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BAM: Youre hired by your rival college team as its AD. How do u ruin it?

You can’t immediately just fire the succsssful coaches or yo...
Swollen Round Eye Plaza
  03/17/18
I’d count my blessings and try to last as long as possible
Cerebral aggressive theater
  03/17/18
The key here is to do both.
Swollen Round Eye Plaza
  03/17/18
1) Commit petty NCAA player compensation violations, like ho...
Cocky church building
  03/17/18
That may cause a few slaps on the wrist, but I’m looking for...
Swollen Round Eye Plaza
  03/17/18
my rival college team IS tOSU and none of this worked the fi...
Mind-boggling spot
  03/17/18
Get your daughter raped by several players
angry market ratface
  03/17/18
Then conspire w the coaches to cover up the rape, and any ot...
Swollen Round Eye Plaza
  03/17/18
Recruit based on social justice rather than talent. Will be ...
Shimmering mischievous faggot firefighter
  03/17/18
No, recruit aggressively on merit, but only for the teams th...
Violet Tripping Cruise Ship Elastic Band
  03/18/18
Encourage anthem kneeling and require white players to submi...
trip fanboi
  03/17/18
make the players pick real majors and go to class
naked step-uncle's house
  03/17/18
That’d be too obvious and you’d probably be run out of town ...
Swollen Round Eye Plaza
  03/17/18
Hire Tony Bennett
ungodly church party of the first part
  03/17/18
...
Swollen Round Eye Plaza
  03/19/18
Just do whatever UCLA does
stimulating walnut dragon
  03/19/18
Build a whole city of distractions and nubile starlet pussy?
Hilarious dark center
  03/19/18
Beef up the COMPLIANCE department and enforce the NCAA rules...
Hilarious dark center
  03/19/18


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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Swollen Round Eye Plaza

You can’t immediately just fire the succsssful coaches or you will be fired too quickly to cause long term damage. What’s your play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628195)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Cerebral aggressive theater

I’d count my blessings and try to last as long as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628203)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Swollen Round Eye Plaza

The key here is to do both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628207)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Cocky church building

1) Commit petty NCAA player compensation violations, like hooking athletes up with free tattoos from a local parlor, strip club lapdances, and free restaurant meals.

2) Extensively document said violations. They literally carry the tattoos with them and they'll be dumb enough to social media the strip clubs and restaurants.

3) Leak it all to the press anonymously.

4) Conduct a toxic witch hunt to find the leakers and the dastardly fiend violating NCAA rules. Frame coaches that nobody cares about, e.g. the strength trainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628211)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Swollen Round Eye Plaza

That may cause a few slaps on the wrist, but I’m looking for long term devastation.

My plan would be to wait until the football or basketball coach has one good season, which you know is a fluke , then lock them into an insane contract that you can’t get out of. Slowly bankrupt the program as u deal w high salary and dwindling sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628232)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling spot

my rival college team IS tOSU and none of this worked the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628488)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: angry market ratface

Get your daughter raped by several players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628237)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Swollen Round Eye Plaza

Then conspire w the coaches to cover up the rape, and any other rapes, continue to support the coach. Keep it quiet for like 7 years then leak it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628246)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Shimmering mischievous faggot firefighter

Recruit based on social justice rather than talent. Will be praised for it but the program will turn to shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628248)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: Violet Tripping Cruise Ship Elastic Band

No, recruit aggressively on merit, but only for the teams that exist b/c of Title IX. Get the university to back you as promote women in sports while neglecting Men's Bball and Football.

That's a start, at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35630421)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: trip fanboi

Encourage anthem kneeling and require white players to submit to racial sensitivity training.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628252)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: naked step-uncle's house

make the players pick real majors and go to class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628260)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Swollen Round Eye Plaza

That’d be too obvious and you’d probably be run out of town on a rail in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628264)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: ungodly church party of the first part

Hire Tony Bennett

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628273)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Swollen Round Eye Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637571)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: stimulating walnut dragon

Just do whatever UCLA does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637573)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Hilarious dark center

Build a whole city of distractions and nubile starlet pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637740)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Hilarious dark center

Beef up the COMPLIANCE department and enforce the NCAA rules to the letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637739)