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Keep getting WREKT on Tinder. Not sure why
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: splenetic dull factory reset button I clearly do not understand tinder game. I get a reasonable number of matches (often with proles because that's what is local), but they never go anywhere. In fact, I get unmatched pretty frequently in the first few messages for saying completely innocuous shit. Even the RSF thumbs-up emoji does absolutely nothing for me.
So, hypothetically speaking, you match with a 25 y/o prole 7 who likes to "drink and chill wit friends" and exhibits a misunderstanding of the usage of "to" and "too." She sends the first message: "hi". Please script how the conversation plays out from there.
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: fishy hall french chef "you look like trouble" "ha ha i can be lol" "yeah its true what they say about _______ girls, they're ________" "haha lol" "jesus fucking christ even as dumbed down as i'm trying to make this talking to you is like drilling a hole in my head" [unmatches]
next match
"*farts in your general direction*" "haha lol" [killself] |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: onyx razzle plaza azn 180
Got unmatched once after using "farts in your general direction" |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: fishy hall french chef really? ljl 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623156) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: onyx razzle plaza azn I poasted a screenshot of it on here... I'd never be able to find it again though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623273) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:33 PM Author: tantric cowardly senate digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623677) |
Date: March 16th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: onyx razzle plaza azn *wait 3 hours*
"winky emoji" |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:41 PM Author: Fluffy sooty business firm goal in life haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623246) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: glittery address famous landscape painting Messaging anyone on Tinder that's >=8 is pretty hopeless unless you have some sort of meaningful, unique connection very early on in the conversation or you're very wealthy and make this obvious. Oh also you still need to be a "Chad" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623278) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:30 PM Author: splenetic dull factory reset button The hypo in the OP was real but I wanted to see what others suggested before I poasted how it actually played out. This chick was hot but she opened me so obviously she wanted to talk.
Her: hi
Me: hey. Nice pose, you're gorgeous [rsf thumbsup] (she only had one pic and it was a selfie with an exaggerated modeling style pose)
*instantly blocked*
I mean seriously, wtf? I was hoping to at least get a "lol thanks" before getting blocked on a subsequent exchange |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:33 PM Author: indigo den you need some better pictures that convey status
like this: https://imgur.com/a/NS759
but seriously, everyone gets murdered on Tinder now except for RSF. there are dudes in your town that are not nearly as wealthy as you that are stunting on bitches. you just gotta project. |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: Canary Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat Posting to mark thread so I can set that as my profile pic later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623706) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:39 PM Author: indigo den just restage it as a white dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623757) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:38 PM Author: glittery address famous landscape painting (Elliot Rodger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623742) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: avocado apoplectic stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623560) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Yellow provocative son of senegal Tinder is kinda lame now, try bumble or okcupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623668) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:33 PM Author: indigo den (Top Golf master man) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920867&forum_id=2#35623686) |