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BAM: Youre hired by your rival college team as its AD. How do u ruin it?

You can’t immediately just fire the succsssful coaches or yo...
Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant
  03/17/18
I’d count my blessings and try to last as long as possible
Black Vigorous Yarmulke
  03/17/18
The key here is to do both.
Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant
  03/17/18
1) Commit petty NCAA player compensation violations, like ho...
Milky Razzle-dazzle School
  03/17/18
That may cause a few slaps on the wrist, but I’m looking for...
Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant
  03/17/18
my rival college team IS tOSU and none of this worked the fi...
Balding toaster
  03/17/18
Get your daughter raped by several players
bull headed trump supporter
  03/17/18
Then conspire w the coaches to cover up the rape, and any ot...
Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant
  03/17/18
Recruit based on social justice rather than talent. Will be ...
Dull elite orchestra pit
  03/17/18
No, recruit aggressively on merit, but only for the teams th...
thriller fishy heaven
  03/18/18
Encourage anthem kneeling and require white players to submi...
passionate kitchen partner
  03/17/18
make the players pick real majors and go to class
costumed organic girlfriend
  03/17/18
That’d be too obvious and you’d probably be run out of town ...
Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant
  03/17/18
Hire Tony Bennett
slippery diverse nowag
  03/17/18
...
Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant
  03/19/18
Just do whatever UCLA does
Tripping casino
  03/19/18
Build a whole city of distractions and nubile starlet pussy?
mildly autistic dilemma
  03/19/18
Beef up the COMPLIANCE department and enforce the NCAA rules...
mildly autistic dilemma
  03/19/18


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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant

You can’t immediately just fire the succsssful coaches or you will be fired too quickly to cause long term damage. What’s your play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628195)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Black Vigorous Yarmulke

I’d count my blessings and try to last as long as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628203)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant

The key here is to do both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628207)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Milky Razzle-dazzle School

1) Commit petty NCAA player compensation violations, like hooking athletes up with free tattoos from a local parlor, strip club lapdances, and free restaurant meals.

2) Extensively document said violations. They literally carry the tattoos with them and they'll be dumb enough to social media the strip clubs and restaurants.

3) Leak it all to the press anonymously.

4) Conduct a toxic witch hunt to find the leakers and the dastardly fiend violating NCAA rules. Frame coaches that nobody cares about, e.g. the strength trainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628211)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant

That may cause a few slaps on the wrist, but I’m looking for long term devastation.

My plan would be to wait until the football or basketball coach has one good season, which you know is a fluke , then lock them into an insane contract that you can’t get out of. Slowly bankrupt the program as u deal w high salary and dwindling sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628232)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Balding toaster

my rival college team IS tOSU and none of this worked the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628488)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: bull headed trump supporter

Get your daughter raped by several players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628237)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant

Then conspire w the coaches to cover up the rape, and any other rapes, continue to support the coach. Keep it quiet for like 7 years then leak it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628246)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Dull elite orchestra pit

Recruit based on social justice rather than talent. Will be praised for it but the program will turn to shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628248)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: thriller fishy heaven

No, recruit aggressively on merit, but only for the teams that exist b/c of Title IX. Get the university to back you as promote women in sports while neglecting Men's Bball and Football.

That's a start, at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35630421)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: passionate kitchen partner

Encourage anthem kneeling and require white players to submit to racial sensitivity training.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628252)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: costumed organic girlfriend

make the players pick real majors and go to class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628260)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant

That’d be too obvious and you’d probably be run out of town on a rail in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628264)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: slippery diverse nowag

Hire Tony Bennett

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628273)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637571)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Tripping casino

Just do whatever UCLA does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637573)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic dilemma

Build a whole city of distractions and nubile starlet pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637740)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic dilemma

Beef up the COMPLIANCE department and enforce the NCAA rules to the letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637739)