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ITT: situations where a sports fan is obligated to suck an athlete's cock

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, yo...
Sapphire vibrant space foreskin
  03/12/18
moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger c...
free-loading mediation field
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adventurous love of her life filthpig
  03/12/18
75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white
Sapphire vibrant space foreskin
  03/12/18
but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from r...
free-loading mediation field
  03/12/18
well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments...
Sapphire vibrant space foreskin
  03/12/18
cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.
free-loading mediation field
  03/12/18
, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman
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galvanic pit
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free-loading mediation field
  03/24/18
any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime
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Sapphire vibrant space foreskin
  03/12/18
180
Citrine place of business
  03/24/18
Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?
beady-eyed judgmental new version
  03/24/18
Lol no
Sapphire vibrant space foreskin
  03/24/18
only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Sapphire vibrant space foreskin

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, you must suck his cock if he wants it. Any Patriots fan anywhere is morally obligated to perform oral sex on Tom Brady if Tom Brady so requests.

Clear rule: if a player helped your sports team break a long championship drought, you must suck his cock if he wants it. All Cubs fans alive in 2016 are now obligated for the rest of their lives to suck off Jake Arrieta or Kris Bryant, at a time and place of Jake and Kris's choosing. Doesn't matter what they do the rest of their careers. 100+ fucking years of no championship and those guys break the curse? You better get down on your knees.

Gray area: if a player helped break a championship drought, but not a major one. If Kevin Garnett came back to Boston looking for good head from an Irish meathead, it's not clear to me that a hardcore Celtics fan would be OBLIGATED to comply. I mean, it'd be a nice gesture, but to say that it's the same as Kris Bryant is stretching it to absurdity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585394)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: free-loading mediation field

moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger cum in their mouth, one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585453)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: adventurous love of her life filthpig



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Sapphire vibrant space foreskin

75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585457)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: free-loading mediation field

but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from random fans? I think the ethnic athletes would be much more likely to exploit these rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585464)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Sapphire vibrant space foreskin

well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments on the field do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585476)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: free-loading mediation field

cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585498)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: Sapphire vibrant space foreskin

, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586212)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling slate preventive strike



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: free-loading mediation field



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: tan federal set national security agency



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Dark glittery tattoo candlestick maker



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: galvanic pit



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: free-loading mediation field



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: Thriller Walnut Stead

any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585503)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Sapphire vibrant space foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35589015)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: Citrine place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed judgmental new version

Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677092)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Sapphire vibrant space foreskin

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677468)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: free-loading mediation field

only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677740)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:37 AM
Author: hairraiser karate



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: Sapphire vibrant space foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056530)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: Sapphire vibrant space foreskin



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