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You guys think PI is easy money but it usually isnt

Just had a case w $200 in property damage and $6500 in speci...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
The top attorneys don't have weak treatment cases like that.
stirring national security agency business firm
  03/12/18
Uh, yeah they do. They try to avoid them but everyone gets ...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
Ok well the early 30s PI attorney here who has made over 800...
stirring national security agency business firm
  03/12/18
there are a number of reasons for that, friend. That is not...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
I seem to remember you going toe to toe with CSLG and gettin...
Self-absorbed Big New Version
  03/12/18
Not really. You may remember wrong. I recall that he's got...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
CSLG is a legit genius at this shit but there are literally ...
anal volcanic crater
  03/12/18
I know. I love it. He needs to test his shit out against...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
DESCRIBE the courts.
Soul-stirring abusive indirect expression
  03/12/18
Crrrrrr lol at smallpeen2525 grinding out cases a top lawyer...
bronze hominid feces
  03/12/18
okay. Top lawyer wouldn't turn it down though. it's $3K ea...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
Ok so $3k/ hr, how is that not easy money?
bronze hominid feces
  03/12/18
yeah. I guess what I'm saying is its not all glamor and Rol...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
Grinding for 1hr to scoop up $3k as you put it is shitty and...
bronze hominid feces
  03/12/18
ok... well at least you are looking at things the right way....
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
...
Self-absorbed Big New Version
  03/12/18
why don't you go solo man
maize cheese-eating whorehouse
  03/12/18
A few reasons but you have to have a HUGE amount saved up to...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
dude you work so hard and get to keep only the scraps. you ...
maize cheese-eating whorehouse
  03/12/18
Look, I get about 10 cases a year from personal referrals at...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
What's your base salary before your settlement bonuses
stirring national security agency business firm
  03/12/18
My base is $130K and then I get a bonus at the end of the ye...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
You should get a bigger bonus for being a PI trial lawyer bu...
stirring national security agency business firm
  03/12/18
Yeah--its sort of balancing out the no-bonus against the sal...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
Just lol
smoky factory reset button church
  03/12/18
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internet-worthy boltzmann
  03/12/18
How do you get even one injured nigger in your door when the...
passionate mauve roommate gas station
  03/12/18
It's doable but you have to start w criminal work, be friend...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
LOL at start with criminal. You mean the one area of the law...
passionate mauve roommate gas station
  03/12/18
PRECISELY!!!!!!!!
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
There's a reason most shit gets pleaded out, brother.
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
Most lawyers know about criminal law
Boyish idiotic lettuce state
  03/12/18
This varies wildly from one location to another. In some cit...
wonderful persian
  03/12/18
chandler 2016: 2400 hours. $76K. ending it all. chandler 20...
anal volcanic crater
  03/12/18
Cr
stirring national security agency business firm
  03/12/18
you will be racking up so much CC debt on faggy craft beers ...
internet-worthy boltzmann
  03/12/18
I quit alcohol
stirring national security agency business firm
  03/13/18
...
Self-absorbed Big New Version
  03/12/18
180 maybe he will stop begging for ETH and start giving ...
purple shrine fortuitous meteor
  03/13/18
I'll never stop asking for free money if someone is giving i...
stirring national security agency business firm
  03/13/18
The appeal of a top level PI practice is that it is one of t...
wonderful persian
  03/12/18
Agreed but define "top level". Typically to g...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
Where I live, practically no one "grows" a top PI ...
wonderful persian
  03/12/18
If they are a PI firm with several attys I assure you they t...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
"They are not turning stuff away because its a $9K case...
wonderful persian
  03/12/18
I suppose, I suppose, a few super specialist types might pas...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
The top firms in my city have all the work they can handle f...
wonderful persian
  03/12/18
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLABBERING ABOUT ITT YOU FUCKING RETAR...
orange theatre
  03/13/18
Here's what you spend a lot of time doing: http://www.x...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
Counterpoint: fucking spaceporn is making money doing it so ...
chocolate associate
  03/12/18
Try it then, smart guy.
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
I would suck at it.
chocolate associate
  03/12/18
Uhh yeah that's true but I spend MAYBE an hour on a case lik...
zippy theater stage
  03/12/18
I factored in meeting with client, doing initial intake, the...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
I've mostly been referring these out to a friend lately. He'...
zippy theater stage
  03/12/18
that's a good way to go. Just, I think at a certain poi...
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/12/18
This sounds way easier to make $$ than biglaw..I don't get w...
purple shrine fortuitous meteor
  03/13/18
no problem spaceporn is literally a fucking idiot. he cl...
orange theatre
  03/13/18
Do u just walk around trembling w rage all the time?
concupiscible glassy round eye
  03/13/18


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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Just had a case w $200 in property damage and $6500 in specials--all from the day of treatment and nothing more.

CL owed about $1K in medical bills thanks to health insurance lien.

Case settled at $9K. Mmy fee obv is $3K and Client will net about $4300 in her pocket after liens and medical bills are paid off.

This is normal, daily, stuff. no property damage, treatment for ONE DAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586376)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: stirring national security agency business firm

The top attorneys don't have weak treatment cases like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586427)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Uh, yeah they do. They try to avoid them but everyone gets them in. It's like the cheap birdseed that is voluminous and there's some good birdseed granules mixed in here and there.

You don't know when they come in for sign up that they are only going to do one day of treatment, and they are black so they all lie about the extent of property damage during intake.

PI ballers here know what I'm talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586470)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: stirring national security agency business firm

Ok well the early 30s PI attorney here who has made over 800k in 2018 doesn't have cases like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586488)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

there are a number of reasons for that, friend. That is not normal, simply put. We have to try cases in most jurisdictions, and tort-reformed jurors call that shit out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586512)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Big New Version

I seem to remember you going toe to toe with CSLG and getting brutally pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586862)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Not really. You may remember wrong. I recall that he's got a good operation and set up but it would be unsustainable in places w a lot of pushback. As I recall I was surprised by the poor quality of defense counsel there, and I was impressed by CSLG's work up of cases. but that stuff doesn't fly here--it's all discoverable and would actually fuck up a case if there's a lot of repeat players involved in the medical care, with tactical billing methods. It's ... a little dangerous. It's 180, but it's a little too vulnerable to attack in the long term. Just my two cents but credited to him and he's a baller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586878)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: anal volcanic crater

CSLG is a legit genius at this shit but there are literally 2 or 3 urban areas in the country where his scheme would work. he'd be a millionaire anywhere but these absurd numbers he pulls are 100% a result of the way LA county courts work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586901)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

I know. I love it.

He needs to test his shit out against some solid defense work though, if only to immunize. I think he got some ideas from this boart already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586923)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring abusive indirect expression

DESCRIBE the courts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586929)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: bronze hominid feces

Crrrrrr lol at smallpeen2525 grinding out cases a top lawyer wouldn’t touch, “telling xo how it is”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586519)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

okay. Top lawyer wouldn't turn it down though. it's $3K easy money scooped up w an hours worth of easy work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586529)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: bronze hominid feces

Ok so $3k/ hr, how is that not easy money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586538)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

yeah. I guess what I'm saying is its not all glamor and Rolexes and $500K checks rolling in every week. It's a lot of grind you prima donnas would find demeaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586546)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: bronze hominid feces

Grinding for 1hr to scoop up $3k as you put it is shitty and not easy money?? You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586555)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

ok... well at least you are looking at things the right way.

Keep in mind that now that ive made my nut this morning I will have to do bullshit on other cases for a few hours, including prep for this jury trial I have at the end of the month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586561)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Big New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586865)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: maize cheese-eating whorehouse

why don't you go solo man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586467)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

A few reasons but you have to have a HUGE amount saved up to make this functional if you are trying to support a family on it and cant go a long time without income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586473)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: maize cheese-eating whorehouse

dude you work so hard and get to keep only the scraps. you really need your boss to bring you these cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586476)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Look, I get about 10 cases a year from personal referrals at present, it's decent, its you know, doing my part to help with the bottom line. But the majority of cases come in from TV ads, and personal recommendations. It's just how these things work.

As things are right now, I'm reasonably happy enough w my $140K annum plus health insurance for me and kid that I'm not going to go from that to ZERO for 6 months if I can help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586504)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: stirring national security agency business firm

What's your base salary before your settlement bonuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586514)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

My base is $130K and then I get a bonus at the end of the year that runs about $10K. When I hit a base of $150K I am eligible for profit sharing, divvying up the end of the year profits for a shared percentage after senior partner takes his Million. That will bump stuff up to $250K or so.

I am on track to hit that base in a couple years, assuming nothing happens--there is the possibility that retirements will trigger a new formulation, of which I'm aware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586526)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: stirring national security agency business firm

You should get a bigger bonus for being a PI trial lawyer but the base is SOLID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586760)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Yeah--its sort of balancing out the no-bonus against the salary. Obv if I was making less I would want percentage of cases settled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586868)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: smoky factory reset button church

Just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586471)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: internet-worthy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586472)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: passionate mauve roommate gas station

How do you get even one injured nigger in your door when they have legions of ads from bigger better firms telling them to call someone else constantly in their face? You can hang a shingle and sit there for a year with zero consultations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586531)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

It's doable but you have to start w criminal work, be friendly as fuck, do anything possible upon which you are called to do.

You are right--its a challenge.

If you are going to start, you go to the courthouse during arraignment day and scoop up some criminal stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586544)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: passionate mauve roommate gas station

LOL at start with criminal. You mean the one area of the law most lawyers know nothing about and the one area of the law where if you fuck up a dudes life is really ruined as opposed to merely ruining his BS PI case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586550)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

PRECISELY!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586553)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

There's a reason most shit gets pleaded out, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586554)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Boyish idiotic lettuce state

Most lawyers know about criminal law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586571)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: wonderful persian

This varies wildly from one location to another. In some cities, the PI factory firms have everything locked down. In other cities, the old school, good ol' boy plaintiffs bar network still controls most of the top PI litigation. The quality of PI practice is much better in the latter type of localities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586876)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: anal volcanic crater

chandler 2016: 2400 hours. $76K. ending it all.

chandler 2018: Yeah I don't even screen cases worth less than $300K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586627)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: stirring national security agency business firm

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586753)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: internet-worthy boltzmann

you will be racking up so much CC debt on faggy craft beers that your children will become indentured servants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586780)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:07 AM
Author: stirring national security agency business firm

I quit alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35593243)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Big New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586870)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:07 AM
Author: purple shrine fortuitous meteor

180

maybe he will stop begging for ETH and start giving it away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35593244)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:10 AM
Author: stirring national security agency business firm

I'll never stop asking for free money if someone is giving it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35593248)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: wonderful persian

The appeal of a top level PI practice is that it is one of the very few areas of law where the quality of your work is much more important than the quantity of your work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586854)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Agreed but define "top level".

Typically to grow You need a mix of shitty cases at relatively high volume combined with some ARTFUL AS FUCK shit at a million plus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586861)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: wonderful persian

Where I live, practically no one "grows" a top PI firm. Top PI attorneys come up as a chosen successor to a top PI attorney from a previous generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586886)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

If they are a PI firm with several attys I assure you they take a baseline amount of crap in. They are not turning stuff away because its a $9K case. If they are, they aren't doing it right. taking in the $9K cases is what gives you the necessary link to solicit for the BIG fuckers.

We got a million dollar case in once because I represented an ex husband on a shitty little PI case and ex husband could relay a message to new husband whos wife had died from accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586914)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: wonderful persian

"They are not turning stuff away because its a $9K case. If they are, they aren't doing it right."

Brother, at least in my city, they are definitely turning down these cases or referring them out to other attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586928)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

I suppose, I suppose, a few super specialist types might pass. That's really because they aren't operating out of necessity or with an eye to sustained growth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586937)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: wonderful persian

The top firms in my city have all the work they can handle from referrals alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586944)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: orange theatre

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLABBERING ABOUT ITT YOU FUCKING RETARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35593202)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Here's what you spend a lot of time doing:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3913934&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586855)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: chocolate associate

Counterpoint: fucking spaceporn is making money doing it so how hard could it be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586858)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Try it then, smart guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586893)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: chocolate associate

I would suck at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586925)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: zippy theater stage

Uhh yeah that's true but I spend MAYBE an hour on a case like that and clear 3k. And doing a good job on small cases has gotten me HUGE cases.

Case in fact, next month I mediate a $multi million case that was referred to me by the guy's daughter who I did a 10k case for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586915)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

I factored in meeting with client, doing initial intake, then reviewing medicals and getting client auth to file w/out a jury, then telephone conference or two w adjuster. It was, At Most, an hour of my time. Probably less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586932)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: zippy theater stage

I've mostly been referring these out to a friend lately. He'll do all the work and send me a 1k check but I sign them through my name (my front office signs up clients) so I get any future referrals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586934)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

that's a good way to go.

Just, I think at a certain point the reasoning becomes, "I could use another guy around here, and why are we letting this marketing opp go, along w $2K every time."?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35586953)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:04 AM
Author: purple shrine fortuitous meteor

This sounds way easier to make $$ than biglaw..I don't get what the problem is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35593238)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: orange theatre

no problem spaceporn is literally a fucking idiot.

he claims these cases aren't "easy money" like we all think in his thread title ... four posts later he's shouting down people saying turn dog cases away, shrieking "WHY WOULD I TURN IT AWAY IT'S EASY MONEY!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35593242)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy round eye

Do u just walk around trembling w rage all the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916310&forum_id=2#35593448)