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At Shabbat Lunch, 3 Jewish "Males" Couldn't Use Beer Bottle Opener. PDDJ Helped

sad sight!
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/09/18
let me guess, they blamed the opener and suggested it be ret...
gadotphile
  03/09/18
they did blame the opener. it was a can opener with a beer b...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/09/18
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Buck "The Club" Paulette
  03/09/18
Why not just use a lighter or the other beer bottle
jag
  03/09/18
cant carry a lighter on shabbat. it's mukzah. you think j...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/09/18
did she use her teeth?
MoreDoughHi
  03/09/18
Is opening a bottle not considered work?
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  03/09/18
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Judas Jones
  03/09/18
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cannon
  03/09/18
goy tell. work = temple work
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/09/18
Better hope that beer was not bottle conditioned or you'd be...
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  03/09/18
? you can select what good from bad
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/09/18
Only for immediate use, so unless they're chugging the beers...
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  03/09/18
that's not what immediate use means. doesnt mean instantaneo...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/09/18
Would leaving one partially finished be considered wrong the...
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  03/09/18
i could assume that within the course of a meal is okay
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/09/18
https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/O9BXRl.gif
Judas Jones
  03/09/18
did she use her anus?
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  03/09/18
hahah wow lol
phineasgage
  03/09/18
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ESL TM..,..;;.
  03/09/18
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Morning In America
  03/09/18
thought this thread title was flame
deus vult
  03/09/18
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.,.,.:.,:,.:.,.,:.,.:.,:,.:.,:.,,..:,
  03/09/18
These alpha bjc chaebitz commanded pddj's respect and assist...
guys
  03/09/18
Lol
jag
  03/09/18
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.,.,.:.,:,.:.,.,:.,.:.,:,.:.,:.,,..:,
  03/09/18
spin, ratfucks
THE NOTORIOUS SIX. FOOT. THREE.
  03/09/18
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guys
  03/13/18


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Date: March 9th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

sad sight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569074)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: gadotphile

let me guess, they blamed the opener and suggested it be returned for a full refund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569096)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

they did blame the opener. it was a can opener with a beer bottle thing. they insisted it wasnt for beer bottles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569117)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569499)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: jag

Why not just use a lighter or the other beer bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569102)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

cant carry a lighter on shabbat. it's mukzah.

you think jews can do the beer bottle - beer bottle opening trick? ljlno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569111)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

did she use her teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569124)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

Is opening a bottle not considered work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569490)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569514)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569518)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

goy tell. work = temple work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35570124)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

Better hope that beer was not bottle conditioned or you'd be performing Borer by separating the beer from the yeast in the dregs of the bottle, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35571668)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

? you can select what good from bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572030)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

Only for immediate use, so unless they're chugging the beers it's def not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572645)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

that's not what immediate use means. doesnt mean instantaneous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572726)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

Would leaving one partially finished be considered wrong then? Where do you draw the line for immediacy, is it before the beer gets warm or just until the heat death of the universe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572842)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

i could assume that within the course of a meal is okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572848)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Judas Jones

https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/O9BXRl.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569520)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Short Pride World Wide)

did she use her anus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35569524)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: phineasgage

hahah wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572546)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572891)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35573572)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: deus vult (from constantinople to the stars)

thought this thread title was flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35570128)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: .,.,.:.,:,.:.,.,:.,.:.,:,.:.,:.,,..:,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572539)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: guys

These alpha bjc chaebitz commanded pddj's respect and assistance. Did you urinate submissively while watching from the corner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35572914)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: jag

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35573546)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:.,:,.:.,.,:.,.:.,:,.:.,:.,,..:,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35573554)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: THE NOTORIOUS SIX. FOOT. THREE.

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35573575)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: guys



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3914094&forum_id=2#35594834)