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Why the fuck is Chicago throwing a parade on a school day in ferris bueller?

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hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  03/24/18
Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs? I hardly know ...
Vivacious Judgmental Market Puppy
  03/24/18
Ty
hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  03/24/18
This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski ...
Irate parlor blood rage
  12/05/20
Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late ...
Effete fuchsia school
  12/05/20
Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a mu...
Irate parlor blood rage
  12/05/20
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Vengeful mad cow disease
  03/17/22
He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka...
jet-lagged mint national security agency
  12/05/20
Midwest never not giving towns absurd names
Vengeful mad cow disease
  03/17/22
Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.
pearl milk
  03/17/22
TWIST | AND | SHOUT
walnut water buffalo location
  03/24/18
Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which fa...
spectacular halford
  03/24/18
they went to a baseball game, breh
grizzly passionate stead
  03/24/18
Wtf are you trying to say
hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  03/24/18
(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)
grizzly passionate stead
  03/24/18
What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September...
hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  07/06/18
((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of...
hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  03/24/18
if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolita...
red bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt
  03/24/18
Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more in...
hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  03/24/18
His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?
charismatic ruby new version shrine
  03/24/18
I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical power...
red bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt
  03/24/18
...
charismatic ruby new version shrine
  03/24/18
terribly underrated
narrow-minded clear garrison
  07/06/18
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garnet diverse rehab striped hyena
  07/06/18
...
Mind-boggling coiffed state
  07/06/18
Whoa. Serious scholarship.
Excitant set black woman
  07/06/18
The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by fu...
Ruddy dysfunction theater
  03/16/23
Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney
useless comical mood mediation
  12/05/20
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chrome thirsty cuck
  03/15/23
If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not...
hairraiser hell antidepressant drug
  03/24/18
It's getting exposed and destroyed itt
hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  03/24/18
It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have ...
Vivacious Judgmental Market Puppy
  03/24/18
fatal flaw
medicated box office
  07/06/18
Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel))) ht...
grizzly passionate stead
  07/06/18
(Jeanie Bueller)
Learning disabled shitlib stage
  07/06/18
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pearly space
  07/06/18
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hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  07/06/18
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Soul-stirring codepig
  12/05/20
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slimy scourge upon the earth
  12/05/20
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Spruce locale
  12/05/20
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grizzly passionate stead
  03/16/22
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Spruce locale
  03/17/22
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Heady Turquoise Trailer Park
  03/16/23
Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney
bateful son of senegal
  12/05/20
part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so cha...
tantric community account
  07/06/18
...
Marvelous geriatric heaven kitty cat
  03/17/22
...
hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  12/05/20
Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.
snowy buck-toothed site incel
  12/05/20
It's hack shit Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much be...
Heady Turquoise Trailer Park
  12/05/20
St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. P...
tripping ultramarine tanning salon
  12/05/20
confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.
hateful magical gay wizard degenerate
  03/16/23
The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical gr...
multi-colored karate
  03/17/22
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adventurous know-it-all bawdyhouse cumskin
  03/15/23


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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate

Story doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676346)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Vivacious Judgmental Market Puppy

Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs?

I hardly know the area. Didn't Bueller live outide city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676489)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676717)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Irate parlor blood rage

This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski day in March, bur burbs schools were open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489881)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Effete fuchsia school

Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late march/early April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489909)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: Irate parlor blood rage

Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a multi track school? I haven't heard of it beinf used in the suburbs but that could explain it, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490264)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: Vengeful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163461)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged mint national security agency

He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: Vengeful mad cow disease

Midwest never not giving towns absurd names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163469)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: pearl milk

Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163473)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: walnut water buffalo location

TWIST | AND | SHOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676499)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: spectacular halford

Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which falls in September, even though it's strongly implied the school year is nearly over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676564)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: grizzly passionate stead

they went to a baseball game, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676729)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate

Wtf are you trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676738)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: grizzly passionate stead

(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676784)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate

What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September or end of the school year. Why would going to MLB be relevant to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373543)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate

((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of the 80s, affecting tens of millions of teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676733)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: red bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt

if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolitan foreigner literally kicked off an entire continent for being such a flagrant pedo rapist that even the french were disgusted) it's not hard to see what Hughes is up to here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676744)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate

Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more incoherent sexpat mumbling that Xo is constantly subject to?

Does he think you can't go to a baseball game in May? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677023)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: charismatic ruby new version shrine

His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677096)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: red bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt

I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical powers--extending even to the manipulation of spacetime itself--as viewed through the lens of our intrepid audience surrogate, Cameron.

Ferris is so chill, so fratty, he can skip school to dance in parades and attend baseball games even when there is no parade scheduled in chicago and it's not baseball season. nb, cameron and Ferris do not live in chicago but the North shore suburbs (as noted above) and just as Ferris seems to warp reality around him in the limited world of suburban high school, so too does Chicago itself transform into a playground for the whims of Ferris Bueller, Cameron's idol.

Cameron is us. We are Cameron. Ferris is right in front of us but always out of reach.

*logs into xo for the 2789th day in a row*

"Hear me out bros: do you think if we wore lifts, copped propecia and backdoored our way into HWS..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677170)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: charismatic ruby new version shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677195)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: narrow-minded clear garrison

terribly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373561)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: garnet diverse rehab striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373579)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling coiffed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373566)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Excitant set black woman

Whoa. Serious scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373567)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Ruddy dysfunction theater

The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by future digital historians as one of the roadmarks of XO's decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060280)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: useless comical mood mediation

Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489858)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: chrome thirsty cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053872)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: hairraiser hell antidepressant drug

If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not saying it isnt funny or even classic, but its not that great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677047)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate

It's getting exposed and destroyed itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677091)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Judgmental Market Puppy

It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have been revisiting it in light of the observation that FB was just a narcissistic sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677178)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: medicated box office

fatal flaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373544)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: grizzly passionate stead

Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel)))

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/06/get-over-ferris-bueller-everyone/240155/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373569)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Learning disabled shitlib stage

(Jeanie Bueller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373647)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: pearly space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373899)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373986)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489875)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: slimy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489877)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: Spruce locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489888)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: grizzly passionate stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44160544)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: Spruce locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163430)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: Heady Turquoise Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060230)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: bateful son of senegal

Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489915)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: tantric community account

part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Marvelous geriatric heaven kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163244)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489830)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: snowy buck-toothed site incel

Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489873)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Heady Turquoise Trailer Park

It's hack shit

Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much better

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489874)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: tripping ultramarine tanning salon

St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. Popular day to skip school and head to manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490299)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: hateful magical gay wizard degenerate

confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46059931)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: multi-colored karate

The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical group originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, that started as a vocal trio consisting of brothers O'Kelly Isley Jr., Rudolph Isley and Ronald Isley in the 1950s.[3][4][5][6][7] With a career spanning over eight decades, the group has enjoyed one of the "longest, most influential, and most diverse careers in the pantheon of popular music".[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163314)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:31 AM
Author: adventurous know-it-all bawdyhouse cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053884)