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There is but one true prophet and his name is Deranged Tinder Pumo.

How did it come to be in this American Carnival that simply ...
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He is a 180 poster.
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amber tank
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there have been many, many posters who have been saying amer...
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fucking lol if you can't tell the difference between his pro...
Supple Smoky Circlehead
  03/15/18
not referring to myself. ive always been pro american-girls....
Sapphire charismatic forum
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I've been posting since 2005 faggot. None of those charlatan...
amber tank
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wrong. its like saying i compare to JBD. the OGs are always ...
Sapphire charismatic forum
  03/15/18
Do you truly believe are Prophet would endorse your reprehen...
amber tank
  03/15/18
ive literally asked DTP multiple times to make threads about...
Sapphire charismatic forum
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It's truly a life changing experience having are Prophet tak...
amber tank
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(jewdood pretending he's talking about and to whok and not h...
Sapphire charismatic forum
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the winds do scream tonight . . .
amber tank
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a prophet of our times, yes.
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nigga KILLIN IT lately with his anti-obesity screeds
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Date: March 14th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: amber tank

How did it come to be in this American Carnival that simply through being not fat and not abrasive, a woman could become a scarce resource cut off to all but a few of the most elite men? These two conditions have not even been regarded as virtues throughout the balance of recorded human history; rather deviation from them caused a woman to be reviled and shunned across a great variety of time periods and cultures. Today however, the vile has become the default, and American women grow more obese and uncouth by the day.

What of the men in all of this? They are locked in a brutal arms race of self improvement to obtain one of the painfully few tolerable women. Take note of the use of the word "tolerable" in place of "virtuous." American women have reached such a sorry state that merely being tolerable has become a virtue of its own force. To get one of these tolerable women, the men are studying the science behind weight training and dieting in detail, religiously tracking the caloric breakdown of every food that enters their bodies while following brutal, six hour per week lifting regimens. They are becoming psychologists and philosophers, engaging in deep study of how the female brain works so that they can emulate Chad and get a tolerable woman to like them. They are going deeply into debt to go to the right schools to get the right jobs, where one wrong move means nondischargeable poverty.

One wrong move. That is all it takes to sexually disqualify a man who is well above average, but nonetheless not Chad. Born short? Done Here. Not set in career? Done here. Hairline receded from the stress of getting set in career? Done here. Sent a text that in some way conveyed low value? Done here. We're all fucking done here. For their part, global capitalism has such corrupted the femininity and motherly instincts of the typical American woman that she would quite literally prefer to wagecuck by day in the name of acting as "dog mom" to a "fur baby," then get pounded out by Chad by night as his rotation permits. In fact, the alternative of marrying a man of similar status to her own and opting out of the workforce to make a pleasant home for a family repulses her, at least until Chad stops showing interest and she suddenly obtains an interest in Her home and Her family (with Melvin to pay off the debt from Her masters). Until that time comes though, and until they are completely haggard, American women would rather swarm Chad's cock like orcs throwing themselves upon the wall of Helm's Deep.

Given this state of affairs, one might sensibly advocate for men to go their own way. Others might advocate optimism, to engage in the grind of self improvement in the name of that ephemeral "tolerable" woman, as I once did. I am here today to offer a better way. There is but one true prophet and his name is Deranged Tinder Pumo. He opened my eyes and our eyes to these truths, and we need only accept his teachings to go the Way of Derangement, together. The time has come, my Disciples of Derangement, to Derange-ify your monikers. Together we can let one small ripple become a tidal wave that will wash these fat American landbeasts back into the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35604605)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: galvanic useless public bath



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Date: March 15th, 2018 3:20 AM
Author: Impertinent deep bbw



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Date: March 14th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: bisexual kitty cat

180,000

i've made a point of emphasizing how physically disgusting most women are in the form of their weight. the truth is, i've been negligent, and lazy, from describing an even worse affliction: how crude and MENTALLY abhorrent they are. look at these spring break pics, which are supposed to represent the choicest women in our society in their peak years:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5491465/Drunken-college-students-descend-Fort-Lauderdale-Spring-Break.html

"wanton pig-sluts" does not do them justice. they are like bestial creatures from the hellfire pits of a dungeon video game. and while the comments are apt to note that there are party-going men alongside them, the pictures will show that the WORST of the damage morally is done by women. their degeneracy is unsurpassed. sure you have a straight bro who gets excited to look at tits making enthused gestures with his hands and face. but look at what the sluts around him are doing, look at the poses, look at their movements, at the way they put their bodies up on offer that surpasses mere lust and crosses into a realm of nihilism and damnation seen only amongst gays.

and these are america's finest women in their peak years. it only gets exponentially worse from these early stages, as they get fatter, more desperate, more deranged.

there is something horrid going on in america, and it must be stopped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35604846)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: Impertinent deep bbw



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Date: March 15th, 2018 4:12 AM
Author: Sepia ape water buffalo



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Date: March 15th, 2018 4:18 AM
Author: brindle dashing goal in life



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Date: March 14th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: pale alcoholic half-breed

He is a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35604861)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Buff giraffe school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35604871)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: amber tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609290)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: Sapphire charismatic forum

there have been many, many posters who have been saying american women suck. back in 2007 when i first started posting there were many posters like this. dtp is just the latest iteration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609313)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: Supple Smoky Circlehead

fucking lol if you can't tell the difference between his prose and your juvenile bleating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609317)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:41 AM
Author: Sapphire charismatic forum

not referring to myself. ive always been pro american-girls.

namalgipscar was a white dewd who taught english in china and exclusively fucked chinese peasant girls. would go at lengths to describe his love for unshaved bush. despised american women, specifically white american girls

ncchinesedood aka anemic nmenomic was a chinese dewd who literally lived in europe and posted about euro girls loving his american accent

midnight cowboy was a well known reg who trolled for black girls and loled at white american girls all the time

forget about pensive too?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099813

tommy came before DTP as well, if you want to talk recent posters. and tommy did the anti american girl shtick way, way better than DTP imo.

tons of other posters too

this board just has no sense of historicity, so they think a guy like DTP was the first to say the things he has. not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609345)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:48 AM
Author: amber tank

I've been posting since 2005 faggot. None of those charlatans can compare to are Prophet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609367)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:49 AM
Author: Sapphire charismatic forum

wrong. its like saying i compare to JBD. the OGs are always to be respected.

i like DTP as much as you, believe me, but to say he is greater than his predecessors shows a real lack of respect for the historical greats of our board

but yes, continue to suck his dick ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609374)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: amber tank

Do you truly believe are Prophet would endorse your reprehensible whore-fucking? We're starting a cultural revolution and you're going to end up on the wrong end of the sword by the time we're done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609353)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: Sapphire charismatic forum

ive literally asked DTP multiple times to make threads about me like he does about ragnus, et al

for some reason he doesnt like to engage me. which i find sad, because i love posting in his threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609358)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:55 AM
Author: amber tank

It's truly a life changing experience having are Prophet take an interest in you, and something reserved only for the truly worthy. There was a time when I resented his habitual beratement and perpetual presence in my threads. However, I believe he saw in me someone who once had similar morals and ideals but became corrupted. Honestly, I don't know how to repay him for the epiphany his teachings brought other than to spread his teachings and strive to become his most powerful ally, which I doubt is enough. For the first time in many years, I am myself again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609404)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Sapphire charismatic forum

(jewdood pretending he's talking about and to whok and not himself)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609422)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 3:13 AM
Author: amber tank

the winds do scream tonight . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609476)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:34 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Deer Antler

a prophet of our times, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609322)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 3:23 AM
Author: multi-colored azure lodge



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Date: March 15th, 2018 3:48 AM
Author: hateful topaz crackhouse becky



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:34 AM
Author: glassy vivacious area

love this thread, love dtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#35609679)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:41 AM
Author: flatulent corn cake pocket flask



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Date: March 15th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Submissive Kitchen



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Date: March 15th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Submissive Kitchen



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Date: March 16th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: amber tank



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Date: March 21st, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: amber tank



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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: amber tank



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: amber tank

nigga KILLIN IT lately with his anti-obesity screeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#36188571)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: bright vigorous locus

The op is the price society pays for cheap and easy pussy. Ty sexual revolution!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918598&forum_id=2#36188581)