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Keep getting WREKT on Tinder. Not sure why

I clearly do not understand tinder game. I get a reasonable ...
Exciting anal reading party trailer park
  03/16/18
"you look like trouble" "ha ha i can be lol&...
Dashing twisted dilemma juggernaut
  03/16/18
180 Got unmatched once after using "farts in your ge...
bisexual plaza kitty
  03/16/18
really? ljl 180
Dashing twisted dilemma juggernaut
  03/16/18
I poasted a screenshot of it on here... I'd never be able to...
bisexual plaza kitty
  03/16/18
...
Passionate fiercely-loyal double fault
  03/16/18
*wait 3 hours* "winky emoji"
bisexual plaza kitty
  03/16/18
haha
Galvanic stubborn point
  03/16/18
Messaging anyone on Tinder that's >=8 is pretty hopeless ...
Flirting aqua stead
  03/16/18
The hypo in the OP was real but I wanted to see what others ...
Exciting anal reading party trailer park
  03/16/18
you need some better pictures that convey status like thi...
Disturbing Soul-stirring Kitty Cat
  03/16/18
Posting to mark thread so I can set that as my profile pic l...
mind-boggling nibblets
  03/16/18
just restage it as a white dude
Disturbing Soul-stirring Kitty Cat
  03/16/18
(Elliot Rodger)
Flirting aqua stead
  03/16/18
...
Peach big rigor
  03/16/18
Tinder is kinda lame now, try bumble or okcupid
Diverse ultramarine set mad cow disease
  03/16/18
(Top Golf master man)
Disturbing Soul-stirring Kitty Cat
  03/16/18


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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Exciting anal reading party trailer park

I clearly do not understand tinder game. I get a reasonable number of matches (often with proles because that's what is local), but they never go anywhere. In fact, I get unmatched pretty frequently in the first few messages for saying completely innocuous shit. Even the RSF thumbs-up emoji does absolutely nothing for me.

So, hypothetically speaking, you match with a 25 y/o prole 7 who likes to "drink and chill wit friends" and exhibits a misunderstanding of the usage of "to" and "too." She sends the first message: "hi". Please script how the conversation plays out from there.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35622689)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Dashing twisted dilemma juggernaut

"you look like trouble"

"ha ha i can be lol"

"yeah its true what they say about _______ girls, they're ________"

"haha lol"

"jesus fucking christ even as dumbed down as i'm trying to make this talking to you is like drilling a hole in my head"

[unmatches]

next match

"*farts in your general direction*"

"haha lol"

[killself]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623118)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: bisexual plaza kitty

180

Got unmatched once after using "farts in your general direction"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623151)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Dashing twisted dilemma juggernaut

really? ljl 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623156)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: bisexual plaza kitty

I poasted a screenshot of it on here... I'd never be able to find it again though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623273)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Passionate fiercely-loyal double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623677)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: bisexual plaza kitty

*wait 3 hours*

"winky emoji"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623147)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: Galvanic stubborn point

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623246)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Flirting aqua stead

Messaging anyone on Tinder that's >=8 is pretty hopeless unless you have some sort of meaningful, unique connection very early on in the conversation or you're very wealthy and make this obvious. Oh also you still need to be a "Chad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623278)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Exciting anal reading party trailer park

The hypo in the OP was real but I wanted to see what others suggested before I poasted how it actually played out. This chick was hot but she opened me so obviously she wanted to talk.

Her: hi

Me: hey. Nice pose, you're gorgeous [rsf thumbsup] (she only had one pic and it was a selfie with an exaggerated modeling style pose)

*instantly blocked*

I mean seriously, wtf? I was hoping to at least get a "lol thanks" before getting blocked on a subsequent exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623649)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Disturbing Soul-stirring Kitty Cat

you need some better pictures that convey status

like this: https://imgur.com/a/NS759

but seriously, everyone gets murdered on Tinder now except for RSF. there are dudes in your town that are not nearly as wealthy as you that are stunting on bitches. you just gotta project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623685)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling nibblets

Posting to mark thread so I can set that as my profile pic later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623706)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Disturbing Soul-stirring Kitty Cat

just restage it as a white dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623757)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: Flirting aqua stead

(Elliot Rodger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623742)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Peach big rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623560)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Diverse ultramarine set mad cow disease

Tinder is kinda lame now, try bumble or okcupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623668)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Disturbing Soul-stirring Kitty Cat

(Top Golf master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623686)