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Just settled a case for $50,000 with a picture of my client's penis (CSLG)

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway...
stimulating sable pozpig faggotry
  03/19/18
tfw no bruised penis client why live?
Onyx Exhilarant Faggot Firefighter Blood Rage
  03/19/18
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Navy box office private investor
  03/19/18
lol
Navy box office private investor
  03/19/18
180
dark stage
  03/19/18
180. DESCRIBE the penis
sickened pontificating stead
  03/19/18
CR. highly relevant to the merit of the claim
snowy sneaky criminal
  03/19/18
cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, al...
sickened pontificating stead
  03/19/18
was expecting flame.
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date o...
stimulating sable pozpig faggotry
  03/19/18
you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!
sickened pontificating stead
  03/19/18
I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the...
stimulating sable pozpig faggotry
  03/19/18
if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year...
sickened pontificating stead
  03/19/18
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snowy sneaky criminal
  03/19/18
TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life chan...
nubile legend
  03/19/18
My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self emplo...
stimulating sable pozpig faggotry
  03/19/18
Devastating.
snowy sneaky criminal
  03/19/18
This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.
nubile legend
  03/19/18
...
sickened pontificating stead
  03/19/18
pwned
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  03/19/18
lmao
Insanely creepy pit fat ankles
  03/19/18
goddamn wordlstar
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Navy box office private investor
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  03/19/18
D-D-D-DICK SMASH
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Concupiscible Incel Dilemma
  03/19/18
lol
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Pearly nudist piazza
  03/19/18
amazing subthread.
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Bateful really tough guy
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"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section sy...
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  03/19/18
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snowy sneaky criminal
  03/19/18
u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?
dashing juggernaut kitty cat
  03/19/18
(low iq gook)
sickened pontificating stead
  03/20/18
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Navy box office private investor
  03/19/18
FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.
Razzle-dazzle Indirect Expression Skinny Woman
  03/19/18
Where? Mercury? I left that in.
stimulating sable pozpig faggotry
  03/19/18
Oh okay, nevermind then
Razzle-dazzle Indirect Expression Skinny Woman
  03/19/18
I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep...
Insanely creepy pit fat ankles
  03/19/18
1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was t...
racy metal mad cow disease range
  03/19/18
wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastroph...
lime hell dopamine
  03/19/18
He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical reco...
stimulating sable pozpig faggotry
  03/19/18
so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis ...
Insanely creepy pit fat ankles
  03/19/18
yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.
Razzle flickering tank cruise ship
  03/19/18
if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?
sickened pontificating stead
  03/19/18
What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres s...
Razzle flickering tank cruise ship
  03/19/18
50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or ar...
startling school goyim
  03/19/18
I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.
stimulating sable pozpig faggotry
  03/19/18
lmao
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  03/19/18
On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a pa...
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Gold bull headed church building roommate
  03/19/18
letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED
Insanely creepy pit fat ankles
  03/19/18
I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damag...
Razzle-dazzle Indirect Expression Skinny Woman
  03/19/18
Woodland Hills is 180
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  03/19/18
Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.
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  03/19/18
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In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending ph...
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  03/19/18
or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pic...
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  03/19/18
Ea$y $
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  03/19/18
Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and ...
Gold bull headed church building roommate
  03/19/18
(Comedian on a Carnival Cruise ship)
Orange codepig
  03/19/18
$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?
Big National
  03/19/18
(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)
Insanely creepy pit fat ankles
  03/19/18
Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his...
hideous library
  03/19/18
He should answer this question tho
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  03/19/18
ungh?
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  03/19/18
I have a dick and a hammer. Let's talk.
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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: stimulating sable pozpig faggotry

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway. His body (including penis) was hit by a passing car and had a large bruise on it. I sent the photo of his bruised penis and a policy limits demand to the insurance company ten days ago (no medical bills or records). I just got a check in the mail for $50,000 limits along with a release and dec page. Client had no treatment besides ER with Medi-cal. He will net about 33k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640090)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Onyx Exhilarant Faggot Firefighter Blood Rage

tfw no bruised penis client

why live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642455)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Navy box office private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640091)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Navy box office private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640093)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: dark stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640098)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead

180. DESCRIBE the penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640099)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: snowy sneaky criminal

CR.

highly relevant to the merit of the claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640120)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead

cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, along with the cock pic -- w face redacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640126)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: sapphire heady weed whacker

was expecting flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640101)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: marvelous space doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640110)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Yapping Factory Reset Button Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640122)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: stimulating sable pozpig faggotry

Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date of loss vs. date check was issued. Was only a few weeks).

Here is the demand language:

On February 23, 2018 your insured, REDACTED made an unsafe lane change and struck our client, REDACTED. Mr. REDACTED attempted to avoid the collision but was unable to. The impact caused him to lose control and collide with another vehicle. Mr. REDACTED’s body struck the asphalt violently. The California Highway Patrol arrived at the scene and took statements from all the parties. The CHP report places your insured at fault for violating VC21658(a). Liability is obvious. Immediately after the incident, Mr. REDACTED was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai hospital. His complaints were pain to his neck, back, testicles, penis, left hip, pelvis, abdomen, left elbow, and left humerus. He also had bruises and cuts all over his body. The injuries he has suffered have been life change.

While his neck, pelvis, hip, abdomen, elbow, and back pain have severe pain, his penis injury is catastrophic. During the accident, his penis was crushed and the majority of it was covered in bruises. He has not been able to have sex, has pain urinating, and feels constant pain in his penis. He is scheduled to see a urologist to determine the extent of the damage to his penis. He has been depressed, nervous about the functionality of his penis, and concerned about his ability to have children in the future. Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.

Based on the foregoing, our client has authorized the undersigned to resolve this matter for your insured’s entire policy limits for REDACTED. Because of the nature of our client’s injury, there is significant exposure to your insured. We believe if this case went to trial it could be a seven-figure verdict. Failure to tender the limits puts your insured at risk of an excess judgment and exposes Mercury to an assignable bad-faith claim. As a condition of our demand we require that the following conditions are met:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640124)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead

you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640131)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: stimulating sable pozpig faggotry

I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640136)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead

if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640139)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: snowy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640157)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: nubile legend

TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life change."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640144)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: stimulating sable pozpig faggotry

My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self employed and no one cares about these things in PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640160)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: snowy sneaky criminal

Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640168)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: nubile legend

This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640172)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640182)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Coral Greedy Affirmative Action Native

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640185)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: pea-brained supple foreskin site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640188)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pit fat ankles

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640192)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy locus

goddamn wordlstar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640196)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Navy box office private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640220)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: lime hell dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640236)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Khaki shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640260)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Histrionic primrose azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640277)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Razzle flickering tank cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640400)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Gold bull headed church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640413)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Gold bull headed church building roommate

D-D-D-DICK SMASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640416)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Incel Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640427)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: sapphire heady weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640587)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Pearly nudist piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640765)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: dashing juggernaut kitty cat

amazing subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641864)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: rough-skinned black pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642499)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: French university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642532)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Bateful really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead

"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section symbol. vehicle code not spelled out, "subdivision (a)" not spelled out, etc.

CSLG wouldn't survive a week at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640195)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: hairraiser overrated institution roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640246)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: snowy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640256)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: dashing juggernaut kitty cat

u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641895)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead

(low iq gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35645761)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Navy box office private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640150)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indirect Expression Skinny Woman

FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640251)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: stimulating sable pozpig faggotry

Where? Mercury? I left that in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640269)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indirect Expression Skinny Woman

Oh okay, nevermind then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640290)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pit fat ankles

I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640191)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: racy metal mad cow disease range

1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was this only because damages were obviously in excess of the limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640265)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: lime hell dopamine

wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastrophic penis injury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640271)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: stimulating sable pozpig faggotry

He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical records when I sent that and they didn't want to take the risk. Had I waited another month and his penis bruise went away, case may have been worth very little. I'm sure you can connect the dots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pit fat ankles

so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis doesn't work any more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640300)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Razzle flickering tank cruise ship

yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead

if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640602)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Razzle flickering tank cruise ship

What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres such coverage! Doesn't really need to be said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640908)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: startling school goyim

50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or are you being loose w the truth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640297)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: stimulating sable pozpig faggotry

I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640305)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Coral Greedy Affirmative Action Native

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640380)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: nubile legend

On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a paragraph about fear of cuckoldry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640391)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Coral Greedy Affirmative Action Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640583)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pit fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640597)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: sickened pontificating stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640608)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: high-end milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819282)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Provocative Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Gold bull headed church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640463)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pit fat ankles

letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indirect Expression Skinny Woman

I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640367)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: misanthropic duck-like orchestra pit

Woodland Hills is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640393)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: stimulating sable pozpig faggotry

Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642134)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Cracking locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640405)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: godawful center

In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending phony demand letters to food companies alleging that their clients (who are their friends) were injured after eating a screw or glass shard in the food, along with some photo of a screw and some stage blood?

What stops out of work and desperate Cooley grads from doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640429)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: nubile legend

or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640447)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Rusted windowlicker

Ea$y $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640501)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: godawful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640522)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Gold bull headed church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640526)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: insane mint striped hyena tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640535)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Coral Greedy Affirmative Action Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Incel Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640633)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Pearly nudist piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640770)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: Cerebral nofapping house

i have a buddy who started doing this recently and he is literally printing money now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642481)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Sienna Potus State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819125)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Pink Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819142)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819279)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: high-end milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Incel Dilemma

Should have mentioned his potential loss of earnings from his lucrative career in the IFNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640442)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Gold bull headed church building roommate

Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and reading, “Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.”

*looks at penis pic*

“Cut a check, Janet!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640446)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Orange codepig

(Comedian on a Carnival Cruise ship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640551)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Big National

$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640478)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pit fat ankles

(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640507)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: hideous library

Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his name and date or was it just a stock photo your firm uses in situations like this where the client doesnt treat? Just kidding--great job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640517)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Gold bull headed church building roommate

He should answer this question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640531)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: wonderful point mood

ungh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640926)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron prole school cafeteria

I have a dick and a hammer.

Let's talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642591)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Appetizing community account

"Client's only treatment has been personal massage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819107)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Charismatic crimson forum

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819246)