Chad Annointed by a Prolish Woman
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Date: March 20th, 2018 11:59 PM Author: brindle mad cow disease
When one of the law shrews invited Chad to a party, He went to the law shrew’s apartment and reclined on a couch. A woman who had lived a prolish life learned that Chad was at the party, so she came to the place with a 12 pack of PBR. As she brought Him a solo cup, Chad looked her in the eyes, and she in excitement spilled the drink on His crotch. She then wiped It with her hands, kissed It, and poured another beer.
When the law shrew who had invited him saw this, she said to herself, "If this man were a Chad, he would know who is touching him and what kind of woman she is -- that she is low class."
Chad answered her, "Rebecca, I have something to tell you."
"Tell me," she said.
"Two women doted on a certain man. One was a 5, and one was a 7. Neither of them was as beautiful as the man's wife, but he loved and knew of them regardless. Now, which of them will love him more?"
The Law Shrew replied, "I suppose the one who is uglier."
"You have judged rightly," Chad said.
Then He turned toward the Prolish Woman and said to the Law Shrew, "Do you see this woman? I came into your party and you did not even look at My cock, but she has embraced it with her hands and lips. You gave me no drink, but she with beer has quenched My thirst. Therefore, I tell you, her prolishness has been forgiven, as it is because of her prolishess that she shows great love. But she who is less prole, loves and shall be loved less."
Then Chad said to her, "Your prolishness is forgiven."
And the Law Shrew and her friends at the party began to say amongst themselves, "Who is this who even forgives low class?"
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