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Email culture shit in biglaw is lolzy

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cracking university
  02/28/18
Describe
Contagious Principal's Office
  02/28/18
you have to put the addressees in order of firm seniority wh...
blue domesticated clown
  02/28/18
Lol what kind of kike new yawker firm are you at? My firm do...
Contagious Principal's Office
  02/28/18
Client: "Haha totally chill bro!" *later, to pa...
pearly whorehouse
  02/28/18
(guy not at a peer firm)
chrome stubborn idiot
  02/28/18
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racy mischievous queen of the night codepig
  02/28/18
How's DLA?
talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property
  02/28/18
Clients alphabetically; Partners alphabetically; Associates ...
Floppy Vengeful Puppy Rehab
  02/28/18
lol sure. Rainmaker partner Zinkelstein is going to be perf...
chrome stubborn idiot
  02/28/18
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pearly whorehouse
  02/28/18
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Soul-stirring Primrose Area Factory Reset Button
  02/28/18
The is no Zorn or Zutrof?
flatulent navy persian school
  02/28/18
At my firm, some partners would go ballistic if not ordered ...
chrome stubborn idiot
  02/28/18
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sooty national
  02/28/18
I'll bet the worst were the partners who were counting from ...
dull jet-lagged chapel stock car
  02/28/18
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brass bearded fortuitous meteor site
  03/01/18
i can confirm this pathetic behavior
multi-colored mediation kitchen
  03/03/18
Sometimes there's a valid reason for it. I'll have 40 ppl in...
talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property
  02/28/18
And if people can't govern themselves accordingly, we're no ...
geriatric snowy immigrant
  02/28/18
(confucius)
Crimson den water buffalo
  03/01/18
180
jade mother native
  03/03/18
I was lectured on this. It’s real. I also got yelled at ...
Poppy market
  02/28/18
lol how do u guys deal with this shit
Arousing duck-like senate
  02/28/18
I left lol
Poppy market
  02/28/18
The money
chrome stubborn idiot
  02/28/18
Alcohol
Thriller piazza
  02/28/18
Some of us suck trucker cock.
fragrant hateful station
  03/01/18
Tbf he was right u dimwit
racy mischievous queen of the night codepig
  02/28/18
Ljl at permitting any conjunctions at all
Mint alcoholic cumskin
  02/28/18
"Conjunctions?" We need to talk.
ultramarine point
  02/28/18
ljl at not knowing the definition of “conjunction”
Poppy market
  03/01/18
What is your function?
khaki base psychic
  03/01/18
Is this a Julia moniker or an imposter
ivory state mental disorder
  03/03/18
*cannot
pontificating gas station love of her life
  02/28/18
yep
Stirring turdskin
  02/28/18
Sounds like the DOD. Once got chewed out by some random CAPT...
Thriller piazza
  02/28/18
he probably just got done getting buttfucked by the LCDR and...
blue domesticated clown
  03/01/18
lol Did you tell him you don't really give a shit?
silver trailer park
  03/03/18
I do this even inhouse and look down upon anyone who doesn't...
violet dashing public bath
  02/28/18
i often intentionally email the associates at biglaw firms a...
shimmering famous landscape painting
  03/03/18
Oh I thought you meant how they’re sent 24/7
Massive amethyst dog poop national security agency
  02/28/18
This thread is all flame right?
startled black woman
  02/28/18
yes, the pumo is flame
pearly whorehouse
  02/28/18
It’s true. All of it,
racy mischievous queen of the night codepig
  02/28/18
plz handle thank
Magenta space
  02/28/18
(Senior partner)
cracking university
  02/28/18
Will do. Thanks!
Smoky Tanning Salon
  02/28/18
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Lascivious thirsty dingle berry
  02/28/18
How long will I last if I deliberately send out 100% of my e...
frisky church
  02/28/18
that's lunacy
Stirring turdskin
  02/28/18
only 1 way 2 find out
Arousing duck-like senate
  02/28/18
Go get some bankers boxes from the mailroom asap
racy mischievous queen of the night codepig
  02/28/18
Literally never once encountered this or thought about this ...
odious milky macaca locus
  02/28/18
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Out-of-control degenerate
  02/28/18
In my experience 90% of biglawyers do this. Especially at to...
frum garnet marketing idea stage
  02/28/18
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Razzle-dazzle new version meetinghouse
  02/28/18
(Not a biglawmo)
Mint alcoholic cumskin
  02/28/18
If you’re emailing the CEO, CFO and a senior finance person ...
racy mischievous queen of the night codepig
  02/28/18
wtf. I would list them in whatever order I typed them in, a...
buff pervert
  02/28/18
Friend in NYC biglaw told me the partners' names show up in ...
Fuchsia awkward sound barrier
  02/28/18
PTSD
Laughsome shrine becky
  02/28/18
Don't you do smalllaw T+E?
electric sable yarmulke stag film
  02/28/18
Denver but solid biglaw Denver. Also the shit how associate...
cracking university
  02/28/18
Please r8 Brownstein.
talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property
  02/28/18
i told everyone on my team that i don't read my emails. u...
aphrodisiac pearl hissy fit abode
  02/28/18
This must be a litigation thing where a single email to the ...
buff pervert
  02/28/18
Maybe it's changed. That's been standard since I started in ...
frum garnet marketing idea stage
  02/28/18
like when you send a random email to a client regarding a de...
buff pervert
  02/28/18
Yeah. People pop in names by seniority. Clients at banks and...
frum garnet marketing idea stage
  02/28/18
Got a midlaw partner bro who does this and is the worst bcc ...
transparent motley therapy lodge
  02/28/18
Lolyers are such pathetic cucks
Fuchsia awkward sound barrier
  02/28/18
The shit you can get away with if you're even just a little ...
transparent motley therapy lodge
  02/28/18
Describe
Contagious Principal's Office
  02/28/18
i usually put the emails in order of the people I actually d...
carmine comical dysfunction cuck
  02/28/18
describe billing but not doing anything
cracking university
  02/28/18
reading the emails I send and billing "2.0 - attend to ...
carmine comical dysfunction cuck
  02/28/18
heh - 180
cracking university
  02/28/18
biglaw is essentially a contest of who can keep a shit-eatin...
Lascivious thirsty dingle berry
  02/28/18
what's your strategy when you have 2 or 3 associates in the ...
soggy fishy chad
  02/28/18
With associates, no worries. Just let it do. When dealing...
talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property
  03/01/18
jfc kill yourself
judgmental theatre jew
  03/01/18
Is this thread all flame? Spent 7+ years at a top 10 biglaw...
buff pervert
  03/01/18
I wish this were flame brotherman
frum garnet marketing idea stage
  03/01/18
(Denver midlawyer)
brass bearded fortuitous meteor site
  03/01/18
Not flame.
Cowardly spruce shitlib
  03/01/18
good to know. I might have left two years earlier if I had ...
buff pervert
  03/01/18
*Joker moves ur fingers over CTRL-V to paste name partner in...
Adventurous topaz forum milk
  03/01/18
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talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property
  03/01/18
*diamond cuts u* Get THESE hands, bitch! Strowman, you've...
self-absorbed vivacious sweet tailpipe death wish
  03/01/18
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nofapping volcanic crater box office
  03/03/18
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Glittery hall
  03/03/18
This is completely insane. God help you all. What diff does...
burgundy stead
  03/03/18
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cracking university
  03/03/18
lol
yapping potus
  03/03/18
lol that this was briefly stickied
Turquoise Cerebral Spot Newt
  03/03/18


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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: cracking university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504630)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Contagious Principal's Office

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504661)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: blue domesticated clown

you have to put the addressees in order of firm seniority when there are multiple recipients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504675)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: Contagious Principal's Office

Lol what kind of kike new yawker firm are you at? My firm doesn’t give a shit about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504682)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: pearly whorehouse

Client: "Haha totally chill bro!"

*later, to partner*

"Make sure pumo doesnt work on this matter going forward"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504690)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: chrome stubborn idiot

(guy not at a peer firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504708)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: racy mischievous queen of the night codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505011)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property

How's DLA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504719)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Floppy Vengeful Puppy Rehab

Clients alphabetically; Partners alphabetically; Associates alphabetically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504691)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: chrome stubborn idiot

lol sure. Rainmaker partner Zinkelstein is going to be perfectly content to be after everybody else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504696)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: pearly whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504697)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Primrose Area Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504788)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: flatulent navy persian school

The is no Zorn or Zutrof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505124)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: chrome stubborn idiot

At my firm, some partners would go ballistic if not ordered "by seniority" and not everybody had the same idea of what "by seniority" meant, naturally favoring the metric that made them more "senior." As I recall the competing methodologies, there was (i) date made partner at this firm, (ii) date made partner at this firm/a "peer" firm, and (iii) date made partner at any firm, plus varying ideas of what levels of government position counted as the equivalent of "making partner." Some self-styled "senior associates" got in on the action too and wanted seniors to be listed appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504693)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: sooty national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505167)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: dull jet-lagged chapel stock car

I'll bet the worst were the partners who were counting from date made partner at a "peer" firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510641)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: brass bearded fortuitous meteor site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35511652)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: multi-colored mediation kitchen

i can confirm this pathetic behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530286)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property

Sometimes there's a valid reason for it. I'll have 40 ppl in an email, but will want to put the person of greatest important (whether it is seniority, pull, etc.) at the front so others know and can govern themselves accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504701)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: geriatric snowy immigrant

And if people can't govern themselves accordingly, we're no better than animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504782)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Crimson den water buffalo

(confucius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35515261)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: jade mother native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529725)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Poppy market

I was lectured on this. It’s real.

I also got yelled at because I didn’t put an apostrophe in “can’t” one time. The partner said it made a “bad impression when we don’t use correct grammar.” Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504709)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Arousing duck-like senate

lol how do u guys deal with this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504746)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Poppy market

I left lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504824)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: chrome stubborn idiot

The money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504850)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller piazza

Alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505078)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: fragrant hateful station

Some of us suck trucker cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514918)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: racy mischievous queen of the night codepig

Tbf he was right u dimwit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505089)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Mint alcoholic cumskin

Ljl at permitting any conjunctions at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508522)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: ultramarine point

"Conjunctions?"

We need to talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508575)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Poppy market

ljl at not knowing the definition of “conjunction”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35513143)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: khaki base psychic

What is your function?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514423)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: ivory state mental disorder

Is this a Julia moniker or an imposter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526229)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: pontificating gas station love of her life

*cannot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510888)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Stirring turdskin

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504769)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Thriller piazza

Sounds like the DOD. Once got chewed out by some random CAPT because I had him listed after a LCDR on the CC: line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505072)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: blue domesticated clown

he probably just got done getting buttfucked by the LCDR and was literally butthurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514716)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: silver trailer park

lol

Did you tell him you don't really give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529846)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: violet dashing public bath

I do this even inhouse and look down upon anyone who doesn't do it. I get nervous when I see an email listing me before a C level exec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510901)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: shimmering famous landscape painting

i often intentionally email the associates at biglaw firms and CC partners, or put associates' names on signature blocks for stipulations/settlements/etc just to piss them all off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35527592)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Massive amethyst dog poop national security agency

Oh I thought you meant how they’re sent 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504710)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: startled black woman

This thread is all flame right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504737)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: pearly whorehouse

yes, the pumo is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504744)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: racy mischievous queen of the night codepig

It’s true. All of it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505093)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Magenta space

plz handle thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504743)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: cracking university

(Senior partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508354)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Smoky Tanning Salon

Will do. Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504780)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Lascivious thirsty dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504799)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: frisky church

How long will I last if I deliberately send out 100% of my emails going forward with junior first and senior last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504796)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Stirring turdskin

that's lunacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505008)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Arousing duck-like senate

only 1 way 2 find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505097)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: racy mischievous queen of the night codepig

Go get some bankers boxes from the mailroom asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505098)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: odious milky macaca locus

Literally never once encountered this or thought about this in my career. Yall are some risk averse pussies or went to some shitfirms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505001)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505017)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: frum garnet marketing idea stage

In my experience 90% of biglawyers do this. Especially at top firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505105)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle new version meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508386)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Mint alcoholic cumskin

(Not a biglawmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508540)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: racy mischievous queen of the night codepig

If you’re emailing the CEO, CFO and a senior finance person of a major company + the CEO’s executive assistant, what order would you list their names in the email?

That’s what I thought. Keep talking shit about biglaw email etiquette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505116)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: buff pervert

wtf. I would list them in whatever order I typed them in, although probably put the EA last because I'd think of her last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508515)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia awkward sound barrier

Friend in NYC biglaw told me the partners' names show up in ALLCAPS on firm email so everyone knows how important they are ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505355)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Laughsome shrine becky

PTSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505574)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: electric sable yarmulke stag film

Don't you do smalllaw T+E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505630)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: cracking university

Denver but solid biglaw Denver. Also the shit how associates must be perfect in emails; partners will do one liners; you know the partner is prestigious as fuck when you see “Great. Thx.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508311)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property

Please r8 Brownstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508368)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pearl hissy fit abode

i told everyone on my team that i don't read my emails.

usually if someone sends something important, the VP actually has to remind me to check my email from so and so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508395)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: buff pervert

This must be a litigation thing where a single email to the client (or a partner) is of enormous importance.

I was at a top firm for many years on the transactional side, and I'm not sure this ever crossed my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508450)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: frum garnet marketing idea stage

Maybe it's changed. That's been standard since I started in early 2010s. Just spot checked and see partners and associates doing it from 2 V10 firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508468)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: buff pervert

like when you send a random email to a client regarding a deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508512)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: frum garnet marketing idea stage

Yeah. People pop in names by seniority. Clients at banks and funds do it too IME.

White collar professionals are such fucking faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509739)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: transparent motley therapy lodge

Got a midlaw partner bro who does this and is the worst bcc abuser I know of. I bcc him all the time back just to fuck with him. He wouldn't dream of ever telling another to follow the seniority charade. My favorites are when he deviates from order of seniority if he thought an associate did a REALLY STELLAR JOB! His version of a gold star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508497)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia awkward sound barrier

Lolyers are such pathetic cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508529)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: transparent motley therapy lodge

The shit you can get away with if you're even just a little alpha to them is great though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508547)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Contagious Principal's Office

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509810)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: carmine comical dysfunction cuck

i usually put the emails in order of the people I actually deal with and copy all of the shitheads billing but not doing anything afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508558)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: cracking university

describe billing but not doing anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509670)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: carmine comical dysfunction cuck

reading the emails I send and billing "2.0 - attend to correspondence and client matters"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509699)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: cracking university

heh - 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509800)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty dingle berry

biglaw is essentially a contest of who can keep a shit-eating grin on their face (both literally and metaphorically) for the longest period of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510306)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: soggy fishy chad

what's your strategy when you have 2 or 3 associates in the email chain that are the same year?

what about when it's a more senior partner and a less senior partner but it's the less senior partner's client or they just generally have a bigger book of business?

how do you order the email?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510917)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property

With associates, no worries. Just let it do.

When dealing with partners, make the junior atty send the email. Whatever he picks you should tell him he should be careful and do the opposit next time. Wash, rinse, repwat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35511431)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: judgmental theatre jew

jfc kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514742)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: buff pervert

Is this thread all flame? Spent 7+ years at a top 10 biglaw firm with no complaints, never gave this a second thought, and no one ever mentioned it. I can't figure out if this is an XO joke, and really want to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514411)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: frum garnet marketing idea stage

I wish this were flame brotherman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514439)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: brass bearded fortuitous meteor site

(Denver midlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514470)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Cowardly spruce shitlib

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514475)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: buff pervert

good to know. I might have left two years earlier if I had known about stupid shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514538)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Adventurous topaz forum milk

*Joker moves ur fingers over CTRL-V to paste name partner in CC line after secretary*:

“introduce a little anarchy!”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514465)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: talking bat shit crazy juggernaut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514489)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed vivacious sweet tailpipe death wish

*diamond cuts u*

Get THESE hands, bitch! Strowman, you've been out here week in and week out running your mouth about how you don't have a wrestlemania opponent, how you need a real challenge. Well your wrestlemania opponent is . . . ME!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514697)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: nofapping volcanic crater box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526193)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Glittery hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526181)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: burgundy stead

This is completely insane. God help you all. What diff does it make so long as everyone gets the email. This is fucking bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35527102)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: cracking university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529712)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: yapping potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Cerebral Spot Newt

lol that this was briefly stickied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530357)