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Why the fuck is Chicago throwing a parade on a school day in ferris bueller?

Story doesn't add up
Purple fanboi trailer park
  03/24/18
Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs? I hardly know ...
Flirting walnut really tough guy main people
  03/24/18
Ty
Purple fanboi trailer park
  03/24/18
This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski ...
dull senate people who are hurt
  12/05/20
Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late ...
emerald curious state idiot
  12/05/20
Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a mu...
dull senate people who are hurt
  12/05/20
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self-absorbed razzle-dazzle pit giraffe
  03/17/22
He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka...
lemon soul-stirring ladyboy
  12/05/20
Midwest never not giving towns absurd names
self-absorbed razzle-dazzle pit giraffe
  03/17/22
Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.
Costumed plaza juggernaut
  03/17/22
TWIST | AND | SHOUT
Maroon cracking crackhouse dingle berry
  03/24/18
Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which fa...
Godawful Exhilarant Karate
  03/24/18
they went to a baseball game, breh
talking wrinkle
  03/24/18
Wtf are you trying to say
Purple fanboi trailer park
  03/24/18
(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)
talking wrinkle
  03/24/18
What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September...
Purple fanboi trailer park
  07/06/18
((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of...
Purple fanboi trailer park
  03/24/18
if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolita...
Cyan Public Bath Depressive
  03/24/18
Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more in...
Purple fanboi trailer park
  03/24/18
His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?
bistre resort
  03/24/18
I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical power...
Cyan Public Bath Depressive
  03/24/18
...
bistre resort
  03/24/18
terribly underrated
Charismatic Business Firm
  07/06/18
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sapphire hairraiser twinkling uncleanness range
  07/06/18
Whoa. Serious scholarship.
Hideous Fluffy Legal Warrant Tank
  07/06/18
The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by fu...
Vivacious burgundy halford
  03/16/23
Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney
Maniacal locus brethren
  12/05/20
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ivory fiercely-loyal market
  03/15/23
If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not...
Motley Hyperventilating Tattoo Striped Hyena
  03/24/18
It's getting exposed and destroyed itt
Purple fanboi trailer park
  03/24/18
It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have ...
Flirting walnut really tough guy main people
  03/24/18
fatal flaw
Naked Stag Film
  07/06/18
Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel))) ht...
talking wrinkle
  07/06/18
(Jeanie Bueller)
comical copper wagecucks ceo
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ruddy hospital
  07/06/18
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Purple fanboi trailer park
  07/06/18
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Drunken rigpig
  12/05/20
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Swollen Chrome Shrine
  12/05/20
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talking wrinkle
  03/16/22
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Swollen Chrome Shrine
  03/17/22
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Judgmental Trip Tanning Salon
  03/16/23
Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney
Iridescent Hateful Lay
  12/05/20
part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so cha...
spruce stage
  07/06/18
...
Glittery rusted preventive strike
  03/17/22
...
Purple fanboi trailer park
  12/05/20
Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.
Pale laughsome address new version
  12/05/20
It's hack shit Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much be...
Judgmental Trip Tanning Salon
  12/05/20
St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. P...
up-to-no-good locale
  12/05/20
confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.
Purple fanboi trailer park
  03/16/23
The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical gr...
Splenetic stead puppy
  03/17/22
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crystalline theatre sweet tailpipe
  03/15/23


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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park

Story doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676346)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Flirting walnut really tough guy main people

Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs?

I hardly know the area. Didn't Bueller live outide city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676489)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676717)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: dull senate people who are hurt

This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski day in March, bur burbs schools were open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489881)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: emerald curious state idiot

Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late march/early April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489909)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: dull senate people who are hurt

Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a multi track school? I haven't heard of it beinf used in the suburbs but that could explain it, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490264)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: self-absorbed razzle-dazzle pit giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163461)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: lemon soul-stirring ladyboy

He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: self-absorbed razzle-dazzle pit giraffe

Midwest never not giving towns absurd names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163469)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Costumed plaza juggernaut

Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163473)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Maroon cracking crackhouse dingle berry

TWIST | AND | SHOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676499)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: Godawful Exhilarant Karate

Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which falls in September, even though it's strongly implied the school year is nearly over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676564)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: talking wrinkle

they went to a baseball game, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676729)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park

Wtf are you trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676738)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: talking wrinkle

(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676784)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park

What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September or end of the school year. Why would going to MLB be relevant to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373543)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park

((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of the 80s, affecting tens of millions of teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676733)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Cyan Public Bath Depressive

if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolitan foreigner literally kicked off an entire continent for being such a flagrant pedo rapist that even the french were disgusted) it's not hard to see what Hughes is up to here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676744)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park

Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more incoherent sexpat mumbling that Xo is constantly subject to?

Does he think you can't go to a baseball game in May? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677023)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: bistre resort

His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677096)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Cyan Public Bath Depressive

I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical powers--extending even to the manipulation of spacetime itself--as viewed through the lens of our intrepid audience surrogate, Cameron.

Ferris is so chill, so fratty, he can skip school to dance in parades and attend baseball games even when there is no parade scheduled in chicago and it's not baseball season. nb, cameron and Ferris do not live in chicago but the North shore suburbs (as noted above) and just as Ferris seems to warp reality around him in the limited world of suburban high school, so too does Chicago itself transform into a playground for the whims of Ferris Bueller, Cameron's idol.

Cameron is us. We are Cameron. Ferris is right in front of us but always out of reach.

*logs into xo for the 2789th day in a row*

"Hear me out bros: do you think if we wore lifts, copped propecia and backdoored our way into HWS..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677170)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: bistre resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677195)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Business Firm

terribly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373561)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: slate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373579)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: sapphire hairraiser twinkling uncleanness range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373566)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Hideous Fluffy Legal Warrant Tank

Whoa. Serious scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373567)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Vivacious burgundy halford

The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by future digital historians as one of the roadmarks of XO's decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060280)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Maniacal locus brethren

Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489858)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: ivory fiercely-loyal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053872)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Motley Hyperventilating Tattoo Striped Hyena

If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not saying it isnt funny or even classic, but its not that great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677047)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park

It's getting exposed and destroyed itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677091)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Flirting walnut really tough guy main people

It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have been revisiting it in light of the observation that FB was just a narcissistic sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677178)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Naked Stag Film

fatal flaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373544)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: talking wrinkle

Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel)))

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/06/get-over-ferris-bueller-everyone/240155/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373569)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: comical copper wagecucks ceo

(Jeanie Bueller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373647)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: ruddy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373899)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373986)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Drunken rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489875)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: hairless anal toilet seat area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489877)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: Swollen Chrome Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489888)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: talking wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44160544)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: Swollen Chrome Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163430)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060230)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: Iridescent Hateful Lay

Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489915)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: spruce stage

part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Glittery rusted preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163244)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489830)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Pale laughsome address new version

Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489873)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Judgmental Trip Tanning Salon

It's hack shit

Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much better

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489874)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locale

St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. Popular day to skip school and head to manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490299)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Purple fanboi trailer park

confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46059931)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Splenetic stead puppy

The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical group originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, that started as a vocal trio consisting of brothers O'Kelly Isley Jr., Rudolph Isley and Ronald Isley in the 1950s.[3][4][5][6][7] With a career spanning over eight decades, the group has enjoyed one of the "longest, most influential, and most diverse careers in the pantheon of popular music".[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163314)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:31 AM
Author: crystalline theatre sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053884)