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Why the fuck is Chicago throwing a parade on a school day in ferris bueller?

Story doesn't add up
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/18
Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs? I hardly know ...
Splenetic roast beef sneaky criminal
  03/24/18
Ty
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/18
This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski ...
Soggy Big Psychic Pistol
  12/05/20
Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late ...
Gold passionate goal in life
  12/05/20
Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a mu...
Soggy Big Psychic Pistol
  12/05/20
...
vigorous boistinker
  03/17/22
He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka...
Bistre Space Gay Wizard
  12/05/20
Midwest never not giving towns absurd names
vigorous boistinker
  03/17/22
Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.
adventurous territorial library kitty cat
  03/17/22
TWIST | AND | SHOUT
bateful mauve temple
  03/24/18
Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which fa...
exciting church
  03/24/18
they went to a baseball game, breh
Stirring Kink-friendly Yarmulke
  03/24/18
Wtf are you trying to say
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/18
(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)
Stirring Kink-friendly Yarmulke
  03/24/18
What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September...
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/18
((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of...
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/18
if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolita...
dun concupiscible indian lodge
  03/24/18
Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more in...
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/18
His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?
adulterous idiot athletic conference
  03/24/18
I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical power...
dun concupiscible indian lodge
  03/24/18
...
adulterous idiot athletic conference
  03/24/18
terribly underrated
irradiated liquid oxygen stage
  07/06/18
...
Misunderstood navy really tough guy
  07/06/18
...
Fantasy-prone theater stage mexican
  07/06/18
Whoa. Serious scholarship.
hideous mother locus
  07/06/18
The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by fu...
Internet-worthy garnet site messiness
  03/16/23
Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney
Orchid forum
  12/05/20
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lilac corn cake range
  03/15/23
If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not...
Insane spectacular church building
  03/24/18
It's getting exposed and destroyed itt
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/18
It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have ...
Splenetic roast beef sneaky criminal
  03/24/18
fatal flaw
Lake address mad cow disease
  07/06/18
Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel))) ht...
Stirring Kink-friendly Yarmulke
  07/06/18
(Jeanie Bueller)
At-the-ready national
  07/06/18
...
sable spot
  07/06/18
...
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/18
...
Excitant flirting queen of the night rehab
  12/05/20
...
rusted arousing death wish
  12/05/20
...
soul-stirring clear piazza
  12/05/20
...
Stirring Kink-friendly Yarmulke
  03/16/22
...
soul-stirring clear piazza
  03/17/22
...
very tactful 180 love of her life
  03/16/23
Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney
Zippy sepia whorehouse masturbator
  12/05/20
part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so cha...
Hairraiser old irish cottage
  07/06/18
...
Bossy dog poop
  03/17/22
...
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  12/05/20
Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.
flickering motley location regret
  12/05/20
It's hack shit Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much be...
very tactful 180 love of her life
  12/05/20
St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. P...
cracking theatre
  12/05/20
confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.
harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness
  03/16/23
The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical gr...
provocative selfie
  03/17/22
...
puce contagious voyeur
  03/15/23


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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness

Story doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676346)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Splenetic roast beef sneaky criminal

Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs?

I hardly know the area. Didn't Bueller live outide city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676489)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676717)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Soggy Big Psychic Pistol

This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski day in March, bur burbs schools were open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489881)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Gold passionate goal in life

Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late march/early April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489909)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: Soggy Big Psychic Pistol

Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a multi track school? I haven't heard of it beinf used in the suburbs but that could explain it, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490264)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: vigorous boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163461)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Bistre Space Gay Wizard

He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: vigorous boistinker

Midwest never not giving towns absurd names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163469)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: adventurous territorial library kitty cat

Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163473)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: bateful mauve temple

TWIST | AND | SHOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676499)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: exciting church

Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which falls in September, even though it's strongly implied the school year is nearly over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676564)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Stirring Kink-friendly Yarmulke

they went to a baseball game, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676729)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness

Wtf are you trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676738)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Stirring Kink-friendly Yarmulke

(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676784)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness

What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September or end of the school year. Why would going to MLB be relevant to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373543)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness

((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of the 80s, affecting tens of millions of teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676733)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: dun concupiscible indian lodge

if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolitan foreigner literally kicked off an entire continent for being such a flagrant pedo rapist that even the french were disgusted) it's not hard to see what Hughes is up to here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676744)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness

Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more incoherent sexpat mumbling that Xo is constantly subject to?

Does he think you can't go to a baseball game in May? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677023)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: adulterous idiot athletic conference

His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677096)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: dun concupiscible indian lodge

I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical powers--extending even to the manipulation of spacetime itself--as viewed through the lens of our intrepid audience surrogate, Cameron.

Ferris is so chill, so fratty, he can skip school to dance in parades and attend baseball games even when there is no parade scheduled in chicago and it's not baseball season. nb, cameron and Ferris do not live in chicago but the North shore suburbs (as noted above) and just as Ferris seems to warp reality around him in the limited world of suburban high school, so too does Chicago itself transform into a playground for the whims of Ferris Bueller, Cameron's idol.

Cameron is us. We are Cameron. Ferris is right in front of us but always out of reach.

*logs into xo for the 2789th day in a row*

"Hear me out bros: do you think if we wore lifts, copped propecia and backdoored our way into HWS..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677170)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: adulterous idiot athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677195)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: irradiated liquid oxygen stage

terribly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373561)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Misunderstood navy really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373579)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373566)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: hideous mother locus

Whoa. Serious scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373567)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy garnet site messiness

The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by future digital historians as one of the roadmarks of XO's decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060280)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Orchid forum

Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489858)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: lilac corn cake range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053872)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Insane spectacular church building

If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not saying it isnt funny or even classic, but its not that great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677047)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness

It's getting exposed and destroyed itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677091)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Splenetic roast beef sneaky criminal

It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have been revisiting it in light of the observation that FB was just a narcissistic sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677178)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Lake address mad cow disease

fatal flaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373544)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: Stirring Kink-friendly Yarmulke

Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel)))

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/06/get-over-ferris-bueller-everyone/240155/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373569)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: At-the-ready national

(Jeanie Bueller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373647)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: sable spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373899)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373986)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Excitant flirting queen of the night rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489875)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: rusted arousing death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489877)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring clear piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489888)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: Stirring Kink-friendly Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44160544)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring clear piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163430)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: very tactful 180 love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060230)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: Zippy sepia whorehouse masturbator

Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489915)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser old irish cottage

part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Bossy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163244)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489830)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: flickering motley location regret

Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489873)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: very tactful 180 love of her life

It's hack shit

Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much better

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489874)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: cracking theatre

St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. Popular day to skip school and head to manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490299)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: harsh frum lodge twinkling uncleanness

confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46059931)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: provocative selfie

The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical group originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, that started as a vocal trio consisting of brothers O'Kelly Isley Jr., Rudolph Isley and Ronald Isley in the 1950s.[3][4][5][6][7] With a career spanning over eight decades, the group has enjoyed one of the "longest, most influential, and most diverse careers in the pantheon of popular music".[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163314)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:31 AM
Author: puce contagious voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053884)