping l8 is the potus bag if you can find one in good condition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567840) |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:06 AM Author: comical bistre knife goyim cr i just went back to mine last year. also had an original hoofer.
the minimalism trend seemed to happen right after ping stopped with those and started making the hoofer 2 with full length dividers, ugly water bottle pocket and other gay stuff |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:08 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness i liked the water bottle pocket. the little bottle pouch inside the long pocket in the L8 was 180 for underage drinking though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567878) |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:13 AM Author: comical bistre knife goyim there was no real advantage over putting the bottle in the middle pouch on the original hoofer. the zipper was useless. also looked like shit of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567888) |
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Date: April 30th, 2020 1:19 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness I liked the water bottle pocket and the hoofer 2 pocket setup better in general than the later models.
L8 still is the potus pocket setup |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:05 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness since we're talking about minimalism, playing barefoot = super prestigious. only credited approach if you forget your shoes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567869) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:05 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118007) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 3:46 PM Author: Lemon indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40117910) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:09 PM Author: Disgusting Opaque Shitlib Point Not wearing plus fours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118025) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:18 PM Author: Pea-brained Jet-lagged Filthpig when do you find time to play golf especially if you still play real sports (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118061) |
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Date: April 30th, 2020 9:49 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal public bath messiness "real" sports are for children. adults play golf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40122079) |
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Date: April 30th, 2020 1:24 PM Author: Exciting abode pisswyrm Hummer golf cart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40123483) |