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BAM: Youre hired by your rival college team as its AD. How do u ruin it?
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:10 PM Author: Primrose Sanctuary Dopamine You can’t immediately just fire the succsssful coaches or you will be fired too quickly to cause long term damage. What’s your play? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628195) |
Date: March 17th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: fantasy-prone deranged center sweet tailpipe I’d count my blessings and try to last as long as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628203) |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: Primrose Sanctuary Dopamine The key here is to do both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628207) |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: aqua dilemma sandwich 1) Commit petty NCAA player compensation violations, like hooking athletes up with free tattoos from a local parlor, strip club lapdances, and free restaurant meals. 2) Extensively document said violations. They literally carry the tattoos with them and they'll be dumb enough to social media the strip clubs and restaurants. 3) Leak it all to the press anonymously. 4) Conduct a toxic witch hunt to find the leakers and the dastardly fiend violating NCAA rules. Frame coaches that nobody cares about, e.g. the strength trainer. |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:19 PM Author: Primrose Sanctuary Dopamine That may cause a few slaps on the wrist, but I’m looking for long term devastation.
My plan would be to wait until the football or basketball coach has one good season, which you know is a fluke , then lock them into an insane contract that you can’t get out of. Slowly bankrupt the program as u deal w high salary and dwindling sales |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 9:15 PM Author: Hairraiser Idiot Nowag my rival college team IS tOSU and none of this worked the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628488) |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: Purple piazza Get your daughter raped by several players (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628237) |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: Primrose Sanctuary Dopamine Then conspire w the coaches to cover up the rape, and any other rapes, continue to support the coach. Keep it quiet for like 7 years then leak it all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628246) |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: Nubile Background Story Juggernaut Recruit based on social justice rather than talent. Will be praised for it but the program will turn to shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628248) |
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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: canary laughsome principal's office roast beef No, recruit aggressively on merit, but only for the teams that exist b/c of Title IX. Get the university to back you as promote women in sports while neglecting Men's Bball and Football.
That's a start, at least |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:25 PM Author: Kink-friendly field boltzmann Encourage anthem kneeling and require white players to submit to racial sensitivity training. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628252) |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:26 PM Author: provocative chad pervert make the players pick real majors and go to class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628260) |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: Primrose Sanctuary Dopamine That’d be too obvious and you’d probably be run out of town on a rail in 2 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628264) |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Apoplectic Bat-shit-crazy Coldplay Fan Hire Tony Bennett (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628273) |
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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Primrose Sanctuary Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637571) |
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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: walnut mediation meetinghouse Just do whatever UCLA does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637573) |
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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: trip dun bbw Build a whole city of distractions and nubile starlet pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637740) |
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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: trip dun bbw Beef up the COMPLIANCE department and enforce the NCAA rules to the letter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637739) |